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Ali Gaytor 🐊

@aligaytor.bsky.social
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 19h
I love Danny so much. I would get him rattooed on me.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 21h
Are you tired of having money??? Send it to me and I'll turn it into taco bell!!!
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This meal costs $5 to make here's the receipt!!! Anyway I had these 8 ingredients at home so they didn't cost anything.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't understand how they think we can repay our student loans right now when things are more expensive than they've ever been. I'm so fucking serious when I say we need a guillotine fast.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's ren faire day. Time to prove that these aren't stupid and I'm going to get major pussy.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're telling me they didn't use pony for the outro for steel ball run?? That song was fucking BUNS
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The dio pose!? We're so fucking back. youtu.be/6UF_qprQiu0?...
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アニメ『スティール・ボール・ラン ジョジョの奇妙な冒険』ノンクレジットオープニング映像|Kroi 『SPIN』
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Japan Anime
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My wife forgot the furtive pygmy can y'all believe this shit?
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't stop thinking about how pucci is the most beautiful man I've ever seen.
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Enrico Pucci Jojo
ALT: Enrico Pucci Jojo
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the lads are getting absolutely MOGGED
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wish someone would look at me the way my rats look at treats.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thinking about how to explain to my therapist that I'm hanging by a thread and the most minor inconveniences are sending me over the edge without getting a vacation
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I should just lay down in the street on Minecraft cause tell me why I bound my JoJo golden spirit account to my Gmail but it didn't actually bind?? I was max level pre register and you can't get jotaro anymore.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Teenagers will be like "I'm being abused by my mom she never does anything for me this is a fucking hell hole" and the abuse is just me saying no I'm not gonna drive you and 7 friends to DND what the fuck
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm actually gonna fucking lose it. Last three times I've ordered door dash theyve either given me someone else's order or just not given me half my shit. And now there's not even a redelivery option it's just a refund for that item as if I didn't pay a tip and fee based on price of items.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you use DHL just know that I hate you.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I dreamt I found JoJo Lego toys at Kmart and got woken up and now I'm fucking SAD
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me every time my wife suggests going on the Caleb hammer show
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Millennials just be buying shit
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ding dong and Julian jump scare attack
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why's this shit taste like weed
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wife is out of town you know what that means Sleeping with snacks and laptop in the bed
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Omg these are my favorite so far. Made with shimmery red, blue and black. When you get to the end and it's all mixed together it looks like Galaxy.
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Kenny 🥩 New Adopts! @shyhorrors.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
40% of goal met!!! Thank you so much ;u; If you're interested in joining the raffles, check the info in the main post! How to become a participant: - Commission - Adopt or - Donate $10+ (not an option but if you'd like to help me with food/drinks, throne gifts mean a lot!)
eepy critter junction fundraiser

a promo image of the fundraiser to help me move out of my unsafe homelife and move in with friends, now at 40% of the 10k goal!

the incentive tiers are as followed

2k - character bundle
4k - half-body illustration
6k - character bundle
8k - chibi illustration
10k - character bundle

character bundles include a custom character, and two other artworks. each one is made by me, rainydrawz, and jun0exe
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Would anyone be interested if I tried recording/streaming making wax stamps? It's just a fun thing to do. :/
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's Fili and kilis birthday. Tell them happy 9/11 birthday!!!!!!
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Follow me on twitch 👀 @zambicandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My mom needs $ for her new heart meds and I'd like to help her out. I have 2 slots available for these NO WIP sketches. Paypal (or Venmo for friends) $50USD per character. If you're interested please comment below so I can DM you. (I need visual reference for your character) Please share 🙏
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who the fuck does Google think they are changing the layout of the chrome browser to have an extra God damn tab at the bottom instead of leaving shit the way it was?? I'm so fucking sick of this shit dude.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am so tired of feeling constantly hungry. Prednisone count your fucking days dawg.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Help everyone is making fun of my sabaton boots. Am I gonna be maidenless?
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Slowly realizing I have generic white girl face syndrome cause why does she literally look like me
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have 106 different colors and multiple new stamps!!! I'm gonna start making stamps after rat time is over so no one gets burned. Drop some mother fucking numbers, color combos or flags.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whole ass motha fuckin sun is out and it's raining
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm getting new stamps tomorrow send me 3-4 numbers between 1 and 96 or your pride flag and I'll show you the stamp I make.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And here I am still writing procedures myself based on IFUs, technical manuals and prior knowledge. Insane.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gaslighting my wife into thinking that doppio is just a guy who's being puppeteered. He's just a lil fella.
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Pikafaa 🍋 @pikafaa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Like a comedy duo
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm buying more stamps on Friday so I need pallettes to work with when they get here. 📣
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey Give me 3-4 numbers between 1 and 96 Also post a picture of your pride flag if you have one.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not my fucking 1 year old niece bullying me by imitating the sound of me using my inhaler
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New idea since everyone is fucking terrified of tomatoes Send me $5 or I post a video of me eating a whole tomato. 🔫
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miah 🔜 blfc @sergals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
saliva
@salivasisters

hello darlings. i Dont think we're gonna make it. there is A deep sadness within me. oh, excuse Me. an instant Message. whats This? a jpeg of Women kissing? oh, never Mind folks. we are fine, and Going to make it actually
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not one of the girls so I wasn't invited to the movies but also not one of the guys so I wasnt invited to mtg night. So what am I? 🤔😮‍💨
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Boutta start posting nudes. Pay me and I'll put my clothes back on so you don't have to see allat 🔫
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just wanna have money to do the art projects I wanna do 😭
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pisses me the fuck off that burger king made this badass lord of the rings goblets and McDonald's had those hercules plates and no one makes anything like that anymore.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Homophobic for my coworkers to intentionally exclude me in the weekend movie outing on big boob day.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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