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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 13/10/2026

"no I'm STRAIGHT I don't work at Foot Locker. Or I mean yes, I do work at Foot Locker, but that's not what it means"

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

this HPE 'self-driving network' ad wins the 'Tone-deaf as all fuck' award for 2026

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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 10/10/2026

it’s crazy that we spent $253 billion on the army and $0 on the leggy

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

a baby fell onto my car, and i was able to quite literally get my hands under it and roll it off onto the ground. its called hysterical strength

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hash, gash, or stache... No one rides for free

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 21/11/2024

you’re listening to 103.3 WFYR i’m sisyphus bringing you the same rock every night

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When the TSA puts you through that scanner they're actually checking your weight. To make sure you're not so fat you're gonna make the plane crash

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jamiroqwho, Jamiroqwhat, Jamiroqwhere, Jamiroqwhen

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I bet footballs think of Tuesday and Wednesday as The Weekend

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mommy tells me I'm a GOOD mamma jamma

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Battlefield: Middle Earth, by Elrond Hubbard

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Horse Killers: 🎶I got foals but I'm not a Folgers🎶

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Pat, I'd like to solve? STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PEANITS!"

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tasering your own balls is Afrophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I came here to kick ass and live, laugh, love, and I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you. I know you were right believing for so long

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/09/2026

Today is the only day you can repost this..

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

while(!Brooklyn){ node.sleep(); }

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

yeah.... that looks pretty reasonable

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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*annoyed* stop saying "brexit." it's pronounced "Boctor Exit"

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Objection, Your Honor! My client was not made aware of the nature of the relationship between the plaintiffs, Pete and Repeat, before he was asked to advise as to who was left on the log

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

La Roux voice: 🎶 This ti-i-ime I'll be-e-e bull-ehhhhht.... Proust 🎶

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Please pray for Scott Bessent. He has to walk around looking like that Ronald Reagan mask from point break all the time

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We're WAYYYY overdue for a new take on Prisoner of Zenda

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Working on my hip hop track that HEAVILY samples Penny Lane except the chorus is "Booty Stain"

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

big titty Alf

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

845th, they came for the C.H.U.D.s, and I was silent...

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

To be clear: though the original song was written as satire, this reflects a genuine belief of mine

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

*Randy Newman voice*: 🎶 Sales people got... no reason to live🎶

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Gordon Lee knows what I'd be without you

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 17/08/2026

I’m here to chew gum and study grammar and I’m gumn’t

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"I would describe my driving style as 'flow with the traffic.' I learned it from watching turds in a sewer."

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Spent all my money on an evanescence concert ticket, and Evan didn't even show up... They had some lady singing all the songs

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moose @wood-mousse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

there are only three good cars. a minivan, for if you have kids. a normal sedan for if you are a normal person with normal car needs. and a little sports car, for if you are a normal person with fun car needs. everything else is an aberation or should be strictly a work vehicle

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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i haven't even read the first of the mohicans yet!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Me: what do you want to accomplish? Them: being in control Me: sure, but then what does that enable you to do? Them: all the right things Me: like what? Them: JUST LET ME BE IN CONTROL, OK?!!?

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/08/2026

to me I want someone who is focused on policies, not who "deserves" control of the party platform - the platform itself. if scouring the right wing "centrists" from the party is how you deliver on basic human dignity, then that seems good to me.

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

What did Della wear when Mrs sippy loaned miss zuri her new jersey? I dunno, fuck you

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/07/2026

odysseus returns home, frustrated that there’s no word to describe what he’s been through

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

why stop there? Why not eat babies while you're doing it for maximum awful?

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

🎵PANTS WILL STAY ON!!! *d- d- d- duh... d- d- d- duh... d- d-* 🎵FOR WHOM THE BELT HOLDS!!!

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I maybe got something, but I'm worried it's too powerful if it fell into the wrong hands: "XBox Cuntroller"

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