🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's time for a midweek mood check! Use a GIF, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today 🩶static.klipy.comOffice Space Status: Little Girl TiredAlt: Fucking exhausted, ya dig? 110
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Our dog just did a full 360 of post-poo celebration kicks. What a life 110
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Every goddamn thing is spam and frauds. Every phone call, every email, every mail, every website, every post. You can't use anything without being on guard for almost all of it to be malicious junk. Even the messages I am beamed directly from God have turned out to be fraudulent. 271199170
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Let’s do whippets, listen to Stone Temple Pilots, and watch the flying toasters on our Macintosh 2120552
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 17/08/2026Tired: Paint me like one of your French girls Wired: Write a poem about my farts like James Joyce 1229
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 02/08/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 07120
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 29/04/2026why’s this pervert-ass washer always asking me about my load size 28420
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 26/04/2026remember: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. you are being being excluded from the battle. we think you’re a loser. 4498114
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Midweek mood check! How are you feeling today? (use a GIF, vid, or pic with alt text, k?)media.tenor.coma cat wearing a cowboy hat drinks from a bottleAlt: Puss n boots slumped over at a bar counter, looking bleh and knocking back a shot of liquor. 141
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Of all the awful takes I’ve seen from our supposed opposition party today, “nuclear holocaust is just a distraction” has made me feel the most hopeless and despondent. Thank you, Senator. 485073
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Old bat can’t handle getting called out because she wants to make shit up about D-Day 🤣🖕 210
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes 318351208847
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 13/03/2026"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning" got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing 7669191163
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 23/02/2026You can thank Texas A&M for that. Apparently there is “demand” for less spicy jalapeños, but I would love to know their measurement methodology showing they are desired more than normal ass jalapeños. Fucking assholes.dmagazine.comHere’s Why Jalapeño Peppers Are Less Spicy Than EverThrow out those bogus shopping tips about pepper size. Decades of deliberate planning created a less-hot jalapeño. 4181
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 01/02/2026For all my trap heads, TI’s verse on this goes so hard. Also one of the worst 2 chainz flows of all time.youtu.beTrinidad James - All Gold Everything (Remix (Explicit) ft. T.I., Young Jeezy, 2 ChainzYouTube video by TrinidadJamesGGVEVO 210
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃Fiona Cielo (she/her) @fionacielo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026me: *clicks like* bsky: *unlikes* me: *clicks like* jerk. 011
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Bermuda. Bahama. Fingerblast a llama. 107319
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: AC/DC Journey MGMT Diplo St. Louis Symphony Orchestra 220
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_____/) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) />🍆< 110
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy New Years, Bluesky. Enjoy some celebratory hog 230
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The first 3 words you see will define your 2026 Beach Nachos Pussy I’m feeling good about this one 😎 020
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025merry christmas, queen 🫶 659073
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Fuck man. Dementia can fuck straight off. God I hope we cure this wretched illness at some point. 030
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SAM ALTMAN (typing): starting feel lite headed, wut should i do next CHATGPT: such a great question! any teacher would love a student like you 😁 the smartest move you could make now is, once again, breathe in 324030
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Movies you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars / Marvel.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses is smiling and says `` yeah , baby ! yeah ! ''Alt: Austin Powers, in his blue crushed velvet suit with a frilly lace cravat, saying his signature “Yeah, baby! Yeah!!” with maximum rizz. 120
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go 1034564
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Lil Durk Kevin Gates Wiz Khalifa Tech N9ne Lupe Fiasco 060
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I love how Bluesky makes it look like I follow 13 people that follow this account (the two listed explicitly and presumably “11 more”). But when I click on the list, I count 49 people. 47 if you take out the two listed explicitly. 47 is very different than 11… 010
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Change one letter. Ruin a candy Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme 071
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 25/10/2025You didn’t see shit. Even if the SNAP benefits situation eventually gets fixed, you still didn’t see shit. Don’t be a bootlicker. 020
🎃 Sheisty 🎃 @sheisty.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happinessmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a bird and a raccoon with a tree in the background and the words " hhhhhhhhh " written above themAlt: Mordecai and Rigby from the Regular Show doing their signature “OHHHHHHHH” 020
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃paris martineau @paris.nyc · 19/10/2025me: has a team of professional scientists run 60+ tests in an iso-certified lab some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh 713513
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃amberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it 45514
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 09/10/202510/9/2025 Imagine better! 26834
Reposted by 🎃 Sheisty 🎃(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 07/10/2025call me egg the way my brain is scrambled 0259
