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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Especially when he loses his spark and becomes everyone's uncle going full biker/gearhead mode

Magic the Gathering card "Daretti, Rocketeer Engineer" a */5 Legendary Creature - Goblin Artificer for 4R with:

"Daretti's power is equal to the greatest mana value among artifacts you control.

Whenever Daretti enters or attacks, choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return the chosen card to the battlefield. "

Art is of a green goblin in a fucking badass wheelchair dressed in heavy biker/gearhead outfit with a bandana getting up under a presumably sweet hot rod or something doing some maintenance work.

Artist is Borja Pindado

Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I don't fw Planeswalker cards usually because I find them kind of clunky and weird but I love goblins and mono red artifacts and I fw Daretti

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Major Shadows of the Colossus vibes here

Screenshot from state of play showing new monster hunter wilds expansion. A hunter is flying his bird monster mount into a ruined castle courtyard where a giant bipedal lizard stands.

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Holy shit he is unironically doing the gif

Fox News gif "'Poor' Households. 99.6% have a refrigerator."

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When your board is over-capacity and someone calls the fire marshal

Magic the Gathering card "Skirk Fire Marshal"

It is a 2/2 for 3RR with protection from Red and "Tap five untapped goblins you control: Skirk Fire Marshal deals 10 damage to each creature and each player."

Flavor text: "He's boss because he's smart enough to get out of the way."

Art is of a very big, lumpy green goblin holding a pole and pointing in a direction while some goblins in the background pour some kind of hot molten liquid down a trench.

Artists are Greg and Tim Hildebrandt

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"It's all right for a person to sleep in past noon every once in a while. That is what it means to be a free human being."

Roger Smith from The Big O driving his car and monologuing to himself. In the passenger seat sits a copy of a book titled "Metropolis" and a juicy, red tomato.

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Feed them to Robosaurus idgaf just make it painful

Robosaurus after igniting a car he feasted on

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The total lack of the franchise's iconic score still hits. Just unlike anything else in Star Wars.

Image of the lightsaber duel between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader on Bespin station. It is a darkly-lit scene in an industrial interior. The camera centers the collision of the red and blue sabers of the two duelists.

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Shoutout to Key to the Side Door, the one-drop that lets you win

Magic the Gathering card "Key to the Side-Door" from the Hobbit set. It is an artifact for 1 with:

2, T: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
1, T: Discard a legendary card with the same name as a legendary permanent you control: Draw two cards.

Flavor text: "I forgot to mention that with the map went a key, a small and curious key."
-Gandalf, to Thorin.

Art is of a dwarf, presumably Thorin, holding a very squared-off, runic key in a gloved hand. Artist is Nathaniel Himawan

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I never build a red deck without my trusty blue spite card

MtG card "Red Elemental Blast"

An instant for R that reads:

"Counters a blur spell being cast or destroys a blue card in play."

Art is of a very painterly fireball being cast by a very painterly mage. Artist is Richard Thomas.

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

mfw your spellchecker is fucking stupid

Screenshot of the word "anthropogenic", which is a very real word, underlined with red indicating a spelling error which does not exist

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Wait a damn minute!!!! I pulled two misprinted foils at pre-release and just now looked at them more closely!!!! WotC where is the quality control dawg!!!!

Photo showing two foil Magic: The Gathering cards from the new Marvel set. One is Red Room Recruit with about a quarter of an inch removed from the left side and a about the same amount of another card on the right and slightly askew with cutting. The other is Roxxon Brutes with about the same amount missing from the left and a similar amount of another card on the right.

The same two cards pressed against one another showing that Roxxon Brutes was printed with the missing information from Red Room Recruit

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Sorry nerds, the perfect commander already exists:

Magic: The Gathering card "Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer"

It is 1R for a 1/2 Creature - Goblin Artificer Legend with ability:

"Sacrifice an artifact: Target artifact becomes indestructible until end of turn. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage do not destroy that artifact.)

Flavor text: "'I used to joke that he had been exiled for being too smart. Now I know why he never lauged.'
- Glissa Sunseeker"

Art is of a scrawny green goblin with welding goggles hammering a steel spike into the golem whose shoulder he is perched on. The background is red, presumably a foundry or workshop with chains and scaffolding seen. He has a giant fucking Lowe's-ass hammer, too. He is perfect.

Art is by Kev Walker.

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Wait hold the fuck up, I can do D-Squad shenanigans?

3 astromech droids and a purple alien charging into battle

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Like I can't get over this. As someone who's fooled around with more than a few Investigate decks this one card makes that whole keyword *so* much stronger.

Upcoming Magic: The Gathering card "Mister Fantastic, Reed Richards". It is a 2/4 Legendary Creature - Human Scientist Hero for 3U with text:

Reach

Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, you may draw a card.

Flavor Text:
"He's always in control of the situation, even when stretched thin."

Art is a stylized image of Reed Richards, a member of Marvel's Fantastic Four with the ability to stretch his body like rubber, wrapping himself around a dockside pylon and stretching his body thin in order to rescue someone drowning in the disgusting harbor water at night.

Art is by Rimas Valeikis

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Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I bled to death fighting a boar with a dorsal fin, woke up on the other side of the map with a broken arm and infested with the bees that make you stronger. This is Outward.