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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 3h
Reacher says he participates in casual sex.[11][26][27]
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 8h
Resident Evil (2026) is more of a horror comedy than a horror, TIL
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 14h
“No Santa in Israel, pal” is one of those things you just can’t make up, without a doubt Joe Biden absolutely did say that
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re telling me breadened this bu ter
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my read/watch/listen checklist has gotten so long that it is noticeably laggy to add a new item to it. i didn’t know apple computers could fuck up plain text that badly. it’s a notes app note. it has some emojis.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 29/09/2026
CANNON
PIGG
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This October is National October Writing Month. This October, be sure to take part by writing ”October”.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump to announce there’s a dang cheeto in the white house
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been listening to a cthulhian horror podcast set in 1934 and it’s pretty alright but one of the characters said ”under the radar” and I can’t abide it
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for me the effect of 9/11 is that i am somehow always expecting 9/11. 9/11 only happened once though so i am expecting everything to be 9/11 in some way. when everything is not 9/11 it is in some sense an anticlimax even when it is a tectonically important development.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m enjoying the cycle of watching Lanterns and then watching some youtuber who knows comics bring up a bunch of comics stuff about it but sadly that also means youtube is feeding me middle aged adults who don’t understand why anything Hal Jordan has done so far is considered bad
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven’t even gotten to Camp Miasma or Coyote Vs Acme, STOP releasing movies 🛑
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thought i hadn’t heard ”Choosin Texas” but “drinkin jack all by myself” made me realize i had heard it before. maybe in a walmart or something.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new Godzilla movie is rated R. Looks like they finally got Godzilla to hang dong 👀
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you try to make a good movie like this, Hollywood dispatches a team of US Marine snipers to put fifty large bullets in the base of your skull until you agree not to make it. Props to the director for resisting such pressure and making a good movie anyway.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*pail atreides voice* I’m going to watch Stop! That! Train!
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i got covid, probably, and it has left me gassy. i got long covid ass.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No! No! Go back. Think what we could do with Area 51...
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watched a youtube about the king in yellow and this freaking zoomer didn’t even mention true detective. he did talk about a minecraft thing. from august derleth to “wifies”. i’ve never been more mad at the youths. read a book. watch a television. get off my damn lawn.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social is pee stored in the balls?
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Brian Thompson @brianthompy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
While I have yet to investigate the headline posted below, I have just released an episode of my program Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's? marking its 10th anniversary: open.spotify.com/episode/1hZ6...
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377 - 10th Anniversary Breakthrough
Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's · Episode
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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ate a bunch of peanuts and got heartburn..et tu brute...
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was impressed that Party Down feels like a show from 2009 or so, but it actually is from 2009 so it’s just good in a normal way. I thought it was from 2023.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ripped will ferrell. throbbing ab veins and cum gutters will ferrell
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new sign to tap: the tetrahedron of trade-offs.
the tetrahedron of trade-offs
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you’re not actively defaming Eliezer Yudkowsky, are you even living?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one day a streaming service will understand what you mean when you press the “back ten seconds“ button a couple times
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Black Mirror? The 2003 Czech video game about an evil mirror?
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is human nature to want infinite sammiches
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m always saying “So glozed the Tempter”
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2) There are two possible "ghost" populations whose traces we can vaguely see in the genetic record. "Ghost" means that models indicate their existence but we haven't physically found them yet. These unsampled populations may have been in the Americas before 15,000 years ago.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s dark way before 8pm now, time to be depressed for six months
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Scoop: The anonymous source behind a POLITICO story that the White House is now using to justify a ban on the outlet was none other than JD Vance himself. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/white-hous...
status.news
The Source Behind The Ban
The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned.
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Filtering doesn’t take decades, growth in housing production can offer affordability benefits for new buildings within a few short years. Much work to be done. This doesn’t mean we don’t need more reforms or more subsidized housing money. But skeptics of filtering are lazy/lying to you.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We must build a space hospital for sick fruit flies
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m shocked that the will ferrell golf show is decent a couple episodes in, he’s been in some real stinkers to the point that i thought i would stop watching after a few minutes
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My thoughts on why this is bad: gaspriceguy.substack.com/p/why-a-dies...
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Why a Diesel Export Ban Won't Fix Expensive U.S. Diesel Prices
With gasoline and especially diesel prices skyrocketing as of late, politicians in certain quarters are eager to shift the narrative around record-setting diesel prices ahead of elections.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Academia argumentation isn't generally funny but sometimes timing makes it so, like the guys who published a massive "Actually, the Justinianic Plague wasn't a big deal at all" two months before COVID started spreading like wildfire around the planet
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Ryan Cummings @weakinstrument.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
6/end: Banning diesel exports would, in effect, be a small subsidy to farmers and other industrial users of diesel across the country at the expense of New England residents, who would see heating costs skyrocket if not run into acute physical shortages.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OiI
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh I remember The twenty second of September
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my cat loves to sleep like a vampire who is dying in agony
my cat, a fat brown tabby, sleeping like a horribly dying vampire
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026
See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete
jd vance standing weird like trump
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
probably the first four or five times i read Dune i didn‘t notice how one of the Jessica chapters mentions a huge problem with the worldbuilding it takes to set up the galactic political order (what if the harkonnens just hooked up a laser gun to an egg timer?) and it never comes up again
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
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AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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Churches of New York @brooklynwandering.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Temple of Hecate, Inc., 309 82nd St, Brooklyn, NY 11209
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Neagley lacks Reacher’s weird charisma so when she does something psychopathic like Reacher would on his show she just seems like a bad person instead of murder hobo sherlock holmes
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