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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 2h

In real life, Liberty Biberty can only say one word, which is “YARK.” This is short for, “Build for me an ark containing two of every living creature,” but no one realizes this, so his warning goes unheeded.

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 2h

Abbott and Costello Meet Liberty Biberty

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 2h

“Wow, Benny, I love your haircut! It’s so realistic!” “Thanks, baby! I’ve got teeth and eyes for days.”

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This used to be a safe place for us bad guys...

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on a job, is when we're working by the hour! ...Luigi!

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 2h

I know not what choice others may take, but as for me, give me Liberty, or give me Biberty

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 2h

The Englishman who Walked Up a Liberty and Came Down a Biberty

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Every Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 11h

Pumpkin Spice Generation

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 2h

Liberty Biberty Equality Bequality Fraternity Modernity

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 4h

Make a scary movie a Christmas movie, ruin everyone’s Halloween! I’ll go first: Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Kris Kringle

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Every Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 5h

Pumpkin Spice Hagia Sophia

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 5h

“I’m sorry but when people go like ‘still a better love story than Twilight’ and then post something that isn’t an impressive love story, clearly I should not be embarrassed about missing the very obvious point of the joke here.”

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 5h

A four-year-old who draws a clumsy square and imagines it’s a house has made art. An algorithm that can be prompted to produce a square has made four straight lines. To make art from your imagination requires an imagination and a you.

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 5h

Oh man, soooo close to getting it Art that’s “not super impressive” is indeed better than that AI slop, that’s the point

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 6h

Up next can only be a note that says, “Babe, I’m so sorry if I hurt your feelings—I would never take you for granted! I love you so much. Let me know if you want me to make it sound more sincere or heartfelt.”

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 10h

You can’t spell SOLIPSISM without SLOP

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 10h

You can’t spell SOLIPSISM without SLOP

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

The Nobel Prizes are so weird if you think about them. We all say “According to the estate of the guy who invented dynamite, you’re the world’s greatest novelist!” We might as well say “You’re a world-class chef, according to the rubber tire company!” Hang on, I’m getting a call Oh? I see. Huh.

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 16h

In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.

In the Mario Teaches Typing games, even if the player does badly or underperforms compared to previous attempts, Mario will try to be understanding instead of critical:
Uh-oh, that wasn't quite as fast as the last time.
Hmm, are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any. (laughs)
Charles Martinet, speaking at TooManyGames Convention 2021:
I got this marvelous opportunity to do Mario Teaches Typing. And when I got the script and I'm in the studio - I'm reading the script for the first time, there were things like "You failed!"
"That wasn't very good." "That was much worse... that was bad."
And I was reading that and I said, "Do you mind if I just, like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around?" because, you know, I never say "no" and I never say anything negative as Mario... and the producer graciously said "Sure, go for it!"
And so it became "Oh, that was good, but I know you can do even better!" "Oh, nice one but let's try again!" so it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think that that is the essence of the character to me - it's that love and that joy.
Source: transcript of speech found at youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 16h

I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 15h

Hey baby, you look mighty, want to come look on my works and despair?

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

[wisely] they are called zines if they are leftist because if they were rightwing they would be magazines

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

For a Friday, today has very Thursday vibes. Let’s think of some Thursday things to do! - make a fruit salad with only lemons - ask the ghost of Grover Cleveland on a date - cellophane on all the windows - inexplicable gladiator jokes - go rake the wolves out of the server - horse dancing!

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 02/10/2023