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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 17h
Listening to Modest Mouse and getting mad
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI is bad, and you are making yourself into a smug idiot here on behalf of Sam Altman and Mark Zuckerberg
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Their cheating head coach who sucks, has no playoff wins in his Chargers tenure, and alienated the whole team with his weird, unrequited love of his QB
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[trying to relate to my 12 year old nephew] so. I heard drake is making cringe tiktoks with his new larpy goth gf [my nephew thinking of ways to kill me] y-yeah. maybe. idk
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you're ever at a rep showing of The Empire Strikes Back i think a bit that would absolutely crush is the first time Yoda appears on screen you say, don't yell, just at a regular speaking volume, the second you see Yoda say What The Fuck
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YJB @yjb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hasan was absolutely right
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody believes you that you dislike Piker for any reason other than he is correct about Israel, correct about US empire, and correct about the shitty geriatric democrats who do nothing. You are lying.
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine doing this gross shit on behalf of Will fucking Stancil, a ghoul who should be banned from society
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Boner Nix
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 15/09/2026
The various Chiefs running backs had one *game* with 60 or more rushing yards all season in 2025. Kenneth Walker just racked up 60 on one *play*.
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have been yearning for even just a Damien Williams level talent for god knows how long. This guy is a revelation
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ben your defense is legitimately all time bad
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kyle Shanahan gets his players hurt
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/09/2026
Sorry to bring gender in it but when you're a man and you fail to defend vulnerable people whom it is within your power to defend guess what you just failed at being
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/09/2026
I'm not about to tell Texans NOT to vote against Ken Paxton, anymore than I'll tell my fellow Long Islanders not to vote against whatever small-business blackshirts the GOP are running against Gillen & Suozzi. But Talarico made a fucking monkey of himself, completely unforced. He failed as a man.
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
James Talarico said, “I agree with the Nazis,” when talking about transphobia
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Australian substation pronounces it “norm norm norm norm norm norm”
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/09/2026
if you want to survive, you gotta be able to tell that guys like andrew callaghan are not cool. i dont know how to explain it but christian psychos call it Discernment. its an evolutionary trait
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2020s global events timeline: The Democrats kill Bernie. COVID hits. Russia launches full-scale invasion of Ukraine. Elon Musk buys Twitter. ChatGPT is released. October 7 and the ensuing onslaught on Gaza. Trump 2.
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Israeli
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Israel just killed a 4-year-old. It's targeting people flying kites. Israeli terrorists are besieging an Ohio man's home. And instead of doing anything about that, the machine is going full-court press on a guy who said it's dangerous to conflate Jewish people with this behavior.
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How has Neera Tanden avoided rehab this long, and why does everyone in media put up with her showing up hammered to their interviews?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
these guys are willing to get piker killed, blow up their own party, and bring the economy and what's left of the social safety net down forever all to serve an otherwise powerless foreign government's desire to dominate and destroy all the people around it
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This unsourced claim is wrong of course, but even if it was correct it’s telling that the only advocacy the children of the elite are forbidden from undertaking is that designed to reduce economic and social inequality
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I walked into a room and saw Kirk Cousins and Fernando Mendoza, I’d call an exterminator
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Séamus Malekafzali @seamus-malekafzali.com · 12/08/2026
I wrote about Mojtaba Khamenei's emerging strategic doctrine: asserting his authority to stop elected officials from compromising in negotiations, and scaling up the mass mobilization of the 1980s war with Iraq to a civilizational conflict with America and Israel.
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The Mojtaba Doctrine
Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is crafting a strategic doctrine at home and abroad more confrontational than his father before him.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if i were a dem politician asked about hasan piker i would simply say “i will answer your question about the twitch streamer no one has heard of but first i would like to point out the president was best friends with the worlds most notorious child rapist and yall stopped asking him about that”
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Barrista @onbluskysku.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If there weren't a flurry of polls right ahead of the primary this would be seen as a political coup across Michigan for McKinney, Lawrence, and El Sayed to all win
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Truly remarkable
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/08/2026
he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Let’s fucking go
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Let’s turn your replies on and see if anyone buys this shit
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Marx quote came up and it always makes me think of one of the GOAT tweets
Tweet by Joe Kerr @societylivr1984:

There's an old saying in Schelling-I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling-that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again
[Attached is a photo of George W Bush at a microphone]
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Grass is like human beings. Grass has a life also.
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workout jeans @shyhumble.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Colin Farrell Minority Report
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IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Palestinian-American student Sama Safi is now being wrongfully detained in Damon Israeli military prison and has been enduring horrific conditions and abuse after a temporary release for medical treatment.
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Message Your Senator: Bring American-Palestinian Student Sama Safi Home Now — IMEU Policy Project
Sama was abducted and now her life is in danger. The U.S. government must act now for her immediate and safe release.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Concert t-shirt that says I WOULD CUT OFF A FINGER TO FUCK ROD STEWART ONCE and on the back it says BUT HE'S ONLY MADE ME DO IT TWO TIMES 🤟🤚
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 16/07/2026
dear democrats: anything short of a concerted policy of scorched earth retribution against every one of these criminals, from the president down to the interns betting on Kalshi, means the end of 'the American experiment'
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began. These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system. Abolish ICE.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/07/2026
Join DSA and scare Fox News
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