shawnmorgan.bsky.social @shawnmorgan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Barbara Walters woke up in 1977 and really thought she had more class and intelligence than Dolly Parton 000
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst 32743447
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254956965
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Insane being a Californian seeing people post pictures of $4 gas going ‘I don’t know how we’re expected to survive.’ You are a weak people, grown decadent and fat on the sap of the earth. You will welcome our armies as liberators. 541865211
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialLucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026DAMN, SON! Reinventing how a thousand year old instrument is played! 37366581469
shawnmorgan.bsky.social @shawnmorgan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026A lot of people work at Trader Joe's. It's not embarrassing or a punishment. It's fucked up that it's treated that way. ew.com/cosby-show-g...ew.com'Cosby Show' actor who was photographed working at Trader Joe's joins hit show 'The Pitt''Cosby Show' alum Geoffrey Owens — who went viral in 2018 when he was photographed working at Trader Joe's — will appear on 'The Pitt' as a cardio-thoracic surgeon. 010
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots. 358280544681
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialshawnmorgan.bsky.social @shawnmorgan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Americans: Not learning since 1770 0262
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialDana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 11/01/2026So when an ICE officer tells you to get out of the car, you’re supposed to get out of the car, what are you supposed to do when a judge tells you to release the Epstein files? 511731
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15888641021173
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialTraces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 30/11/2025The Texas Quote of the Day: "I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any. " ----- former Texas governor Ann Richards, known (partly) for her immaculate silver locks 2025400596
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialGeorge Hahn @georgehahn.com · 18/11/2025Me on a Zoom call that could’ve been an email. 32096
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025the British Royal Family this week 843880
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE! 1842310706096
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2025listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly 12275322024
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/06/2025the literal history of the united states is groups of americans taking their grievances to the streets, often in ways far more violent than anything we have experienced in a generation 352604321
shawnmorgan.bsky.social @shawnmorgan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Gavin Newsom getting pulled out of the Governor's Mansion tonight 020
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialIsaac G. Bryan @ib2real.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Them: “LA is a full on insurrection” Us at the protest: 159116182777
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialJeremy Lindenfeld @jeremotographs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off. 10864443411813
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.social🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 05/06/2025 10592100
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialreni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 02/06/2025wonderful to see so many companies celebrating pride month this year 31880207
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialCozmic Caztaway @cozmicaztaway.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Apropos of nothing except feeling really old, one of my favorite Penny Arcade lines, care of @tychobrahe.bsky.social 3557
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialThe Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 20/04/2025Happy Easter! 10714170
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialVictoria of the Stars @victorystarship.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Not sure who made this but thank you because I laughed so much 122082661
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Man Lincoln thought he had a team of rivals but he never had one guy ranting about the autism epidemic and another guy trying to breed a race of superbabies with the exact same type of autism as him 242161373
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/04/2025when an older Paul Rudd nears the end of its lifecycle, it is consumed by flame and from the ashes emerge an egg that hatches the newborn Paul Rudd 695966528
shawnmorgan.bsky.social @shawnmorgan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Some people thought this was gonna be easy. 000
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialJeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 27/02/2025RIP Gene Hackman, who was infinitely better at playing Lex Luthor than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos 3716146
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard 439279474637
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialmweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance. 5115020016291
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Y'all really voted to end the republic? Shit, I woulda lent y'all some damn eggs. 201736207
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass. 88138531775
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialBigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Someone just lost a Super Bowl half time show. Didn’t know that was possible. 0413
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 07/02/2025“Dennis Richmond, the storied journalist who anchored KTVU’s 10 o’clock news for over 30 years with his trademark thick dark mustache and no-nonsense news delivery, died Wednesday, according to the station. He was 81.” www.kqed.org/news/1202586...ktvu.comLegendary KTVU anchor Dennis Richmond dies at 81Legendary KTVU anchor Dennis Richmond, the quintessential newsman of four decades – an anchor still most associated with Channel 2 long after his retirement, died Wednesday at the age of 81. 4319
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I've had to apologize profusely to my totally real girlfriend in Canada (who is a model) over these tariffs. 2984191
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialDr. G. (JG, he/him) @drglatin.bsky.social · 28/01/2025They don't need us to agree, or to be happy with it, they just need us to comply. And "it doesn't matter" sounds like compliance to me 062
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialWillie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 21/01/2025What I imagine the White House looks like right now 324146611817
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Zuck's wife do you like alternative rock 472941116
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/01/2025in order to restore our company’s masculine dominance we have decided to pander to every male authority figure and do whatever pleases them 1064631552
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/12/2024"You will be visited by three spirits" 2882455
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialDamien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 14/12/2024 259395446939
Reposted by @shawnmorgan.bsky.socialLon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I will not rewatch DARK TOWER just because it's on Netflix. He who rewatches DARK TOWER just because it's on Netflix has forgotten the face of his father. 5472
shawnmorgan.bsky.social @shawnmorgan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I was wondering what old man hobby I'd end up with. WWII, ancient Rome, and trains were possibilities, but cowboys have pulled out in front. 010
shawnmorgan.bsky.social @shawnmorgan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I'm not a conspiracy guy, but maybe we HAVE been releasing chemicals into the air that change the climate. www.newsweek.com/florida-bill...newsweek.comFlorida introduces bill to ban "weather modification"The language of the bill appears to refer to the chemtrails conspiracy theory that claims the government is chemically modifying the weather. 030
