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"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan We're all trying to find the guy who did this

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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 11h
#LANTERNS stuck the landing. Left me wanting to see more of John's story. My only gripe: no Lantern suit for John in the final scene.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 12h
Tim Curry popping in and out of the graves of the Losers in the original IT.
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Penny Wise It
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 12h
I'm becoming aware of the Tom Morello discourse and I find it very lame. If you think Tom Morello is too radical, you'd better never meet the other 3 guys from RATM.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 13h
Love how visible Eddie's wig is in the second photo
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 14h
This HBO Dennis Miller MNF doc is INCREDIBLE
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 21h
Seems bad
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 22h
Sometimes you just have to accept that the boat must be rowed
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 23h
I really think this is just Wargames, but for a singles title. I love it. 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@telthetrekkie.bsky.social, this you?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jacked Wes Moore might be the president we need.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Large adult....errrr... adolescent...uhhh...huh. Vivek ain't got the juice to lift a large toddler
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I, for one, LOVE that fedophiles has stuck
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Roman Atwood Smile More Seagulls: Mark!
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This dude has no marketable skills, and should be forever grateful nepotism is a thing. 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There better be more seasons coming.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I capable? Cooking: if it's on a grill or smoker Whistle: yup Draw: I'm alright Paint: action figures only Swim: well enough to not drown English: Yes Dance: fuck outta here Sing: 🤷🏻‍♂️ Drive: Yes Gifting: depends on how much I like you Write: published Guitar: hell yeah, MFer Speaking: award winning
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Pope...shut the fuck up" is a hell of a sentence
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact: I watched ol' Dan here manage a local indie guy against Abyss in a casket match many years ago. The match ended when JESSER was put in the casket. 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤼
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Nedry's Iconic 'Nobody Cares' Moment
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the fuck is RFK's new friend wearing here? 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BASEBALL POPE
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's not wrong!
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remembering Pac.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This broke me 🤼
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PAC FOREVER YA SHITS !!!
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the coolest motherfuckers to ever pick up a guitar right here
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@eviluno.bsky.social, run @mysterywrestling.bsky.social in Minneapolis ahead of World's End and book Super Atomic Thunderfrog and Big O. Possum 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not apologizing for enjoying these ads, even if they are scammy as hell
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The people complaining about this as "nostalgic navel gazing" are the same people who love Lower Decks. A show whose entire premise is nostalgic navel gazing.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GODDAMMIT, she's going to become the new head of DC comics isn't she
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evergreen
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tacit submission but Cheese Plate that he isn't a "real journalist" is incredible. Fuck that guy. 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whom amongst us?
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have told more men (and women) that I love them this month than I ever have before. This has been a truly horrible month, but you have to push forward and make it a better place then it was yesterday.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My heart breaks for a second time this month. Pac was utmost professional and the one of the nicest human beings you’ll ever come across. It was an honor and a pleasure working together one final time last night. Be good to each other. 🖤
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 28/09/2026
The thing I'll remember most about Ben is how kind and fun he was with my kids when I'd bring them around. Ben was a generational talent inside the ring and a great dude outside of it. May you rest in and may your family find peace. ❤️
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Nathan Fillion's Pondering Uhm Moment
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After 15 tries at soldering the pickup system, I finally got it right. Got my knockoff Hetfield flames on this hunk of junk, and this thing growls.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Avgn N Wow Avgn Nintendo Power
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some fools have never gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom, smdh
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/09/2026
Limp Bizkit’s “Significant Other” sold almost a million copies in its first two weeks, and we got 3 all-timer music videos out of it
~ Commercial performance
Significant Other debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200, selling 643,874 copies in its first week of release. 3! In its second week of release, the album sold an additional 335,000 copies. 3. The band promoted the album by appearing at Woodstock 1999 and headlining the year's Family Values Tour. 3. Durst directed music videos for the songs "Re-Arranged" and
"N 2 Gether Now".[3]
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck modem country music.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck modem country music.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 26/09/2026
What the hell are we doing in the year of our lord 5787?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is Britt Baker in this photo? 🤼
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