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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19h
If ever there was a moment to understand who owns Manchester City and why things have gone the way they have, now seems as good as any. The Sheikh Who Conquered Soccer and Coddles Warlords www.nytimes.com/2025/06/29/w...
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The Sheikh Who Conquered Soccer and Coddles Warlords (Gift Article)
The Emirati vice president is best known as the owner of Manchester City, a top English soccer team. Behind the scenes, he has been described as the “handler” guiding his country’s secret foreign wars...
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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 29/09/2026
617 days into his 2nd term, Trump's Department of Transportation has *still* not approved a single new transit project for full funding. The problems I highlighted in March—how this lack of funding only makes projects cost more & delays completion—have only worsened www.urban.org/urban-wire/r...
There have been no approvals for new transit projects in the entire 2nd Trump Administration. This graph, produced in March 2026, remains accurate now, in September 2026.
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 18h
This sentence bugs me: “To be sure, Jane Doe’s original statement to the Cornell police described more of the activities that night as voluntary, including her consumption of alcohol and ketamine.” Sure of what? Sure on behalf of who? “More of”, than what? Half? Am I reading the sentence correctly?
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Adam Scott Glancy @adamscottglancy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Kurt Russell as 'Snake' Plisken in the movie "Escape from New York" drops the line "I don't give a fuck about your war or your president."
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Adam Scott Glancy @adamscottglancy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.
Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken dropping the line "Get a new president."
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember how in the early 90s after the dissolution of the USSR we were going to teach the Russians about capitalism and instead they taught us about corrupt oligarchy
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🧵 A specific election cycle observation I need to get out: The MN Republican Party (and it’s affiliate supporters/campaigns/pacs) are winning the ground game on signage in the Metro area (from North Minneapolis to Rockford to Waconia to Chaska to Savage to Bloomington back to Southwest Minneapolis)
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sheriffs & DAs have huge powers over criminal justice, e.g.: often deciding how much local assistance ICE gets. So I worked all year on whittling down the thousands (!) of these races happening in 2026 to find the ones that matter most. NEW TODAY: Learn about the 25 most pivotal November races.
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The 25 Sheriff and Prosecutor Races Set to Shape Criminal Justice and ICE Collaboration - Bolts
Voters face stark choices for offices with vast powers on policing and punishment. Bolts walks you through key contests to watch across a dozen states.
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Paul Graf @paulginva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Ukrainian-made Vampire drone successfully delivers a robotic dog to a frontline position. This mothership approach to delivery of UGVs into combat has come of age in 2026. It's a good way to deliver combat UGVs behind enemy lines. Are Western military institutions learning?
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Following Hadrian @followinghadrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ArtefactSunday – Two ivory Roman folding-knife handles carved in the form of gladiators. The figure on the left represents a secutor, with his distinctive enclosed helmet and rectangular shield. Dated to the 3rd century AD; the gladiatorial type and date of the second handle are uncertain.
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wetlands for Life
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great thread, fascinating paper: 🧵👇🧵👇🧵👇🧵👇🧵👇🧵
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Petisia @petisia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ICYMI: Nolan Wells’ autopsy concluded that “there was no water in his stomach; there was no water in his lungs; there was no water in his throat.” ―Atty Liza Park Yet, the Grand Jury concluded that Wells’ death was "Consistent with Drowning."🤔 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... #NolanWells #PINKS
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Alan Pennie @telston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Wire was about a city, BB was about a man. Which you prefer is ultimately down to personal taste.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Peace, Wanker
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ICE cannot do what it’s doing without local law enforcement. They need their manpower and infrastructure. That means if you want to stop ICE you are going to have to confront police collaboration and police power. I’m sorry but progressive hopes of avoiding this conflict are a recipe for failure.
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it
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NJB/North Minneapolis They/Them @knittingdyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Skipping this ballot question is equivalent to a NO vote. PLEASE vote YES! It will cost taxpayers NOTHING to increase school funding, and do nothing to the state budget. Please read! voteyesmnstudents.org
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Vote Yes: Boost Funding for Minnesota Public Schools
Vote Yes for a constitutional amendment to boost Minnesota public school funding without raising taxes, benefiting every student statewide.
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Brendan Davey @brendandavey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been in some spaces recently where everyone still masks inside by default. And, even if I personally don’t want to wear 1 all the time, I fucking suck it up because it doesn’t fucking matter if something as simple as wearing a mask makes someone else feel safer And there’s no story beyond that
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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clumsy_machinist @clumsy-machinist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mostly read thru the legal complaint against the mayor and I stand by this assessment.
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile the real miraculous future tech is solar & mRNA vaccines: preserving the planet and curing cancer. But we’re supposed to hand everything over to malevolent peeping toms and resource oubliettes for an ill defined ‘pay no attention to the man behind the curtain’ progress. It isn’t rational.
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Larry @larry4334.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Universal Basic income isn’t redistribution at all. It’s payment for an essential input. The AI companies wrote a few lines of code. The rest of us created all the world’s knowledge that those models consumed. They never paid for it, because they stole it. People who steal pay restitution & damages.
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Oh now you smell the shit I’ve been telling you stinks” [this is an agreement]
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICE abducted a WBB player while she was traveling with her Kentucky State team in early August at Louisville airport. She has been imprisoned for 1.5 months and denied care for a serious ACL injury. It is the responsibility of universities and the NCAA to protect their players. They have failed.
Aminata Seck, 26, a student-athlete at Kentucky State University, was arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Louisville Muhammad Ali International Airport while traveling with her school's basketball team Aug. 7, said Sadiqa Reynolds, a lawyer helping coordinate Seck's case.

Seck's team was headed to New York for a tournament, and she was taken into custody after going through airport security, said Reynolds, former president and CEO of the Louisville Urban League.
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Cahir O'Kane @cahirokane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lysenko’s ghost is alive
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A piece I knew was coming but wasn’t ready for @nhannahjones.bsky.social revisits her decade old piece now that her daughter is 16.
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is insane.
Under a new interpretation of the law’s language outlined in the memo, the accidental killing or injury of an animal would no longer be considered illegal; only actions specifically intending to target an animal would.

The change would be transformative because, in the United States, the killing of endangered animals almost always happens incidentally, in the course of economic activity. Until now, industries and individuals could be held accountable for those foreseeable deaths and, as a result, they have been incentivized to avoid them.
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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I am a tree @shortlived.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 19/09/2026
This is why I think it's so important to push back against the personification of LLMs. If a person shoots someone while wearing a hand puppet, they can't claim the hand puppet did the murder.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 19/09/2026
“The Lebanese Armed Forces is well-armed but not well-equipped. Because who are they going to fight? We’re gonna arm them so they can fight Israel? I don’t think so. You’re arming them so they can fight their own people.” — Tom Barrack, US Ambassador to Türkiye, Envoy for Syria / Iraq / Lebanon.
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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You guys hear about that fucked up Afghan ISIS terrorist sect where they do regular penis inspections and check their fighters for hard ons every morning and pump them full of tribal male enhancement medicine because they think boner strength is a measure of fighting capacity haha America is fucked
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
When people ask why diversity matters in organizational decision making, show them this.
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