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Actual Seelie

@sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social
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Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious. Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise. Any opinions you agree with are my own.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 38m
every time i see an article about how the future is small, agile core teams backed up by contractors i feel a wave of deep depression. sustainability for me not for thee
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 2h
MtG walking that fine line between totally cynical corporate cash-in and also having some of the sickest art you've ever seen in a card game
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I’m sorry. I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 17h
I don't know why but Reality Fracture limited is clicking with me in a way that no set has
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 17h
this rules and also wow look amazing executives can use executive authority against shameful institutions that's crazy i didn't know they could do that
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 17h
Lightning Helix on a stick is mvp for this limited season
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 18h
Hidetora Ichimonji, the aging shogun from Akira Kurosawa's RAN, sitting in his lavish chambers as flaming arrows sink into the rooms timbers, lighting it ablaze. He has the look on encroaching madness, his physical appearance mimicking that of his inner turmoil.
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Willow @vorrenthalla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had the idea for this silly card.
Diogenes a single red for a 
3/1 legendary creature human philosopher
with
As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a
Man. (To behold a Man, choose a permanent
with a featherless biped depicted in the art that
you control or reveal a card with a featherless
biped depicted in the art from your hand.)
You do not control Diogenes. At the beginning
of each combat flip a coin, if heads Diogenes
attacks a non-active player or planeswalker
chosen at random.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Devastating news for HotWitches lovers in Ohio. Not sure how you come back from this one
A newspaper correction blurb, noting that Hotwiches are not available in Ohio, despite a recent ad for them
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 20h
Just wanna remind everyone that this is the same team that made the excellent UMURANGI GENERATION
UMURANGI GENERATIONPLAY IT
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 22h
So every tech company is simultaneously trying to gussy up their heinously shit tech with cartoon character mascots, got it
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry I can't talk I have to sit in silent contemplation for 20 minutes to figure out why my knee hurts today
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm convinced Stop and Shop is making their bags smaller and smaller in the hopes that people don't realize how fucking expensive they are
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Now that we no longer sell physical games how are your physical game sales"
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ella Langley Soryu
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does @magic.wizards.com not know how sacred trans rights are to those who make Magic & the community surrounding it? We can debate the efficacy of advocacy-through-products; But this'd be one of the few IPs that could organically incite an impactful boycott across play, commentary, & production.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 27/09/2026
they can pump this song thru as many shitty radio stations and starbucks spotify playlists as the industry wants, they can do everything to juice its numbers, but everyone has airpods now
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fortune's Weave is Fire Emblem's Sonic Adventure moment send skeet
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love the idea that everyone's media consumption is still bottlenecked by the same few outlets as 40 years ago and anyone claiming they have never heard the "hot new song" is some disingenuous hipster
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
cat wearing a tie:
I sure hope these residents are nice 

large factory with smokestacks and a large banner reading

RESIDENT EVIL
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like there isn't enough fantasy fiction where a guy has a sea lion as an animal companion
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NPC: yeah all the guys here are pretty bad. it would be fine if someone killed them, morally.
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anteaters are weird
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frasier Crane doing his radio show from what looks like Balmora from Morrowind next to a big stilt strider
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lmao some people don't get spit on enough in public
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Joe
@josephcorcoran
Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself 7:50 AM • 16 Mar 20
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's like a "breath of fresh air"? So it's like bofa?
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wut
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Taylor Adams @taylorcadams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sketched this after watching #residentevil
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is a pleasure to meet you. These are my children: Elizabeth and Sherlock.
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weather update: It's too wimdy
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're saying an interview iced this coffee job?
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
personally i'm against bringing iced coffee to a job interview unless it advances the plot
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Measure twice, cut once
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lmao fuck off
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Big Immigrant Naturals. @shinery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A bunch of queers have been harassed and a bunch of disabled people feel like they don't deserve to live because people have been laughing at them, but yeah, you're all so progressive.
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another round of "what totally harmless behavior can people pretend is very serious, actually"
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just wait til Mitch McConnell starts his own podcast where he's wearing a tight black leather catsuit and staring vacantly at the microphone for a solid hour
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Actual Seelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Parasocial investigators is this anything
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fellas, is it ignorant to eat chess pieces?
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