Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I saved you all a spot in the hand basket. Come on, it's time to go. 61978199
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20/01/2025If food and liquor is making you fat, means you're not getting enough good sex. 913366
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I like people with no filter because then I know what kind of crazy I'm vibing with. 11461132
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★E @justlookin000.bsky.social · 20/01/2025A relationship where you can both act like complete idiots together and still be romantic is probably the best thing ever. 0123
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025The mental hospital cafeteria serves unbalanced meals. 114768
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I get it, Bluesky search links, I don't want to work either. 10383101
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 19/01/2025i’m a simple girl really, i just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee and read books. i also want a time machine and a pet dragon. 2762846
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I don't know why I have an alarm system I don't have anything worth stealing, I should leave the door open my insurance would buy me new shit. 916472
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★E @justlookin000.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Imagine being loved the way you love 0196
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Spread some compliments. It can make someone's day. People fucking need that. 1216866
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★E @justlookin000.bsky.social · 18/01/2025the world around you is only beautiful when you are at peace with the world within you 073
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I do the fun stuff on my to do list, everything else is just filler and gets moved down the list daily until they're completely off the page. 314076
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I believe in kindness and not being a cunt. 08230
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Squeezing my wife's ass gives me the same dopamine rush as squeezing a perfectly ripened avocado. 2122870
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Greg One Leg @gregoryonelegory.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Got told I have lovely hair today. It was my 50 year old Turkish barber Kash. But I’m taking it. 1267
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/01/2025So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses. 725972
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Not a bad start to the day 🙂 1036558
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025You know you've hit rock bottom when your imaginary friends won't even play with you anymore. 6173101
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★E @justlookin000.bsky.social · 16/01/2025be fucking real... Not perfect 0116
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Hello! Is it me you're looking for? *my sanity, probably 814160
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 15/01/2025 I can't turn water into wine but I can turn water into coffee. 2227230
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Why is it so hard for the pizza delivery driver to say “I love you too?” 40626129
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Those, who can crack others up, are real gems. 618458
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I don't care how cute or nice you are. I'm not sharing my coffee. 55621
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 14/01/2025You ever go to shake something but the lid isn't all the way on and then your life is ruined? 48604176
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Are you in a serious relationship? No, we laugh at dumbshit all the time. 218086
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025How are you? - they asked. I am ok - I replied. *knowing that "fine", "good", "well", "ok", etc. means still alive, but "go to hell with this kind of life" 17931
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 14/01/2025It would be absolutely amazing waking up with you already inside me...... ~ Coffee 34815
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Dating coach: Men enjoy light flirtatious talk Me: Let’s fuck 201406
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Followers are up and engagement is down. Feels like Twitter more each day here. 5836552
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15/01/2025…and a large order of those mood stabilizers. Ma’am, those are onion rings. 821078
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Hot shit in the streets, inadequate in the meats. 812351
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Sometimes I can't answer because there's no way to keep it appropriate. 716685
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 14/01/2025air fryers are just easy-bake ovens for adults. 42928188
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I was feeling responsible so I poured myself slightly less bourbon than I normally would even tho it's 3 hours past my bedtime. 615345
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Failed the CPR test again because I'm never quite sure when I'm supposed to stick my tongue down their throat. 1316749
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Movie dates are the best. You're not allowed to talk, it's dark, there's popcorn, and if it's crowded you don't even have to sit together. 27676116
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★E @justlookin000.bsky.social · 13/01/2025i can’t control anyone’s loyalty, i just know mine is genuine. 0177
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 12/01/2025 If only you could see yourself through my eyes..... You are very blurry. 39932
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I’ve never regretted taking the scenic route. 05636
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Why is the world so cruel? It's not the world, it's people... 18740
Reposted by ★ S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★Rachelle @rasm69.bsky.social · 10/01/2025One day I’ll be dust in the wind blowing over the wide open sea Before then I’ll spill my truth into the irresistible tides while the gentle waves fill me with peace 36328