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St. Simeon the Holy Fool

@simeonthefool.bsky.social
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou. Loss leader in Chaos Theology. Due to circumstances beyond our control. Little did I know.

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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 1h
Culprit
A black cat sits on a pink cat tower, looking up to something sinister
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 7h
Would you really give up ChatGPT to shut down data centers? Tech CEO highlights the hypocrisy of some Al critics
"All the people that are saying they're anti-data center, that they're anti-Al in general, they're using it," said Ver...
• www.techspot.comGuy choosing buttons meme:man sweats nervously as he has to choose between two buttons labeled “Less AI slop” and “Less AI slop”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford F-Series
Harrison Ford in a candid shot holds his hand by his jeans pocket, his middle finger casually extended in the classic “F You” Gesture
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The frog carrying the scorpion, a speech bubble coming from its mouth.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WARNING
This blue check is rage-baiting you to quote tweet or reply to boost engagement and earn ad revenue
DO NOT ENGAGE
Block & Move On
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post from @swilua.bsky.social saying “I want to eat art from around the world.” A speech bubble places it in the mouth of Cookie Monster, standing in front of a framed painting of fruit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rene Magritte’s painting of a man with a green apple floating in front of his face is given a caption of a tweet from the Super Mario Bot;

“Oh, look! An apple in front of a picture of me! Thanks!”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mulder and Scully from the X-Files holding cell phones with a speech balloon to make them appear to say the quoted tweet from US immigration and customs enforcement: “Contact us if you were harmed by an alien.”  OP noted, “I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Four-year-old me knew what was up, I tell you what
The wolf postures in a menacing pose on the top of a rock, its jaws open to reveal its gleaming fangs, moonlight highlighting its back against the dark sky. Sweet dreams kiddies.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay I just went and looked up some actual stills from this cartoon and I MEAN TO SAY
Still from Lambert the Sheepish Lion. A wolf with dripping fangs and glowing yellow eyes stalks menacingly with its shadow behind him. The wolf menaces a sheep that cowers at the edge of a cliff. It licks its lips. The wolf’s tongue lolls out as the sheep screams in terror. This is a kid’s cartoon! By Disney! The wolf looks directly out the fourth wall at YOU, its jaws open wide and its eyes glowing yellow
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The memes immediately make themselves: Simply show any egregiously bad AI slop, and add the deadpan caption “Super Intelligence.” We can all agree to make this a thing, yes? Like this: just this image and the caption “Super Intelligence.”
Revolting AI slop video from somewhere of some little bipedal dough creature? pooping out? A hamburger bun? I don’t know how to describe this. OP added the caption, “After this video. It's impossible for me to crave a burger again.”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can an AI feel pain? Probably not, unfortunately, but that doesn’t mean we should stop trying.
Science
Science Magazine O @science.org
Can the new cutting-edge Al models feel pain?
They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study.
The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #Al researchers. scim.ag/4hHU6BA
NEWS
Can an Al feel pain? It can at least act like it does
Study reignites debate over what, if anything, machines can feel
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lauren
@NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know what, I’m going to stop reading right there and choose to believe this is somehow about dril
Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com • Sep 19, 2026, 4:14 PM
Like, if I have to suffer, it dies being my a little joy knowing that this guy will also suffer bsky.app/profile/wint...
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock:

 THE HORSE IS ONE OF ONLY 3 APPROPRIATE SUBJECTS FOR A PAINTING, ALONG WITH SHIPS WITH SAILS,
AND MEN HOLDING UP SWORDS WHILE STARRING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here's the original one for comparison
Title text from the Super Mario Bros Super Show with Danny Wells and Lou Albano and Mario's face. Text: The Legend of ZELDA: Ocarina of Time
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it works
The Legend of Zelda: OOT logo, except the words say "Super Mario Brothers"
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meme: a cat with weary-looking heavy lidded human eyes remarks, “you know what, it's my fault for having a phone”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Image from the first pilot of the Muppet Show: The enormous words “SEX AND VIOLENCE” are carved out of stone, and Crazy Harry stands in front of them ready to press an explosive plunger
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oompa Loompa doopity danity, I’ve got some tech that changes humanity, Oompa Looma doopity dressing, The ways that it does this are very depressing
Sad Oompa Loompa from “Willy’s chocolate Experience,” the actress realizing with a bleak expression that she is stuck in a ridiculous ChatGPT generated production.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The meme showing the Sad Oompa Loompa, the actor's face bleakly resigned to the reality they are appearing in a dreadful production generated by AI
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
brb, going to add "4,941st most influential poster on Bsky dot com" to my official CV
Screenshot from https://bsky38.com, showing simeonthefool.bsky.social listed as the 4941st most influential poster with 1 vote
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yellow
So many yellow cartoon characters
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
POV: the book report is due in five minutes and you forgot to do the reading
Screenshot of a movie thumbnail from Tubi, showing an ancient Greek (?) city in flames. 

Featured

The Odyssey
Action, Fantasy • 2026 - 1h 32m (TV-MA)

In a decaying world, warrior Alexander the Great battles three towering titans to reclaim his throne and defeat the ruthless Emperor Hannibal.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Grid of 16 pictures of Tim Curry playing various characters
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I submit it would be something Boxonian Lord Big seems more like a caricature than a self-insert, but perhaps Peter the Mouse?
Illustration by child C. S. Lewis from “Boxen” apparently colored pencil. Anthropomorphic animals stand on two legs in business suits, talking to humans. A sign says “to back benches and gallery.”Lord Big from “Boxen”, illustration by the child C. S. Lewis, apparently pen or marker? Shows an anthropomorphic frog with human proportions dressed in a business suit and carrying a cane.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Underrated
Under Paris movie poster. A shark dorsal fin swims toward the reflection of the Eiffel Tower
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A cat with heavy eyelids says; you know what, it's my fault for having a phone
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can't believe it
Collage showing photos of knock-off brands that are ripping off the packaging of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" Brand names include "You'd Think It's Butter," "Unbelievable: This is not butter", "Could it be butter?", "You'd Butter Believe It," "What, not butter!" and "Wow, I really thought it was 'butter'!"
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🧐
Apple TV
https://tv.apple.com › us › movie › adam-and-eve › ...

Adam and Eve - Apple TV
God casts Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden because Eve decided to eat a forbidden apple. Together, they find their way through the world.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well Actually, the reason to reject this premise is simply that OP insists on using C-3PO for his analogy when DATA IS RIGHT THERE Data is officially considered a sapient AI life form (The Measure Of A Man), desperately wants to make art, and admits *he can’t* because art requires human emotion.
Zach Weinersmith • @zachweinersmith... • 1d I have this idea I call the C-3PO test, which I haven't seen anywhere.
Scenario: C3PO exists. Although he is a machine, he easily passes any known test of consciousness or personhood that doesn't include knowing in advance that he is a machine. He is capable of suffering and sadness.

Zach Weinersmith • @zachweinersmith... • 1d One day C3PO tells you he loves art. He has also looked at a great deal of art, and would suffer greatly due to not being allowed to make art.
Is it ethical to forbid him from making art?

Zach Weinersmith • @zachweinersmith... • 1d If yes, you have to agree that personhood isn't sufficient for the right to free expression.
If no, then the use of copyrighted art to train an Al can't be wrong in principle. You can only object that the model is not sufficiently conscious or not sufficiently a person.

口》:
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh they made a sequel— the Odyssey 2!
Magnavox Odyssey 2 gaming console from the 80s, with cartridges and controllers
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tell me, Muse, about a complicated Koopa
King Koopa stands in front of a giant wooden statue of him, which certainly doesn’t have the Mario Bros hiding inside The princess and the shy guys are in front of the statue
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And you thought I was kidding
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! episode
"The Trojan Koopa"

Animation cell of a giant wooden statue of King Koopa
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Best adaptation of The Odyssey, right answers only
Cover art for “Super Mario Odyssey”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🧐
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! live-action segment
"9001: A Mario Odyssey"

Mario and Luigi stand looking at HAL 9000
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Product photo of a smiling woman resting her elbow on “Zest For Life Inflatable The Scream Doll Large 48" Tall Edvard Munch w/...”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You mean, “What do you mean, Star Wars Starry Night Socks?”
Amazon listing of five different designs of men’s crew socks with various Star Wars characters against the backdrop of Van Gogh’s “Starry Night.”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What do you mean, “What do you mean, Starry Night socks?”
Google images results of six different designs of socks that all have the image of Vincent Can Gogh’s “The Starry Night” on them.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yard sign reading;

IN THIS HORSE, WE BELIEVE:
SNEAK ATTACKS ON TROY 
HELEN DID NOTHING WRONG 
FEAR GREEKS BEARING GIFTS 
CASSANDRA WAS RIGHT 
POSEIDON IS OVERRATED 
NO, SERIOUSLY, GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST LINE
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As it was foretold by me in 2023 (option 1)
simeonthefool.bsky.social 
@SimeonTheFool

If I had to make a prediction, this will end one of two ways:
(1) as with EnEffTees, we will all suddenly look and say "why exactly are we all making such a fuss about worthless monkey pictures"
(2) some beloved person will get copied by Al and sue, publicity poison, game over

4:20 AM • May 19, 2023 • 1,712 ViewsI find it kind of funny how the hype discourse is all like "oh no Al is going to endanger actors' jobs!" and yet if you actually watch the finished product it's like "oh no Al is going to endanger JibJab flash animations from 2004"
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L• May 18, 2023 C ..• I guess it's cool that you can use a computer to automatically generate shitty content but it does not follow that everyone is therefore going to suddenly love watching shitty content

May 18, 2023 G ..• It *does* follow that executives are going to go
"okay we don't have to pay creatives anymore because we can now threaten replacing them with the bad content generating machine even though nobody will like the content" so, you know, solidarity with the WA and SAG and all that
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
LEAST WANTED LEGO SETS: Finnegans Wake
James Joyce: Finnegans Wake (first edition with green and red on a white slipcover)
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As it was foretold
Burger King logo that says “Virgin Birth: Born is the King”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pulp sci-fi style book cover design showing two men in futuristic outfits having a fistfight. Cover text says:

ENORMOUS
Stories

TRIANGLE MAN
HATES
PERSON MAN
They have a FIGHTI Triangle WINS!

CREATED WITH PULP-O-MIZER COVER MAKER
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Tiger by Nael, age 6
From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
NEVER
GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU
DOWN
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
NOW what I call music is John Cage’s 4’33
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The NOW that’s what I call MUSIC logo, but now it says WHY is a raven like a writing-DESK
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Logo in the style of “NOW that’s what I call MUSIC” album design, which says “CESI n’est pas une PIPE”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spider-Man: Into The Bible Verse
News photo of Spider-Man shaking hands with Pope Francis, as a few onlookers watch  bemused
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