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noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was never going to happen for you this year after this Atlanta
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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Billy MacDee @bmcdev.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Chris Sale for Vaughn Grissom Lmaoooooo
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 21/08/2026
Alaska vowed to resolve the murders of Indigenous people. But when one nonprofit asked state law enforcement officials for a fundamental piece of data — a list of Indigenous murders they’d investigated — the state said no. (Published Aug. 2025 with @adn.com)
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Alaska Vowed to Resolve Murders of Indigenous People. Now It Refuses to Provide Their Names.
When the nonprofit Data for Indigenous Justice filed public records requests with the Alaska Department of Public Safety concerning cases it had investigated, the state rejected them.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
have you been in an argument with a friend? Chancleta is here for you. read him the texts. he will listen. Chancleta will not take sides. except he will. he will take your side. he will agree with you. he will find new ways that you've been generous with your friend that you didn't even realize.
an orange and white cat looks very concerned
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
NYT stating this like it’s normal when it’s absolutely berserk.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Ryan McGinnis @ryan-steele-mcg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Beargrass super bloom in Mt. Rainier National Park.
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s really frightening.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear
"Do not push a slower friend down" if you encounter a bear, National Park Service warns.
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Keith Boykin @keithboykin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The United States government just agreed to pay $1.8 billion to the United States president, approved by the president's own personal lawyer who represented him when he was convicted of 34 criminal counts. This is the biggest scandal in all of American political history.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 27/04/2026
It's Monday!
A baby sitting in a catapult in a suburban backyard. The baby seems surprised to be there. The text reads: Is this a safe sleep environment for your baby? No! This is a catapult! Put your baby to sleep flat on their back in a crib, bassinet, play yard, bedside sleeper or other product designed for safe sleep. If your baby falls asleep in a car seat or other product not designed for sleep, move them to a safe sleep space.
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lifelong brewers fan @cmmcguire.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
DOMINIC SMITH MY BELOVEDDDDDDD
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
me every single day
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Joseph Bien-Kahn @josephbienkahn.com · 05/04/2026
The architects of the Artificially Intelligent Future would never admit it, but “Using AI to fantasy cast a theoretical ‘Family Guy’ movie that’s weirdly horny” is actually what they set out to build
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sicemjared.bsky.social @sicemjared.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Miranda Lambert play at a club in Waco. More of mine have been seeing people open for others like Toby Keith open for Brooks and Dunn and Aaron Tippin. Taylor Swift open for Kenny Chesney and Sugarland. Luke Bryan be the 1st act before LeAnn Rimes, Gary Allan, Keith Urban, and Kenny Chesney.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
All THREE of Jo Adell's home run robberies from tonight ... Yes, you read that right 😮
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 30/03/2026
A woman named Lea Cheeseman has been working to create the worst phonetic alphabet possible. She posted this to the "Dull Women's Club" on Facebook and frankly, it's a masterwork
A as in Are
B as in Bee
C as in Cent
D as in Django
E as in Emcee
F as in Fjord
G as in Gnu
H as in Hour
I as in Io
J as in Juan
K as in Knew
L as in LOL
M as in Mnemonic
N as in New
O as in Our
P as in Pneumonic
Q as in Qatar
R as in Right
S as in Sent
T as in Tea
U as in Use
V as in Vie
W as in Write
X as in Xenophobia
Y as in You
Z as in Zelophobia
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Trey O. @gadeadhead.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Real ones remember
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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If you don’t care about this now, you will when you’re dying from a disease that would have been treatable
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Manufacturing-related construction spending is down -15.0% from a year ago.
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
🚨 US military document leaked to shows how the Pentagon is working with private companies to manipulate the information you see about the Iran war www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...
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Leaked Document: Iran War Meets Little Brother
Info about the war is being censored — with the help of private companies
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Remember when people were fired for *reposting* accurate quotes from Charlie Kirk after he was killed.
Donald J. Trump Y @reaDonaldTrump
Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/03/2026
Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it. The Fargo Woodchippers.
The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Record profits are unpaid wages. In a just society, one 40-hour a week job should pay enough to support a nuclear family — one brief stint as CEO should not pay so much it creates generation wealth and empowers the 1% to buy our elections. #TaxTheBillionaires
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/02/2026
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
No war with Iran rally in Chicago’s Federal Plaza.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
In a normal, actual functioning democracy, he'd be forced to resign tonight. In our system, there will be absolutely no consequences.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 17/02/2026
Complaining that following the Constitution will stop you from doing the thing you want to do is... an admission that what you want to do is unconstitutional. You swore an oath to defend the Constitution. You are violating that oath, Rep. Alford. Time to go home and let someone else do the job.
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Joey @joey-incog.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/02/2026
Become ungovernable
A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:

This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.
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Sailor Michael @sailormichael.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Everyone that likes Trump with some sort of star power are either criminals, pedos or rapists. In some instances, they are all 3.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.
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Mary @maryfrfr.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I thought we wanted to support our troops? Why are we punishing them
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
a meme — the top says “My dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the “before,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the “after,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.
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Alexandra Lange @langealexandra.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“An adult bears a clear responsibility to exercise restraint, especially in the presence of children,” Becerra wrote. “Violence or intimidation directed at a minor — particularly during a lawful, peaceful demonstration — has no place in a constitutional republic.”
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