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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 19h

One of the collar points has a big foreskin that's wrapped around the circumsized end of the other one

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 20h

They should carve that on his tombstone

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 13/10/2026

"no I'm STRAIGHT I don't work at Foot Locker. Or I mean yes, I do work at Foot Locker, but that's not what it means"

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

this HPE 'self-driving network' ad wins the 'Tone-deaf as all fuck' award for 2026

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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 10/10/2026

it’s crazy that we spent $253 billion on the army and $0 on the leggy

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

a baby fell onto my car, and i was able to quite literally get my hands under it and roll it off onto the ground. its called hysterical strength

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hash, gash, or stache... No one rides for free

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 21/11/2024

you’re listening to 103.3 WFYR i’m sisyphus bringing you the same rock every night

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When the TSA puts you through that scanner they're actually checking your weight. To make sure you're not so fat you're gonna make the plane crash

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jamiroqwho, Jamiroqwhat, Jamiroqwhere, Jamiroqwhen

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's that they don't know how to use Linux so they're terrified of anything bad happening to their precious windows

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Garfield if he were a football: "I hate not eating lasagna"

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I bet footballs think of Tuesday and Wednesday as The Weekend

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mommy tells me I'm a GOOD mamma jamma

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Battlefield: Middle Earth, by Elrond Hubbard

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Horse Killers: 🎶I got foals but I'm not a Folgers🎶

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Pat, I'd like to solve? STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PEANITS!"

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tasering your own balls is Afrophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I came here to kick ass and live, laugh, love, and I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you. I know you were right believing for so long

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bruh, if he asked ME to design a fire trap for him and his buddies to hang out in I don't think I would have resigned from that job....

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's called the Robert Kraft Maneuver

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/09/2026

Today is the only day you can repost this..

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"yes, this is it!" we said. "Mackle just this much forever!" But woe be upon us, for the only constant in mackle is change. We had a chance to savor this moment of optimal mackle, and in our hubris we deigned to demand that it be thus mackled in perpetuity. God himself is not so presumptuous...

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He mackled more until we asked him to mackle less... Then he mackled not at all for a while... Then he slowly incremented the mackle until this day where he finally mackled the exact right amount

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

while(!Brooklyn){ node.sleep(); }

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

yeah.... that looks pretty reasonable

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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*annoyed* stop saying "brexit." it's pronounced "Boctor Exit"

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I know *I* drive 3 hours to the beach to listen to low-class music. You can get the soft roar of the ocean on like 70% of the earth's surface, but the shitty music of people you don't know or like is only available right at the edges of that ocean, so it's truly valuable....

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Objection, Your Honor! My client was not made aware of the nature of the relationship between the plaintiffs, Pete and Repeat, before he was asked to advise as to who was left on the log

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"I know they've outgrown that one, but what if one of the younger neighbors or cousins comes over some day?" - a wife somewhere... at my house... It's my wife saying shit like that

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

🎶It's the Gorton's hockey man🎶

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Gord Danbert @shaytfeast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026