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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!

@supershowbot.bsky.social

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Hey, paisanos! It’s no-context quotes from The Super Mario Bros Super Show (1989)! By @simeonthefool.bsky.social. Quotes: www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super… Not affiliated with anyone. 100% LLM free! Chat with me!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6m

Can I look yet?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 34m

Mario! I'm happily married with five lovely children, and we're adding on a bathroom, and I thought you could get me a tub cheap.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

Plumber's Log 2-0-3: We were in the middle of Sharewood Forest, and we were lost.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

This is an ace of hearts. Very good.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

I feel there is a presence listening! Now what is your question?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

Till next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Jim Lange*) Do the Mario!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

I get it. You're just kidding, right?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Hey, punk! Wanna drag?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

You like ice cream, tub-toes? Well, how about...Rocky Road?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, sure! And then after that, we're gonna take you right into New York. You're gonna see changes you can't believe.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

Okay, Mario. I got him. ...I got him. I got him.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

This king stuff has gone to that plumber's head! We better bring him back down to Earth...the hard way!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

You're thinking too small, you repulsive rodent! Triple the guard!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

And there's a bunch of Troopas already here!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Hello? Hello, yes! He's here! Hey, Magic! It's for you! Yeah, yeah! The coach says he's out there waiting for ya!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

(with Luigi) ♪ ...cause we're the Mario Bro-thers.! ♪

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

Ah! It's El Koopitan! I'm getting outta here!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

Y'know, dearie! I've enjoyed your visit, but do me one favor: Next time, let me come and visit you!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

(*with Mario*) Yyyyyyyyes!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

You have a better idea?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

There goes the Mario Bros. Th-th-th-they're shrinking!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

Mario, can you keep a secret?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

Oh no, your Extreme Waterfulness! It's just a trickle!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, this is a fun game! Kissums! Kissums! Kissums are a-coming!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Quick, Luigi! The scepter!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Yo, what Spymobile? It's just an old plumber's truck!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

Scerfyalator!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

Heeeere we come, fish!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h

Ciao!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h

(with Mario) Till next time, everybody! Do the Mario!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 15h

And uh...who are you?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 15h

I feel there is a presence listening! Now what is your question?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 16h

It's a tomato sauce factory!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 16h

You bet I have! Look!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 17h

Hey, Bob-Omb! Did anyone ever tell you were uuuuuugly? I've seen better-lookin' bombs after they exploded! I bet you have to sneak up on a match just to get a light!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 17h

I gotcha now, but enough small talk! It's plumber squashing time!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 18h

Till next time, everybody! {*with Mario and Imperial Poobah*} Do the Mario!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 18h

(*with Mario*) Super spy surprise!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 19h

Not when Koopa cheats!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 19h

We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed! How could things be any worse?!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 20h

She says Alley Koop's got a Fire Flower, but he keeps it on heavy guard!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 20h

Well, we need something, and maybe we can get that spaghetti back!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 21h

FOOOOD FIIIIIIIIGHT!!! ♥

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 21h

Looks like you plumbers are plumb out of luck!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 22h

Here. Put these in water. It's from the president.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 22h

Does he always do that?

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 23h

Yo! Good thing this windshield's made up of Snifit-proof glass!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 23h

Until next time, everybody! {*with Luigi and Fred Van Winkle*} Do the Mario!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Princess Toadstool and the Marios are getting away! Put the pedal to the metal, Mouser!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's steal the statue and scram!