Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's worth remembering that tacky Vegas Strip art is legit the best they can do. They want these installments to inspire awe at their power and majesty, and this is what they came up with. 020
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's like he was writing an illustrated children's book but then forgot it was for kids partway through. "To the bar goes a truck" is objectively hilarious. 270
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's almost like these guys will just say things, even if they are not true... 060
Reposted by Lon HarrisAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Thankfully people like Mamdani and El-Sayed get it but DSA/leftists simply have to accept solid rhetorical acumen and better media training is essential to your campaign. It’s unfair, but we live in a media culture where saying Thanksgiving sucks is political suicide but genocide denial isn’t. 411618
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If this new tax even applies to a RETIRED DIPLOMAT who lives in PARIS and inherited a Greenwich Village townhose that had just had a yearslong multi-million dollar renovation... who WON'T they tax?! 2120
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026OK but we definitely don't need dark sarcasm in the classroom. He's still making some points. 060
Reposted by Lon HarrisInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death! 583350560
Reposted by Lon HarrisInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Would Jesus be as famous if he survived? 411288153
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Honestly not sure the first R rated movie I saw in any format, but theatrically, it was for sure 1990's DIE HARD 2. 130
Reposted by Lon HarrisInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!! 492645447
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Bill Murray would be totally awesome if you felt confident that he would actually show up and try his best, but I feel like there's a strong possibility he would either not show up or do a bad job. 130
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Favorite 90s Horror: 1990: Arachnophobia 1991: Silence of the Lambs 1992: Bram Stoker's Dracula 1993: Cronos 1994: Cemetery Man 1995: The Addiction 1996: The Frighteners 1997: The Relic 1998: John Carpenter's Vampires (I don't count Blade) 1999: Ravenous 160
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Yeah, I really do think we should intervene and stop this. The "oh but it's a points system, like a video game!" thing is obviously a distraction. Meta wants to teach young people how to gamble, and then connect their platform with Kalshi or Polymarket, who will gladly take your money. 280
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 20/06/2026MUPPET FRANKENSTEIN. (The monster is the only human actor.) 3121
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It's crass, sure, but I can only get so upset about President Crimes doing dirt bikes and backyard wrestling at the White House. As his Crimes go, this one is mostly victimless. I guess I just don't have a lot of patriotic zeal around monuments or landmarks or whatever. 131
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Watching this whole thing crash out has been a rare pleasure. 1111
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I'll gladly open Hormuz on Tuesday for a hamburger today 0110
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Top 3 Bond songs: (1) "Goldfinger" - Shirley Bassey (2) "You Only Live Twice" - Nancy Sinatra (3) "Skyfall" - Adele 372
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Easy to make fun of their total inability to book anyone even remotely relevant but... I mean, it WOULD be fun to see C+C Music Factory live. Right? Come on. 230
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 27/05/2026They're trying to do bread and circuses but without the bread. 470
Reposted by Lon HarrisIda B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Sonny was the last living individual from this legendary 1958 photo. Now they're all ancestors 🙏🏾🎷🕊 210232
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Assuming Trump thought this is what they call sand traps in Greece. 130
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I love eating meat but this argument is extremely stupid. He explicitly compares banning meat ads to banning cigarette ads, which we do in the US, then acts morally superior, like our First Amendment somehow saves us from banned ads. Get your OWN ARGUMENT STRAIGHT, man. 280
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026There’s a lady at the cruise ship bar playing piano and singing but she does like 2 minute quick versions of classics. We just heard abridged “Landslide” and now she’s doing abridged “Piano Man.” It’s kind of brilliant? Or maybe I’ve just had 3 Jack and Cokes. 150
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026A surprise Indiana Adventure? What is this, FX's THE BEAR? 150
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026She and her inner circle are wrong. Recall that when Harris was announced as The Candidate, there was a surge of positivity and momentum among Dems. It only started to drop when voters realized she had bad policy ideas and positions. 170
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This makes it sound weird. It's not a plant, it's a pen made from an olive tree, which Pope Leo refers to as the "plant of peace." Anyway, a genuinely thoughtful gift for an important diplomat, as opposed to, say, gifting the pontiff a glass figure from the wrong sport. 0150
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My theory is that no one actually enjoys this. A bunch of rich guys and hopeless dorks just REALLY HOPE that it works. 150
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Hello Bluesky. I am in Italy! Here is a photo of some pasta I ate. 1190
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that the mind behind THE GRAY MAN and ELECTRIC STATE doesn't understand how stories function on the most basic level but... I'm still a little taken aback by how incredibly awful this future sounds. 2102
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It's deranged that the Palantir team believes a company - ANY company - gets to set this kind of agenda or decide something significant about the soul of America. That's up to the American people, Alex! This is the product of a kind of delusional megalomania. 040
Reposted by Lon HarrisKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I heard Nicole Kidman trained to be a death doula, and became a death doula, and Chloe Zhao is also a death doula 09012
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I personally believe the best way to make good art is to get a regular non-art job that locks in the essentials (a place to stay, food, etc.) but still leaves you a least a bit of time for creativity. Doing art professionally is so hard, you end up fixating on income and/or burning yourself out. 281
Reposted by Lon HarrisPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this 967016431