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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP

@shaneblaufuss.com
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ex-sysadmin → engineer → infosec → consultant | full-time options trader | 25 years of midnight IT heroics | Helping mid-market companies build real security programs, not checkbox theater | CISSP | I consult as greymantlerisk.com

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 50m
This is stupid, but if Trump tried to rename AI to gin up AI company registrations in Solvenia to profit off the migration (which is one hypothesis out there), it's not as stupid as it looks.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15h
new meme template
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't believe we get superior intelligence AND $5,000 checks.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminder that it's not actually clear whether Trump is just an idiot or affirmatively trying to help Russia and China.
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 29/09/2026
Such a good show
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 29/09/2026
Pete fucking Ricketts.
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Chimney Sweepers Local 420 @bobbby.online · 29/09/2026
Area (functionally unregulated) business seeks to further profit off its most active users
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 29/09/2026
Our product presents an existential threat to humanity. Now, who wants to invest? *drowns in money*
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just realized that Eric Schmitt absolutely used AI to write this shit up. He absolutely did. Lol. Hell yeah
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Diana Keng (also Diana4TV) @djkeng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any opportunity to post this meme
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 29/09/2026
the root of society's evils
comic panel of a white man in a safari hat sitting by a tree, hands to his temples, while in shadow in the background, speech bubble appears, "white man is unhappy."
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I will take pleasure in publishing a rape victim’s name” tells you all you need to know about the person who says it.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remind me never to get on the wrong side of Paul Krugman. paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-beclow...
A table showing 30-year Treasury Yield, for the last 45 days or so. It bounces around for August, then after Bessent said, "I am the house" on september 8, it has shot up twice.
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Shodan Safari @shodansafari.lol · 29/09/2026
ASN: AS8075 Location: Oslo, NO Added: 2026-09-25T18:01 #shodansafari #infosec
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Benjamin Husstad-Nedberg @factforce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the state buys advertising for a political party using your tax money, we have abandoned democracy. This is what autocracies and 'shithole countries' do. @cnbc.com @garrettdowns.bsky.social
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Taxpayer-funded Trump ads draw bipartisan scrutiny ahead of midterms
TV ads featuring Trump are expanding nationally, prompting bipartisan questions over whether they comply with restrictions on taxpayer-funded publicity.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republican says taxes are profits that the government makes.
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A Madhouse Planet Of The Apes
ALT: A Madhouse Planet Of The Apes
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026
How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder
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Paranormal Pandy 🦇 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
If you know the super SECRET secret menu at whataburger you can get Xanax in your fries
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And I raise that bc it LOOKS like someone tried to put electoral considerations above fascist ravenous for a few weeks and the fascists made clear they would not stand by it. We REALLY underestimate the extent to which Trump is terrified of his own fascists.
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 28/09/2026
Oh my goodness 🥰🥰🥰
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sticks pinky out*
Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is someone who actually needs a soul-crushing office job
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 28/09/2026
It's so funny that 🤡 is the 🖕 of emojis. You know when you see it there's gonna be a fight
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, what? This piece was not a joint publication/ reporting job (as some are). It was @propublica’s alone and the Times followed with a summary. This is so indicative of NYT. If they don’t ignore proper credit, they just go for stolen valor.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/09/2026
This is the same guy whose response to the Elephant Graveyard video was to cry about the persecution of Christians in the US, bragging about being friends with Peter Theil, and then a 20 minute Draft Kings ad. WASHED.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Normally it would need to be a story about a police shooting to see the New York Times stoop to this level level of euphemism and downplaying what happened.
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you're out of bombs and the bomb guy at the bomb factory tells you they're backordered until first week of November:
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 25/09/2026
Bee piss!
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Gary White - GameDev @invidious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok but the violence I inflict is couched within systems of profit and one step removed from my personal actions so you are insane and radical to condemn it.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 25/09/2026
As it mother fucking should be. I always imagined it would be a planet though
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 25/09/2026
Everyone then stood up and clapped
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/09/2026
“This SOTU could have been an email.” Agreed!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 25/09/2026
Evil villain voice: "No, Mr. Bug. I expect you to die!"
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 25/09/2026
Half the supreme court goes to prison for treason if trump doesn't get re elected; of course they're going to allow him to steal the election. Same with the entire republican senate
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Shane Blaufuss, CISSP @shaneblaufuss.com · 25/09/2026
Speaking as a U2 fan, they've been insufferable since Zooropa (musicality and generally)
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The "secret" U2 gig to which 100 journalists got invites.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're in another 2020 moment. Except this administration has fully captured the state apparatus unlike the first time. Jan 6, 2021 was just a drill. put on your seat belts
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For just a moment, the world saw their true nature. This is a real photo. F*cking chilling.
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Meechy Dorko @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 25/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/8iY6Z...
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Norm Macdonald DOES NOT Care For Hitler 🤣
YouTube video by The Comedy Historian
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/09/2026
interesting
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m no hercule poirot but
“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Where’s Chris?” “I don’t know.” “You told him three o’clock?” “Like ten times.” “Fucking drummers.” “Should we wait a little longer?” “Screw him, take the picture.”
Four squirrels posed together in what looks like a band picture.
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💯💯💯💯 www.instagram.com/reel/DdrJIeM...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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