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Shadowtalon𓅓

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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 984: "the bartender was a mousegirl"
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 64: "save a kill spell to deal with this guy" #rerun
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think a very funny post death outcome is that hell exists but billionaire ghouls have made the earth so miserable that it turns out to be not so bad comparatively
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Svetta Kistrun @svettak92.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GTA6: This game has decapitations, interactive sex scenes, and the player can snort cocaine whenever they want. Payment processors: yeah that all seems fine :) Independent artist: (draws a trans girl) Paypros: omg this is morally repulsive content and we cannot in good conscience platform this.
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astral_dyke @astraldyke.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It's tough being a woman in STEM.
A fake tweet from Dr. Raya Underhill with the caption "what the fuck happened to saying hi or hello". There is a screenshot attached to the tweet of a DM from Dr. Hubert Tan that says "I actually have a fungal /spore based mind control fetish and I was wondering if you" with the rest of the message cutoff.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But you do not get to watch my FUCKING TELEVISION SET!
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat, if you spot the heat around the corner.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tired: You Must Be This Tall To Ride Wired: You Must Be This Small To Swim
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
girl who gets bottom surgery on 9/11 out of solidarity to commemorate another tower falling.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i want this and the winston one to outlive me
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Mark Lambert (Now on VGen) @remanance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finished my spooky Rosalina
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking abt orc city again
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuuuuuck, I accidentally let my two ADF-11F Raven UAVs 'Hugin and Munin' escape and now they're trying to upload 'sociopathic silent jet pilot.exe' to every single HP printer on the planet 💀💀💀💀
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Est 🌺 @brat0verflow.girlslove.gay · 29/09/2026
awesome feed pull. what does this mean
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ive invented a new device that makes it my birthday year round so everyone has to give me presents and be nice to me and let me take over their cities and you cant get mad at me cuz its my birthday
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit. And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
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Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please, my son, he needs chili dogs or he will pixelate more
A photo of a bootleg Sonic the hedgehog Lego-like building block figure being held in the arms of a man. It's a very strange way to show scale
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
edgerunners 2 looks so good
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Fantem, Queen LGBTSCP ❤️🖤 | 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @fantem1903.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, according to Bluesky, telling trans folk that they should be sent to a concentration camp is NOT rules breaking, or even inherently threatening. Therefore, it would be kosher to tell Bluesky staff that they should go to one in trans folks’ stead.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the state’s new science textbooks are full of all sorts of helpful tips like this
Headline above mug shot of tattooed brunette reads “Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate.”
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pack watch
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Ursos Fritando Bear Dance Party
ALT: Ursos Fritando Bear Dance Party
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
scribbling on the whiteboard a direct line from "what up i got a big cock" to "free palestine" is a hard job, but someone's got to do it
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/06/14/memory-hole
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should start calling these Cronenburgers
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is a fucking neo liberal fever dream
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you could get all the people in this picture in one metro bus
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gonna need clarification on large number and an explanation
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Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 💎✨ @semifreqsonic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
According to the powerscaling of Sonic Forces: Speed Battle, Cream the Rabbit wearing an ice cream parlor outfit is equally as strong as Shadow the Hedgehog with a fucking sword.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watched this Hindi movie on the way over (they made an Indian IRS audit into an action movie): www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQF1...
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RAID 2 (TRAILER): Ajay D | Riteish D | Vaani K | Raj K | Abhishek P | Kumar M | Bhushan K, Krishan K
YouTube video by T-Series
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i'm fucking crying who made this
higurashi we will never forget
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The A24 social media intern to the merchandising team when they decided to release a NECK tie today of all days
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is still the most memorable part of the whole affair for me
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Still Undead 💀 @stillundone.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I think no joke we can make can ever match the level of disrespect it took to use those deaths as an excuse to murder more than a million people and build the framework for the fascist government we have today.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 09/09/2026
when they do this it's kinda like when they had the holographic Tupac at Coachella
9/11 light memorial
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