Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 21hAre you tired of having money??? Send it to me and I'll turn it into taco bell!!! 140
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This meal costs $5 to make here's the receipt!!! Anyway I had these 8 ingredients at home so they didn't cost anything. 021
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't understand how they think we can repay our student loans right now when things are more expensive than they've ever been. I'm so fucking serious when I say we need a guillotine fast. 020
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's ren faire day. Time to prove that these aren't stupid and I'm going to get major pussy. 240
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You're telling me they didn't use pony for the outro for steel ball run?? That song was fucking BUNS 000
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The dio pose!? We're so fucking back. youtu.be/6UF_qprQiu0?...youtu.beアニメ『スティール・ボール・ラン ジョジョの奇妙な冒険』ノンクレジットオープニング映像|Kroi 『SPIN』YouTube video by Warner Bros. Japan Anime 000
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My wife forgot the furtive pygmy can y'all believe this shit? 030
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can't stop thinking about how pucci is the most beautiful man I've ever seen.static.klipy.comEnrico Pucci JojoALT: Enrico Pucci Jojo 000
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wish someone would look at me the way my rats look at treats. 130
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thinking about how to explain to my therapist that I'm hanging by a thread and the most minor inconveniences are sending me over the edge without getting a vacation 010
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think I should just lay down in the street on Minecraft cause tell me why I bound my JoJo golden spirit account to my Gmail but it didn't actually bind?? I was max level pre register and you can't get jotaro anymore. 010
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Teenagers will be like "I'm being abused by my mom she never does anything for me this is a fucking hell hole" and the abuse is just me saying no I'm not gonna drive you and 7 friends to DND what the fuck 330
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm actually gonna fucking lose it. Last three times I've ordered door dash theyve either given me someone else's order or just not given me half my shit. And now there's not even a redelivery option it's just a refund for that item as if I didn't pay a tip and fee based on price of items. 230
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I dreamt I found JoJo Lego toys at Kmart and got woken up and now I'm fucking SAD 220
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me every time my wife suggests going on the Caleb hammer show 020
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Wife is out of town you know what that means Sleeping with snacks and laptop in the bed 020
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Omg these are my favorite so far. Made with shimmery red, blue and black. When you get to the end and it's all mixed together it looks like Galaxy. 130
Reposted by Ali Gaytor 🐊Kenny 🥩 New Adopts! @shyhorrors.bsky.social · 18/08/202640% of goal met!!! Thank you so much ;u; If you're interested in joining the raffles, check the info in the main post! How to become a participant: - Commission - Adopt or - Donate $10+ (not an option but if you'd like to help me with food/drinks, throne gifts mean a lot!) 1149
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Would anyone be interested if I tried recording/streaming making wax stamps? It's just a fun thing to do. :/ 110
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's Fili and kilis birthday. Tell them happy 9/11 birthday!!!!!! 241
Reposted by Ali Gaytor 🐊Follow me on twitch 👀 @zambicandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My mom needs $ for her new heart meds and I'd like to help her out. I have 2 slots available for these NO WIP sketches. Paypal (or Venmo for friends) $50USD per character. If you're interested please comment below so I can DM you. (I need visual reference for your character) Please share 🙏 5180121
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Who the fuck does Google think they are changing the layout of the chrome browser to have an extra God damn tab at the bottom instead of leaving shit the way it was?? I'm so fucking sick of this shit dude. 120
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I am so tired of feeling constantly hungry. Prednisone count your fucking days dawg. 010
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Help everyone is making fun of my sabaton boots. Am I gonna be maidenless? 430
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Slowly realizing I have generic white girl face syndrome cause why does she literally look like me 250
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have 106 different colors and multiple new stamps!!! I'm gonna start making stamps after rat time is over so no one gets burned. Drop some mother fucking numbers, color combos or flags. 111
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Whole ass motha fuckin sun is out and it's raining 110
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm getting new stamps tomorrow send me 3-4 numbers between 1 and 96 or your pride flag and I'll show you the stamp I make. 221
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And here I am still writing procedures myself based on IFUs, technical manuals and prior knowledge. Insane. 030
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Gaslighting my wife into thinking that doppio is just a guy who's being puppeteered. He's just a lil fella. 210
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm buying more stamps on Friday so I need pallettes to work with when they get here. 📣 010
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hey Give me 3-4 numbers between 1 and 96 Also post a picture of your pride flag if you have one. 422
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Not my fucking 1 year old niece bullying me by imitating the sound of me using my inhaler 020
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026New idea since everyone is fucking terrified of tomatoes Send me $5 or I post a video of me eating a whole tomato. 🔫 010
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Not one of the girls so I wasn't invited to the movies but also not one of the guys so I wasnt invited to mtg night. So what am I? 🤔😮💨 110
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Boutta start posting nudes. Pay me and I'll put my clothes back on so you don't have to see allat 🔫 240
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I just wanna have money to do the art projects I wanna do 😭 020
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pisses me the fuck off that burger king made this badass lord of the rings goblets and McDonald's had those hercules plates and no one makes anything like that anymore. 110
Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Homophobic for my coworkers to intentionally exclude me in the weekend movie outing on big boob day. 120
Reposted by Ali Gaytor 🐊Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220337581