BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe I died of Covid in 2020 and this is hell. 14710
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All I know is that if I didn’t start a fire… I wouldn’t say I didn’t without being asked or claim that it was always burning since the wold was turning. 040
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes. I am important. Sometimes I am just a piece of meat with hopes and dreams and allergies. 181
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My favorite thing about swords is that they don’t try to make it seem like it’s your fault before they stab you. 061
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“I mean… the stripper has to fall in love with some one right?” - Every Trump Supporter 030
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s insane to me that the UFC ended up being the worst thing to happen to MMA. 0161
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Not to be pedantic but SeaWorld is actually just Pool World. 050
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Imagine being such as bad president that every time someone dies everyone in the world is disappointed it wasn’t you… 883808752
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“If you want the rainbow you’ve got to be willing to put up with the rain”- Dolly Parton 0112
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You have to divorce your wife when she throws down a draw 4 when you’re on UNO right? Like no lawyer in the world is gonna ethically represent her… right? On FAMILY game night?! I get everything by default for sure. 020
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Men traded their guitars for podcast microphones and I think that is a big part of the problem. 191
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If you can get paid for being wrong in a debate… you are an OF girl. 130
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Congrats to Christopher Nolan for putting to screen the one time I will accept that the dog dies in the end. 030
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Old punks never die. We just stand in the back now. You rage in our stead. 0111
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Knees weak. Arms are Heavy. I may be dead but for a 20 minute call I’m ready…- Mitch McConnell 😂 091
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Fun Fact: when I’m not drinking I call La Croixs “water beers”… I’m not sure it helps much but I do like asking my wife to pass me a water beer. 160
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Fun Fact: if you send this pic to your local MAGA and say “look how bad Trump has gotten.” They will respond with “that’s AI” or “Google says it’s fake” and then you get to say “so you DO know how to fact check!!!” It’s quite rewarding. 060
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Sorry I am a decent human. I watched X-Men the animated series as a kid and now I’m a good person. My bad… 2154
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Not for nothing but if police kill an average of 25 dogs a day maybe they should carry treats in the utility belt… just saying. 070
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Elon Musk is the worlds first Trillionaire which means in order to go broke he’d have to spend a dollar a second for 32 thousand years yet no one will describe themselves as “wanting to be around him” so… good luck with Mars. 1142
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 04/06/2026No matter what Trump passes away of eventually … to me he will have always died of a bad heart. 040
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I’m not a “Fall Out Boy” baby… I’m a Fall Out man. And Sugar… 180
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Trump is so amazing. My gas tank used to only hold about $50 worth of gas… now it can magically hold $120 worth of gas! That man is a genius! I don’t know how he does it. 030
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If someone uses AI to put your image on a YouTube thumbnail… shouldn’t you be able to make that money the way music artists make the money if you use their music? 020
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Time Crawls on while you’re waiting for the song to start… so dance alone to the beat of your heart. 020
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Quick reminder that Trump pressed a “make everything more expensive button” for literally no articulable reason. 030
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I like the grappling arts. It’s like hugging. But there’s a winner. 010
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My dog knows I named him Bodhi but I will never know what he calls me… what if he named me Cletus or something? 040
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I’m not genuflecting or nothing but dang. It’s been a minute. 041
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 08/04/2026They’re called BADASStronauts. Put some respect that tongue. 021
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 07/04/2026You may not be next but that doesn’t mean your name isn’t on the list. 090
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 30/03/2026They might have found the real d’Artagnan’s remains under a church altar. Also, I know his character in the book wasn’t an official musketeer til the end but you can still correct me in the comments if you want. 020
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Wait. You guys haven’t been doing this the whole time? 040
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My favorite thing about a Caesar salad is that you have to stab it to eat it. Very poetic. 082
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Might as well say “like getting treats from a dogs mouth” for crying out loud. 040
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 06/03/2026In today’s news the auto pay from the Martial Arts school’s internet company has been set up. 020
BigBangMike @bigbangmike.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I always explain things in ways you can understand. 060