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alison dilaurentis

@jackietaylor96.bsky.social
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literally all i care about is sandwiches Blair 💜 @jackanddiet.bsky.social

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 48m
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 2h
so sick of allergy shots
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Sara Ghaleb @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 21h
Me vs my PTSD
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 17h
these are my awards, mother. from Army.
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 20h
yankees suck !
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 23h
there is no more "not all men" allowed. not in 2026.
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 22h
11 years ago this month, one of the most legendary Boston viral videos was born. Mikey Bergin and Jay Foster spotted a massive sunfish while fishing in Boston Harbor and delivered the unforgettable line: “IT’S A BABY WHALE!” youtu.be/IYUgduOeXuA?...
youtu.be
IT'S A FAHCKIN TUNA BRO! Part 1 & 2
YouTube video by El Brandesito
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Downtown Boston is gridlocked right now because someone decided to leave their car double parked... 🙃 📹: @vanessageauxinue_
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay but I would love this
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Natalie Portán @miotaltrom666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All right I was going to stay off this topic. If your friend sends you a text that says, “free pussy” about an intoxicated woman upstairs, and you don’t beat him to death, not a strongly worded letter, literally dismember him, you’re a pathetic coward.
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Friends Joey Bundle Up Cold
ALT: Friends Joey Bundle Up Cold
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cornell has always been a safety school
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i should probably eat something today
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"No answer is an answer" no it fucking isn't!!!!!!!!! leaving people hanging with no response is one of the rudest things someone can possibly do and we have way overnormalized this. it's incredibly upsetting, frustrating, and worrisome when someone you know stops responding
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this song is Jackie Taylor coded
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how did i end up with a pompom
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
~no man has ever loved me like I do~
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
have still never used any AI product (at least not knowingly). i even have AI summaries for search results blocked on all my browsers
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kesha wrote Red Flag specifically for me and only me so many girls are like "this guy leaves me on read, lol so toxic!" but I've been in love with Charlie Sheen for over a decade; we are not the same when it comes to loving red flags
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.
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Sela: Calamitous @sela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you didn't read this thread last year great news: you can still read it now
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when you're too high at the board meeting
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
been exuding male energy lately and i love it (made a huge sale at work, repaired our washing machine, fixed our tv)
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seren❣️ @rosiesfolklore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky priv accts when!
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
remember square avis
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I realize this is a silly post but the tongue's sensitivity plays a huge role in human development. look around you--imagine licking any of the surfaces you see. even tho you (probably) haven't licked them in recent memory, you can imagine exactly what each surface feels like on your tongue
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the opera just sent me a donation receipt for a gift i made back in May; what is HAPPENING over there my god
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was briefly considering coming back to Instagram but nevermind
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how old do you have to get before your biological clock finally kicks in?
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boston College just got bigger. BC has purchased the 17.6-acre EF Boston International Language Campus at 200 Lake Street in Brighton, directly across from its Brighton Campus. The property includes 89,000 square feet of existing educational facilities.
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Jibblescribbits @jibblescribbits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tom Brady:
Monkey side eye & looking awkward
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thinking about Shauna shipman
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my favorite FATM song and i never ever see it mentioned
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iRamona @iramona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#sandwichsky Pickle Brine chicken fried sandwich
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why is the bus so delayed
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Elvira and Penny @elvira-penny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a face
A calico kitten her front paws are folded in front of her and she is facing the camera
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a literal angel @yourfavorite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me looking at my selfies
Painting of Narcissus from Greek mythology staring at his own reflection in the water
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember this song? what a time in America
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AnnieD @anniedemoranville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Urgent: Do I have any Great Dane people in Colorado/Nebraska/Iowa who would be willing to take on a young adult Blue Dane, who needs socializing, neutering and getting caught up on his vaccines. He will need a home with Dane experience. We have a house full here, so no go for us.
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is so much. i claim to have never heard it bc ive never heard it i don't use Spotify and I don't listen to country radio; why is it so hard to believe that someone like me doesn't know this song
rollingstone.com
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'
Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOL cc: @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Screenshot from the Facebook page Tokin’ Jew with the text “say less, I’m there” above a picture of a flyer stapled to an power pole that has a picture of Sunkist fruit slices and says


VIGIL
IN THE PARKING LOT
FOR
SUNKIST
FRUIT SLICES

September 24 at 7:15pm
MOURNERS KADDISH WILL BE RECITED.
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trailer swift @yeehawbb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
our neighbors just posted the current conditions & 😍 (cabin is the dot at the top of the field on the left)
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people should always come to things!
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jesus CHRIST, i WROTE this document, i do not need an AI pop-up to summarize it for me !!!!
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we need to bring back cigarette holders. they are so classy and make you look rich even if you aren't. and they prevent the horrible cigarette finger smell!!!!
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when you're working on a Saturday you get to drink wine, I don't make the rules (I do make the rules. I am in charge of everything at all times. I am the master of my fate, i am the captain of my soul)
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Sara Ghaleb @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pitch: Horror movie called Separate the Heart from the Artist about someone killing problematic creators so they can enjoy their work guilt free
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
started the Lizzie Borden miniseries and yes the stepmother is an abusive nightmare but it's so my dream to be able to put on white gloves and walk around my house testing surfaces and having them all come back clean/free of dust. i would pay a maid any amount of money for that
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
productivity hack: take an edible and then race to get all your work done before it kicks in
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alison dilaurentis @jackietaylor96.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
husband "i don't think you should read this book, you won't like it, it's upsetting" me ".......do you remember what my favorite book is??" husband "oh true. actually you might like this one then. it's really well-written"
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