Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 4hI should be allowed to toss a plank across the alley between my balcony and the building next to me and chill on my neighbor's roof. 2120
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 5hI don't think I could ride a tandem bike, at least not in the front, the temptation to fart would be too great 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 15hScreaming MY DICK WORKS FINE! at my phone every time TikTok shows me an ad for boner pills. Shouldn't they know that about me already? 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 17hCleveland by Taylor Swift is genuinely so bad it's kind of hurting my brain. I like some of her music, I've seen her live, whyyyy would she release this Miss Susie wannabe slop? 100
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 18hDo any of you who lift weights have shoe recommendations? Feel like I need to stop trying to squat heavy in my comfy shoes because they're not stable and it's fucking up the cushion for everyday use 300
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 20hI like that video content for food and for fingernails have similar subgenres: stuff that looks good and unholy abominations 110
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 22hYou've heard of anthropomorphizing LLMs, now introducing mechanomorphizing humans 020
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 22hHeard someone say "the context window of your life" NO dude, stop! 050
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026Lately I've noticed that very few of my friends put on seatbelts when they get into an Uber. I've literally been in a car crash on the highway in an Uber with 5 of them too so I'm kinda like 🤔 did you forget??? 260
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026People living in Hegewisch commenting on Chicago related social media posts like "In the real Chicago, real Chicagoans, the median Chicago experience, is to never encounter deep dish. Also go back to the suburbs, we drive everywhere, stop saying the city is walkable" 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026Bridges if you're reading this you're beautiful just the way you are. You might be aging but that's natural, you don't need a bridge lift! 031
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026The x files would still be relevant if I was a writer. It would have twice as much full frontal nudity and quadruple the steamy sex scenes. 020
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026They should make a phone charger that's just a wet gooey receptacle you have to submerge your phone in at night. Send the electrons through the goo. Maybe it could sanitize the phone too but it has to feel slimy. 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026Not to be gross, and I'm not a "beans wreck me" kind of guy, but whatever the fuck they're doing to the chickpeas that get turned into hummus makes me so gassy that I actually can't go out in public. 010
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026Season 3 and 4 of the x files really ended on some gnarly cliffhangers, I would've been pissed if I was a viewer in the 90s. I guess they didn't take 3 years between each season like they do with shows now though. 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026I went to the Trader Joe's on Ontario yesterday and the shopping experience there was so overwhelming and bad it's actually baffling to me why people go there 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026Anyway a woman on her phone tried to turn left on a red arrow through the busy bike lane yesterday and I shouted at her to get off her fucking phone and then everyone clapped but nothing changed, standard bike ride bullshit. We had 4 Sunday afternoon downtown drivers try to turn through us 🫠 2332
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026Looked up the streetview of an intersection to provide a visual of an encounter I had yesterday *record scratch* yuuuup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation... 0120
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026If you're ever looking for a date night spot and you like sushi I would highly recommend Akiro Hand Roll Bar on Wells 030
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026The announcement tomorrow is that he's stuck in a Saw trap 030
Reposted by Pannier Peter 🚲Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 22/09/2026You haven't heard Ella Langley because you're an out of touch 38 year old but I haven't heard it because country music sucks ass, we're not the same but we're both insufferable 😎 221
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 27/09/2026My friend who lives directly down Wells Street from us is always late to stuff nearby because she takes the bus and I'm like...biking down Wells does suck ass but you could literally be early still. 010
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 27/09/2026Was holding my grocery tote like a man for a minute, thankfully there were enough women with totes slung around their shoulders on the street to remind me I was being an idiot 🙏 010
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 26/09/2026Whenever I hear a car honking I try to mimic the pitch and length of the blast with my voice and then follow it up with "I'm a car!" I don't know when this started but I can't stop, and I don't want to. 371
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 26/09/2026Second time getting dropped off in the middle of this fucking intersection while trying to get a ride to northerly island. I must've said "I told you so" about one million times afterwards. 040
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 25/09/2026Do not comment on the iced coffee situation until you've seen this important piece of context www.tiktok.com/@littlevicto...tiktok.comCan a guy just get coffee?! #coffee #sketch @Karalynn Dunton @Austin Archer TikTok video by littlevictorianboy 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 25/09/2026I can tell you're 38 because you're reacting to a washington post article about last week's tiktok discourse. 110
Reposted by Pannier Peter 🚲Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 22/11/2024Sometimes people are tempted to steal my italian beeves after I post pictures of Mr Beef but the labyrinth full of creatures usually gets 'em. 041
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 25/09/2026They literally wrote an article about someone making TikToks of the Kasama line for two months. Meanwhile I've been keeping you all apprised of Mr Beef happenings since July of 2021 and there have been zero articles written about me. What are they hiding? 050
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 25/09/2026Politely arguing with someone about self driving cars "solving parking" by asking them basic questions about the idea until they give up or tell me to go fuck myself 030
