noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We all want politics to be West Wing but it is only ever Veep 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Calling it now. This @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social book will sell big at Borders 131
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Current mood as a Packer fan #GoPackGostatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson: It's Still Good MemeALT: Homer Simpson: It's Still Good Meme 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hat tip to @peterbukowski.bsky.social becoming the Brian Flores of ad reads. Sim Packer analysis interlaced so it's harder to skip on my podcast app. Im hearing ghosts. #GoPackGo 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am increasingly worried AI chat bots will take jobs from AI chat bots. 001
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do the Packers even know it is now 5787 🍎🍯? Because this looked a lot like 5786 Green Bay #GoPackGo #ShenahTovah 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026IDK @froomkin.bsky.social i kind of like Caldwell's debut column about how the flood described in Genesis 6:9-11 was just a light drizzle 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I pick individual apples at the local produce markets the same way tennis players pick which ball to use for their 1st serve 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Feels like an appropriate day to repost this 001
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What a relief to the 18 members of the military KIA and the hundreds wounded that it wasn't in a war. Great job JD! 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Thanks for running this one @mcsweeneys.net Dedicated to everyone who "isn't political" as flimsy thin code for: I shouldn't be judged for liking DJT and Republicans Yeah, yeah you should. 04510
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Musk really is the Henry Ford of the 21st Century (awkward gesture pictured ADL) 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It does raise an interesting question: How much AI would be required to make Van Orden not seem like a jerk in every interaction he has with every person he's ever met? 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Is it racism? Is racism the glue in this bromance? Its racism +/- corruption 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Nah, can't WI taxpayers do that thing where you pocket $3B in subsidies to never build a $10B plant while not creating anywhere close to the 13K promised job? 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Lindbergh renaming is similar to my view of the 2028 Republican presidential primary. Just, just, not a literal nazi this time. Thanks. 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"68 percent think he is not focused enough on addressing the problems most Americans are facing." But this poll was conducted BEFORE he announced the makeover at Dulles tho @adamkeiper.com 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026IDK. Bob Gibson and a whole lot of other P in 1968 might have been onto something 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There has got to be an easier way for him to guest on Abbott Elementary or Its Always Sunny, but congrats to you @crmonks.bsky.social 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Congrats to the Philadelphia Phillies on clinching the NL East 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Honestly, I've always just traded the family cow for magic beans and that works fine @andyrichter.co 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Have they tried injecting bleach????!?! 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Guys, its technically only considered champagne football if its from the 🇪🇸 region of a world cup semifinal 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026SUSAN COLLINS 2026 Vote for me so I can keep voting to confirm a buncha Nazi adjacent men like Graham Platner to powerful positions just like I have for decades 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Mitch McConnell should not be buried until the American people have a chance to vote and a new President is sworn in. His circle of hell should be kept open until that time. 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I love Dairy Queen but no you do not get to trademark "Abuelita" please be serious 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I bet its all the ones about helping the poor, the sick, and the foreigner since that is like 90% of the Bible's message 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Sighstatic.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave Hot Dog SuspectALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect 021
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Quickest way to get hired at FOX News 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026As a @tottenhamhotspur.com fan I would like to officially bequeath the term to Spursy to our name friends in San Antonio #COYSstatic.klipy.comEmpty Glass Bottle with Redbottle1 and Redbottle2ALT: Empty Glass Bottle with Redbottle1 and Redbottle2 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I'm just coming up with this now but Wood vastly underestimated the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I just stopped LinkedIN emails and have never felt more free. 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I wonder if there is a shorter way to say "reshaped the narrative" but I guess I will have to check with your George Constanza style guide @nytimes.com cc @nytpitchbot.bsky.social @nytimes.wtfstatic.klipy.comSeinfeld: George's Truth About LiesALT: Seinfeld: George's Truth About Lies 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026President Bone Spurs is our first FIFA President sure. The lawlessness, the corruption, the fraud, disrespect for women and workers. He is a FIFA guy for sure. But soccer? GTFO. please be serious @mlsist.bsky.social 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Is it screaming and running away? because if so, I'm all over it 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026If I didn't want Americans to label me a "poltical actor" I simply would stop exclusively doing overtly political actions to help the Republican Party subvert elections 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Thanks for running this one @mcsweeneys.net In fairness, also inspired in part by how much $ my parents wasted on swimming lessons for me growing up and my wicked witch like properties in water. Much like POTUS polling numbers, deeply underwater 0234
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This man for sure going to lead the ABA in charges drawn this season 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My dude learned absolutely nothing from TLC 100
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Honestly, just thrilled Todd Golden is reporting assault now 1609
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Counteroffer: his יארצייט can be a federal holidaymedia.tenor.coma painting of a group of people dancing in front of a village with thatched roofsALT: a painting of a group of people dancing in front of a village with thatched roofs 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026That Petey Pablo banger is probably my favorite song about taking your shirt off and twisting around your head like a helicopter 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026CBS said it was purely a financial decision 010
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Excellent point And another reason we just need full ABS and not challenges Soto would have won his challenge earlier though 000
noahseligman.bsky.social @noahseligman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Too good a game to end like this. #ABSNow #HawkeyeForMLBmedia.tenor.coma man in a knight 's armor is holding a swordALT: a man in a knight 's armor is holding a sword 010
