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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Series doesn’t start until the home team wins a game

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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Well, I was TRYING to while away an idle hour, but the internet in here SUCKS

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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Cartoon in this weeks @airmail.news

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

A man watches a Youtube video entitled "The Secret Marxism of Space Jam." He asks himself "why am I still watching politics Youtubers." He weerily stares up into the sky and states "I am 33 years old." He takes a book off a shelf. He intently reads a boring historical tome entitled "Famous Naval Battles."

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

You can also shoot a whole potato out of a potato gun... just in case it's that kind of day.

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Just judging from the amount of memes that he sends out, I'm beginning to think our President spends a LOT of time on the toilet.

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The San Antonio Spurs fan base continues to draft off of Tottenham fans.

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PACrosthwaite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺🇵🇸 @baggytrousers1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I’ve never met the Russian ambassador said the liar Farage, and here he is not meeting him!

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

" ... 21 offences, including blackmail, extortion, bribery and money laundering. He received an eight-month jail sentence ... " I really am considering becoming a complete piece of shit. The perks are incredible.

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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/03/2026

Planets and Bright Stars xkcd.com/3219/

Comic. Planets and Bright Stars Identification Chart. [Bright glowing dots over black background with labels underneath: Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Mercury, Sirius, Procyon, Antares, Altair, Betelgeuse, Vega, Polaris]

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”

Driver’s perspective of a dashboard missing the steering wheel.

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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Chicago wind gauge

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

And........ this is what the AI bubble has always been about. This is the dream of hideous men. I get so angry thinking about things like this.

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Bob Hoskins on Super Mario Brothers: ‘I didn’t even know it was a game, my kids told me. ‘What are you doing next, dad?’ ‘Super Mario Brothers.’ ‘Oh, that’s a game.’ ‘What?’ And they showed me this thing jumping up & down. ‘This is you.’ And I thought: ‘I used to play King Lear.’

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Elizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The Trump administration performed 20% fewer workplace inspections and issued 42% fewer fines for severe workplace violations in 2025—putting American workers at serious risk. Whatever happened to Trump “putting workers first”?

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: office break room. One coworker opens a pink box of donuts and says “ooo… who brought donuts?” Another coworker, disinterested at another table, says “idk.” Panel 2: the first coworker, grabbing a donut, says, “don’t mind if I—“ and is suddenly and violently pulled up and out of frame. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a boat, fishing. One says, “I got one!”

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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

It’s gonna be a long ride 🫩

Funny comic strip.
Person says to another “you slept with my sister?!”
*zooms out*
They stand silently in a hot air balloon, floating through the sky with a traumatised looking pilot
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

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John Cullen @cullenoncurling.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

THE PANTS HAVE RETURNED NORWAY HAS BROUGHT BACK THE PANTS TO HEAL THE SPORT IN A TIME OF NEED

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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Cover by Win Mortimer.

Batman #87 (1954). On the cover, Robin is calling for Batman because Commissioner Gordon has activated the bat-signal. But Batman is preoccupied with romancing a famous starlet, for whom he has brought flowers and candy in a heart-shaped box.

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Women's cross country relay defines the Winter Olympics for me. This is very very hard, and the weather absolutely sucks. Let's find out who's the best at it.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Ogden Nash's poem "To My Valentine" was published in the February 15, 1941 issue of The New Yorker. (image from The New Yorker archive) 💌

TO MY VALENTINE

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests unexpected guests,
That's how much you I love.

I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oathes,
That's how you're loved by me.

—Ogden Nash

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

watching the first televised hockey game of my life and was unprepared for how delightful it is when the goalies get low and their pads make their legs into a little wall the puck bounces off of

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

[handcuffed] officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Has the staffer that shared the racist video been fired or are they still President of the USA?

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Brian Hiatt @hiattb.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are his net worth is $253.2 billion. so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire and then do it again tomorrow and again the day after that and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I want my Belgian Waffles with all the Belgian Whistles

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Where are my headphones? I need some sports blahblahblah

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

No cheating: quote skeet with the most recent picture of your pet

Orange kitty asleep on a towel, on a chair in front of the heater vent in the wall.

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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

All it takes is one bad gig.

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Doing some cleaning before the end of the day, telling myself "Move through the house like a Mary Poppins tornado."

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Matthew Hahn @matthewhahn.com · 24/12/2025

While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day. How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I love stupid AI. "The image displays a replacement stylus or needle for a vintage phonograph record player." How do I install "Step 1: turn off the water supply"

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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

we could hide inside the giant christmas tree if you want to

a giant christmas tree lit with white twinkle lights, blue snowflakes, and a bright star

the view looking up from inside the giant christmas tree

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Pru Madeley @prum.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Or I could heat these up the old fashioned way, in the microwave

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Elton Lain 🧐 🌀 😵‍💫 @shmeltonshmain.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

"Email me news, exclusive offers, and behind the scenes content." No, Mattress Firm... I do not want Behind the Scenes content from Mattress Firm.

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