Simon @simon-blone.bsky.social · 7hIf china isn’t monitoring liquor stores around the pentagon they’re not doing their jobs 042
Reposted by Simonnernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 13hIt’s chilling to think that Hegseth mis-clicking in an app could tell Iran where america’s most vital liquor stores are 151
Reposted by Simongeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 12hmuted the post but i'm aware it's still moving around so just want to register that if you read "there is a deep moral and social rot in rural and red state america" and see the imaginary words "and that means everyone living there" and/or "so we should abandon it" you need to log off 624213
Reposted by SimonMichael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 12hGolly, if only the heel-turn on Mamdani wasn't the most predictable thing in the history of the world. If *only* some folks had predicted it publicly! 4403
Reposted by Simonyen is building stuff @weiyen.net · 15hI wonder if this is how people felt when Euler showed up 0666
Reposted by SimonMichael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 11hAwwwwwwwww nooooooooooo is the Dem Tea Party not controllable like you thought, Ross? That's toooooo baaaaaad. Guess the Glonzo comes for us all! 6357
Reposted by SimonBoolassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 19hI see that the Wikipedia article on Jews in Algeria has been rewritten to cast Jews as collaborators and a fifth column and downplays the removal of Algerian citizenship. Also a neat trick to define the synagogue of Algiers as abandoned by Jews. 817230
Reposted by SimonFrom The West Meadow @handle.invalid · 12hI think most of you forget that the computer is a instrument of war 1324
Simon @simon-blone.bsky.social · 8hYou shouldn’t go into the store and ask the guy if this bag of rice costs $2, because guess what pal, it does! 010
Reposted by SimonProtik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 10hsir please consider the economics of rice baggies sir 2192
Reposted by SimonProtik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 10hi know everything sucks rn but WHAT IF Americans are ALSO very bad at food 6344
Reposted by SimonNatsuka @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social · 10han entire goddamn chicken is $5 at Costco, and i genuinely don't think i could eat two dollars of rice unless we're talking about some *absurdly* expensive rice $2 of plain old white rice would have to be... i don't know how many batches in my rice cooker 5425
Reposted by SimonJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17hwe should bring back the "one computer per household" rule, along with the phrase "i'm going on the computer" 781070101
Reposted by SimonJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 10hit's so cool that this exists in perfect synthesis with "everything is bad because liberals have clung on to power for our entire lives" 5578
Reposted by SimonSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13hThis is even more insane than I remembered. 331005204
Reposted by SimonKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11hOnce again I offer a hearty “what the fuck are you doing, moron?” to Jared Polis, who commuted her sentence the last time she pulled this shit 251363226
Reposted by SimonBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 13hHorseshoe theory remains undefeated. 2047981
Reposted by Simon💥LazarTagWolf💥 @lazartagwolf.bsky.social · 13hThey’re garbage people and I’m sick of sharing oxygen with them. 0624
Reposted by SimonBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 13hTbh even using the term “Zionists” as a pejorative outside of very clearly defined frameworks makes me assume the worst of people, largely, at this point, through long experience. 655141
Reposted by SimonBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 13hIn theory there may be people who obsess over “Zionists” controlling American politics who aren’t anti-Semites but at this point I pretty much assume anyone speaking this way is one step away at best from going full ZOG. 1776067
Reposted by SimonWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12h??? I have never said anything like this. 1330312
Reposted by SimonBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 12hOkay Kathy I see you 379797
Reposted by SimonHenry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 11hI would point out that if someone is saying Zionists control the American government, that is of course, very literally ZOG. 210923
Reposted by Simonthe abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 10hEVEN TALIA JANE IS CALLING THEM DELUSIONAL 4405
Reposted by SimonMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 15hWell, these idiots have gone to march down to the Israelis for Peace vigil to disrupt it and about at Brad Lander, because they're scum. 31307
Reposted by SimonMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 15hThe difference between this and democratic centralism is that you can do whatever you want on your own time, go to the stupid rally, but you can't go *as DSA*. 21563
Reposted by SimonMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 15hWhen I go to political fundraisers for candidates who aren't endorsed by DSA, I don't go *as a representative of DSA*. 21473
Reposted by SimonMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 16hIf you aren't grown up enough to understand that when your organization tells you you may not participate in an event representing that organization and you do anyway, you're too childish to participate in big boy politics and should be expelled. 425917
Simon @simon-blone.bsky.social · 10hWow, you managed to find a guy whom even miller compares favorably to. 000
Reposted by SimonVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 13hHis name was Lavrentiy Beria and he’s generally considered to have been a mistake 4716
Reposted by SimonBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 14hthe only way the dead should speak at trials is through a properly trained shaman 1126524
Reposted by Simonghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14hI think if you have had strong opinions in past about whether or not it’s appropriate to call something genocide you should have to think about how those opinions apply to this particular situation 101879
Reposted by SimonVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 13hThank you to the people who were explaining to me that he meant to say something else 510625
Reposted by SimonWandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 13hI credit the Algerian mens national team, and Americans near universal hatred of what they perceive to be Usury. 0112
Reposted by SimonSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 16hWhat's the matter with Kansas (laudatory)? 91996
Reposted by SimonMatt Schrader @mattschrader.bsky.social · 13hI can barely remember my co-workers' names sometimes but for 30 years I've had right on the tip of my tongue the name of the little snot who reached over the center field wall and stole Game 1 of the 1996 ALCS from my Orioles 281
Reposted by SimonMatt Ortega @mattortega.com · 13hBallparks don't commit interference. Fans commit interference. 1111
Reposted by SimonFaceless Man @topherj.bsky.social · 12hYankee fans having no one to blame but themselves for another season ending in a loss is the best part Daaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees lose! 141
Reposted by SimonKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12hYanks tried to run the Jeffrey Maier playbook again to save their season. We have replay now, losers! 822814
Reposted by SimonK-Jim Donut Hunter @jimfurlong.bsky.social · 13hIt’d be so funny if it wasn’t so sad. No matter how times he does this too them, they’ll bend over backwards trying to explain away his demented mutterings as the least worst possible thing. And without fail he’ll explain no he did actually mean the worst possible thing. 0392
Reposted by SimonJLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 14hThere are so many incredibly talented early-career journalists and political analysts who actually understand American politics. We do not need to keep doing this. 215616