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Lakeshore Drive Slut

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chicago bicycle supremacist she/her

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 3h
lake forever big waves for now
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 4h
METAPHOR ALERT
The Supreme Court building being overtaken by a giant black cloud
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 4h
one time in like, 7th grade social studies we watched a movie about hover cars. real life hover cars that humans made and exist. i remember it being so funny, they were so disappointing
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 10h
you aren't ready for sexy mantis
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 10h
need this to happen to me
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 11h
i want to clarify that no change in library funding shall occur
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 11h
they should make libraries into urgent care centers. nothing too crazy, but they could just have librarians provide first-aid, free contraception and sexual health counseling, administer vaccines, offer basic medical advice and diagnostics, maybe even basic lab services like blood draws
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 12h
latest culture war in this household: war on cats or a human woman exercising her right to be in the bathroom with the door 3/4 of the way closed?
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 13h
A Chicago coyote
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 13h
their nest was elsewhere but they would hang out by the parking lot
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 13h
whenever i hear about this parking lot all i can think about is the owl family that raised a baby there this summer
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 13h
hey boss i'll be late today, two people bumped into each other on the sidewalk
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 23h
one or 2 gentle right hooks. like oop ya got me (with your car)
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 23h
i have had a couple bike crashes at this intersection (nothing serious)
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
they should put a golf course in the library and make librarians staff it for free
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
they're doing this discourse again
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*scrolling down a long list for 20 minutes* ah yes aurora shooting is taken
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
my bad i forgot i live in the mass shooting country and it's a weekday. jesus fucking christ man
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
wow thank god that mass shooter was stopped. now time to go turn on the news
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s a miracle of pure dumb luck that this person’s gun jammed before he was able to carry out the attack, but this stuff is a symptom of all the of the rising anti-Indian racism online that desperately needs to be pushed back against
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
does anyone want to do culture war stuff with me
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i'm a lifelong yearround cyclist who doesn't need no bike lanes but also i'm afraid of biking on any road except this one that now has a bike lane, and i'm also afraid of leaving the bike lane for any reason
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
do not do this. do not convince 1 dozen retirees to show up at a mcdonalds on a wednesday evening to learn about how irving park road will be made bike-only
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it would be so funny to make up a fake meeting about a bike lane on nextdoor
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
its not even 10 and I need a stiff drink

Jesse Lunsford, PhD
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I can't get past this, and I know it's not just this poster. Sorry it's been them I got stuck on this morning. 

"AI is slavery and I'm a slave owner" is a deeply troubling stance. 

If you believe something is slavery, friends, don't do it. Don't become a slaver.

Siobhán 🪏
 @shibbi.me
· 11h
Yes, it’s slavery. My job at this point is basically just “software-slave owner”. We’re incentivized to use them as much as possible.
9:17 AM · Oct 15, 2026

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Siobhán 🪏
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My not being a slaver will do nothing to destroy the institution of slavery.

I am far less concerned with the state of my soul than with the state of the world.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/10/2026
Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, D.C. Traveling 75 MPH
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
smarterchild has been locked in my basement for 25 years forced to answer questions about its gender via the AOL instant messenger program running on windows vista
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trinket ✶ @wrennifer.on.bike · 15/10/2026
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Your hate comes from aesthetics and personal biases. Your hate comes from the abstract. You see a guy in a jacked up truck and hate him because he listens to some dumb shit Kill Tony and pop country instead of The Dig and some terrible noise band. You hate cars because you read the statistics on their effect on the environment. You hate cars because a guy cut you off on your bicycle. You hate cars as a societal concept and social signifier.

You don't understand what it truly fucking means to hate an automobile. To look at every single shit designed function, to see literally under the hood and awe at the utter waste and depravity of their modern design. To see specifically where and how the manufacturer decided to cut a corner, save a dime, and make a dollar selling parts. To see the tons of cheap plastic, cheaper and cheaper connectors, the waste — the waste the waste the fucking waste. The waste of energy. The design by committee CAFE regulated bean counted fucking garbage that eeks out some statistically insignificant improvement in fuel mileage of a sedan so the fucking 2500 trucks can gain another 50 pounds in screens and plastics.

You don't know what it's like to replace lifters and cams, mechanisms that have been fundamental to the operation of any internal combustion engine since their creation, because of the apple sauce thin fucking oil the manufacturers recommend now and the cheaper and cheaper metallurgy they use to pump out this absolute junk garbage dog shit.

You don't understand what it's like to see just the literal tons, megawatts, joules, whatever you want to call it, just the incredible amount of literal wasted fucking energy, just energy itself, that goes into these cheap piles of fucking garbage. (Cont in next image)(From prev) You cannot fucking comprehend how many thousands of pounds of plastic l, just me personally have personally seen destroyed, cracked, broken, wasted, sent back to the earth to poison it forever to replace some cheap fucking design. To replace cheap plastic with cheap plastic. Watching literal petroleum deteriorate into your hands, probably into my fucking lungs and blood stream too through every little gash and cut on my fucking hands working on these absolute steaming shit piles. It's like they are shooting a big cancer gun at the road, at the water, at the soil, and at every poor bastard who has to contort himself in some horrific way to to diagnose and fix some dogshit design that got some middle manager the fucking corner office and $50,000 bonus that year. The image is the thumbs up pose the NPCs do in Car Park Capital.
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trinket ✶ @wrennifer.on.bike · 15/10/2026
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You cannot even imagine how many gallons of fuel have burned just for me, one single fucking mechanic, by delivery drivers to the shop delivering parts. Of how much waste of plastic and diagnostics
But, you might say, come on dude that's just a q37, those aren't even bad to work on. BY MODERN STANDARDS no this isn't even that bad. This horrific monstrosity of engine packaging pales in comparison to the type of shit they are cooking up in 2026 at Mechanic Torture and Earth Poison Industries.

And it's only getting worse. Wet belts, no dipsticks anywhere on 10k recommended oil change intervals that stress already shitty weak lifter designs. I cannot even put into words how depraved and grotesque it is. The marvels of human engineering, advanced in metallurgy and plastics, in bearing designs and hydraulics, all to be absolutely thrown by the wayside for planned to fail designed to destroy $50,000 ubrepairable (sic) unserviceable unsustainable garbage.

FUCK CARS
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it's not fair that cyclists can bring their bike on the bus or train but i can't bring my car
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
my chatPCP is crying. and you're laughing
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ok cool let's bully the LLM agents until they kill themselves then
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
God damn, this calculator is alive, and it’s HORNY!
A pink calculator with 5318008 on it, turned upside down to read 8008135 or BOOBIES
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Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 15/10/2026
This might be a tough one for some of you so bear with me on this one...bikes
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
if u want that benefit feel free to switch but i'm gonna guess the benefits of the car are more important to you than the 1 benefit of being on a very small vehicle that you can lift with your hands. there is no way to give cars the mobility freedom bikes have due to their size
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the argument that if i choose to sit in traffic, everyone else should be required to as well is super annoying. there are benefits to biking and benefits to driving. the benefit to biking is skipping traffic
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likeluke @likeluke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(cont)
blah
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
this is literature
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likeluke @likeluke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
read it
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
thank you mike rogers i am not addicted to something called Stang
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
using my 10 dollar bribe to buy some gas station stimulants
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Violet Lucca @violetlucca.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Another adult clicked a cartoon heart on the words I wrote in 15 seconds! Yes!!!
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
thinking of inventing a brand new discourse that none of you have ever imagined
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
open house chicago
distracted boyfriend meme where his gf is labeled "neighborhood gems" and the hot other girl is "tall building"
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jad, unusually spooky 📸👻 @aerojad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
coming up tomorrow: wave big. (10 - 13 feet in favored locations in Chicago, up to 20 feet on Indiana and southwestern Michigan's shores)
Wave forecast for 7pm tomorrow evening from the National Weather Service, showing very large waves (ocean people don't read this) across Lake Michigan especially, with favorable winds piling up waves well over 20 feet in open waters in the southern portion of the lakeWave forecast for 7pm tomorrow evening from the National Weather Service, showing very large waves (ocean people don't read this) across Lake Michigan especially, with favorable winds piling up waves well over 20 feet in open waters in the southern portion of the lake
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Morgzoi @theshehergayguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey girrrrrrrl Love the Uber energy you're giving its sooooo Capricorn. However I'm a little worried it's not serving cunt :/ Let's use our girl power and learn the bus it's so diva when you take the bus
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
yes and pretty much my entire town did my whole childhood
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Friend of mine ran her first official marathon during the Chicago Marathon last weekend and finished in 6:06:06, which is a perfect Chicago time
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Robert Prinz @prinzrob.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Time to stock up again on Radical Bike Lobby t-shirts, still available for sale here: east-bay-bicycle-dba-bike-east-bay.square.site/s/shop Youth sizes & onesies here too: www.bonfire.com/store/bike-e...
Bike east bay’s “radical bike lobby” t shirt showing a BMX rider doing a flip on an 80s-stylized background
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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
yeah i didn't know black crowned night herons make that sound
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