Reposted by alison dilaurentisgwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 23hthere is no more "not all men" allowed. not in 2026. 215935
Reposted by alison dilaurentisOnly In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 22h11 years ago this month, one of the most legendary Boston viral videos was born. Mikey Bergin and Jay Foster spotted a massive sunfish while fishing in Boston Harbor and delivered the unforgettable line: “IT’S A BABY WHALE!” youtu.be/IYUgduOeXuA?...youtu.beIT'S A FAHCKIN TUNA BRO! Part 1 & 2YouTube video by El Brandesito 37118
Reposted by alison dilaurentisOnly In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Downtown Boston is gridlocked right now because someone decided to leave their car double parked... 🙃 📹: @vanessageauxinue_ 198414
Reposted by alison dilaurentisNatalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All right I was going to stay off this topic. If your friend sends you a text that says, “free pussy” about an intoxicated woman upstairs, and you don’t beat him to death, not a strongly worded letter, literally dismember him, you’re a pathetic coward. 2335
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comFriends Joey Bundle Up ColdALT: Friends Joey Bundle Up Cold 040
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cornell has always been a safety school 030
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"No answer is an answer" no it fucking isn't!!!!!!!!! leaving people hanging with no response is one of the rudest things someone can possibly do and we have way overnormalized this. it's incredibly upsetting, frustrating, and worrisome when someone you know stops responding 160
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026have still never used any AI product (at least not knowingly). i even have AI summaries for search results blocked on all my browsers 122
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kesha wrote Red Flag specifically for me and only me so many girls are like "this guy leaves me on read, lol so toxic!" but I've been in love with Charlie Sheen for over a decade; we are not the same when it comes to loving red flags 020
Reposted by alison dilaurentisThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends. 523265743
Reposted by alison dilaurentisSela: Calamitous @sela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you didn't read this thread last year great news: you can still read it now 011
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when you're too high at the board meeting 1131
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026been exuding male energy lately and i love it (made a huge sale at work, repaired our washing machine, fixed our tv) 060
Reposted by alison dilaurentisseren❣️ @rosiesfolklore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bluesky priv accts when! 0112
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I realize this is a silly post but the tongue's sensitivity plays a huge role in human development. look around you--imagine licking any of the surfaces you see. even tho you (probably) haven't licked them in recent memory, you can imagine exactly what each surface feels like on your tongue 140
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the opera just sent me a donation receipt for a gift i made back in May; what is HAPPENING over there my god 020
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026was briefly considering coming back to Instagram but nevermind 020
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026how old do you have to get before your biological clock finally kicks in? 020
Reposted by alison dilaurentisOnly In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Boston College just got bigger. BC has purchased the 17.6-acre EF Boston International Language Campus at 200 Lake Street in Brighton, directly across from its Brighton Campus. The property includes 89,000 square feet of existing educational facilities. 0192
Reposted by alison dilaurentisJibblescribbits @jibblescribbits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tom Brady: 13721
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is my favorite FATM song and i never ever see it mentioned 030
Reposted by alison dilaurentisiRamona @iramona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#sandwichsky Pickle Brine chicken fried sandwich 5196
Reposted by alison dilaurentisElvira and Penny @elvira-penny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What a face 0143
Reposted by alison dilaurentisa literal angel @yourfavorite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me looking at my selfies 042
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remember this song? what a time in America 040
Reposted by alison dilaurentisAnnieD @anniedemoranville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Urgent: Do I have any Great Dane people in Colorado/Nebraska/Iowa who would be willing to take on a young adult Blue Dane, who needs socializing, neutering and getting caught up on his vaccines. He will need a home with Dane experience. We have a house full here, so no go for us. 21419
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is so much. i claim to have never heard it bc ive never heard it i don't use Spotify and I don't listen to country radio; why is it so hard to believe that someone like me doesn't know this songrollingstone.comWhat Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.' 380
Reposted by alison dilaurentisErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026LOL cc: @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social 1430141
Reposted by alison dilaurentistrailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026our neighbors just posted the current conditions & 😍 (cabin is the dot at the top of the field on the left) 151
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026jesus CHRIST, i WROTE this document, i do not need an AI pop-up to summarize it for me !!!! 020
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026we need to bring back cigarette holders. they are so classy and make you look rich even if you aren't. and they prevent the horrible cigarette finger smell!!!! 030
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026when you're working on a Saturday you get to drink wine, I don't make the rules (I do make the rules. I am in charge of everything at all times. I am the master of my fate, i am the captain of my soul) 040
Reposted by alison dilaurentisSara Ghaleb @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pitch: Horror movie called Separate the Heart from the Artist about someone killing problematic creators so they can enjoy their work guilt free 172
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026started the Lizzie Borden miniseries and yes the stepmother is an abusive nightmare but it's so my dream to be able to put on white gloves and walk around my house testing surfaces and having them all come back clean/free of dust. i would pay a maid any amount of money for that 120
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026productivity hack: take an edible and then race to get all your work done before it kicks in 040
alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026husband "i don't think you should read this book, you won't like it, it's upsetting" me ".......do you remember what my favorite book is??" husband "oh true. actually you might like this one then. it's really well-written" 020