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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pretty clear Zach is talking about @emophilips.bsky.social
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to my man Jonathon Joss
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 06/10/2026
This is a good illustration of how so much of AI theft isn't indirect (ie, data sucked into a model to train the chatbot) - it's actually **direct** copying, but *enabled* by GenAI. Of course it is: chatbots absolutely suck at creating good, new stuff.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Giants must have outbid the Patriots (sarcasm, maybe...?)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok, I'm proposing a trade: GOP gets a stroked out Fetterman, Democrats get stroked out McConnell. Seems fair
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a scene in Step Brothers where the two dipshit failsons are job-seeking in tuxedos and Seth Rogan thinks it’s an ironic goof until Reilly rips a 40 second fart and Rogan after a beat says “ok now the tuxes seem fucked up” and that’s how I think a lot of people feel now about Harry Potter.
The step brothers boys in their tuxes.
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Jane Parker 🏳️‍⚧️ ★ @playingps2.xyz · 27/08/2026
My phone keeps asking me to install Android 17. Uh, yeah right. Piccolo could barely handle him, what am I supposed to do?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches theonion.com/study-shows-benefits-o…
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today, I finally noticed that the character Xanatos from the old Gargoyles cartoon had the first name David (I think that trivia was rattling around in my brain somewhere). Then finally made the connection that he was the enemy of Goliath, so David vs Goliath.
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I'm Not A Smart Man Quote
ALT: I'm Not A Smart Man Quote
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
2015: A stereotypical hupster dressed in Buddy Holly glasses, moustache, beanie and plaid shirt encounters an older man who says "you lazy Millennials don't wanna work. The man leans in close to the Millennial and says "all you wanna do is avocado toast." The Millennial thinks to himself "I swear to God, when I'm in my thirties, I'm gonna be more charitable to Young People.

2025: The Millennial now in his thirties says "yeah, every zoomer I've ever met is a braindead piece of shit." A woman in an Animal Collective T-shirt nods in agreement.
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tofu sellers used to be so much cooler
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Ju Drifting: Initial D AE86
Alt: a white toyota AE86 belonging to Fujiwara Tofu drifting around the corner from the anime Initial D
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Stephen Miller's suit here shows one of the biggest problems with men's tailoring today. 🧵
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai
Billy Bob Thornton
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Based AL
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He could strangle a teenager on camera and they would say he “defied a long-held tradition of presidents not doing that”
NYT: Trump’s Moneymaking Run: Unrivaled in Presidential History
The president’s move to open new business ventures, rather than eliminate potential conflicts, defies a long-held tradition.
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Thank you Alan for dropping this amazing bop so long ago... www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJI...
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Yatta! Irrational Exuberance
YouTube video by Egg Plant (Eggplant0831)
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Couldn’t sleep so I set this Jesse Marsch celebration to Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit”
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If OoT is a remake with a new engine and they have remade the game new content (say new dungeon layouts, think re4 remake), I might consider getting a Switch 2. But still can't say there is much that interests me on the console.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
There should be a Bruce Springsteen anime and before you say no I want you to consider how many members of the E Street Band would look amazing in an anime
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Bernd Buchmasser @berndbuchmasser.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Love Island implies the existence of a Lonely Isla… wait
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Is Abner sending Bruce images of a cartoon ogre's genitalia considered speech protected by the 1st amendment? It is not"
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Social Media in 2035
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Not even the #1 NFL boat rental sex story of all time
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“Hucklebuckets” @hucklebuckets.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
serial killer standing out in the open next to the police tape levels of hubris
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Norma Ballingall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 🇵🇸 @balr0g.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
In a nutshell. 😊
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Happy April Fool’s Day (Orthodox)
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Howard Ashman 🔪stab🔪 account @michaelchu7.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is @glutelord.bsky.social and he's completely fucking correct. The fundamental tension at the heart of all incel culture is that these guys HATE women and refuse to appeal to them but desperately want to get laid anyway, and this contradiction can only really be resolved through violence
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Setsune Wave @setsune.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
One of my proudest pieces, "Isometric Exercise"
Steamed Hams but it's Isometric Exercise, a voxel scene recreation from The Simpsons featuring the titular moment with Superintendent Chalmers walking in on Principal Seymour Skinner, with "steam" smoke rising from the burning roast in his oven. Seymour was caught climbing out of a window toward a Krusty Burger, so he's pretending to stretch his calves instead. Chalmers is standing with his hands on his hips disbelievingly. The scene is angled as if an isometric view in a video game.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
googoo dolls iris voice
"dune" poster from the dune font logo poster generator but it has bastardised "googoo dolls - iris" lyrics on it. "and i don't want the worm to see me - cause i don't think that they'd under sand"
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
oh hell yes, had kalshi getting charged before april on polymarket at +2500
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...
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CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court
The CEO of Krafton used ChatGPT to push out the head of the studio developing Subnautica 2 against the advice of his own legal team and failed miserably.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
guys guys guys the MtG buttcrack guy is a pro wrestler now 🤼
a poster for BIGG POUND with an old reference photo of him being the MtG "buttcrack guy"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2026
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
YA fiction has had its time to shine, now is the time for 42 year old fiction, middle adult fiction, where all the plots and romance involve cheese and heartburn and back pain. The climax of each novel is finding a really nice sandwich, or finally figuring out where that thing went.
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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 29/01/2026
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The secret service needs to do a better job of protecting him from those deadly left wing binder clips.
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senorschmu.bsky.social @senorschmu.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A good use of AI. Instead of removing humanity from something, this gives back something they have lost.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 04/11/2025
Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all
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