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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2026

LOGGING ON

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why queue is spelled like that? I don't have a clueue.

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

the Amish have over a hundred words for suspenders

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When I was around 14 years old, I asked my mom who was driving me somewhere how someone would know if they were the Messiah and "Maybe I'm the Messiah and I don't even know." Without any pause and without taking her eyes from the road she responded "you are not the Messiah." I miss my mom.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026

tired: bidet wired: cleANUS

the box for the "cleANUS - swirling wheel of purity" the box is light teal and white and features a picture of a white toilet with a green circular brush wheel mounted inside the bowl, connected by a belt to a handle. texts on the box say things like "say goodbye to toilet paper expenses" "softouch rotation technology" "5 year warranty or 10,000 flushes" and "this product proudly stands with the “replace all usa toilet paper” movement 2024" there are badges in the bottom right for "2023 top 5 innovations in the usa" and "approved international association of forest defenders"

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why does bread come with enough slices for 10 sandwiches, a peanut butter jar with enough for 7 sandwiches and jelly with enough for 17 sandwiches?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i can't stand when i lose my balance

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Spiritual healing… because we all have mixed drinks about feelings.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just put together a Dögg from IKEA, but I think I screwed something up

French bulldog asleep on a couch on its belly with its back legs pointed up.

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I asked my GF if she wanted to have sex and Alexa chimed in with "I'm not sure how to help you with that" and it's 2 days later and we're still laughing too hard to do it.

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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One Squashed Chihuahua. 🤣😂🤣

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Stealth kitties: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Using a centuries-old method known as "Jarre à la corde,” artist Uriel Caspi creates these large scale ceramic sculptures. IG: @caspiceramics www.instagram.com/caspiceramic...

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

And I thought I was good at origami because I could make a crane. So much for that… IG: @kss_origami ~ 김사성 Origami design www.instagram.com/kss_origami?...

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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Create a healing painting with the fruits and colors of early autumn. #Art Art originates from life #Art on Douyin #LifuX #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday 📹 ig: craftihand_

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Bang Bang (artist formerly known as VicViolence) @vicviolence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Xi : *record scratch* You might be wondering how I got here...

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think there's a case to be made that voting for Republicans is aiding and abetting child sexual assault.

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The sad truth about Florida, where I used to live, is that you could get a lot of people to not vote for Donalds by showing them a picture of him.

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not that long ago, people like this would be on the news because they and their followers all drank cyanide. There'd be a little story about them. Maybe someone would make documentary about them. We'd all think "Oh, they were nuts!" and then move on with our lives.

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🎶My neck, my back My knees keep going crack

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"...tech giant passing potentially highly sensitive information to human being" This article's main focus is that people are actually doing the work but the reality is all these AIs, agents, etc are not secure and you shouldn't give them any sensitive information. (Just don't use them at all.)

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

She altered my user agreement until I ads on all tiers

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This clip is so unexpected it leaves you speechless before you can even say "damn

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My GF uses the thermostat like she's playing Flight of the Bumblebee on it.

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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...

The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass. It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots. This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I mostly use AD as opposed to AI. Actual Dumbass

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The two types of LCBO employee

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Drawing of a middle-aged guy with shaggy hair and a mustache with a miserable look on his face and carpal tunnel brace on his hand

-Has worked here since the Mulroney administration
-Only known form of speaking is a grumbled “debit or credit” and a long “mhmmm”
-Will treat the task of lifting a bottle of wine and moving it 2 feet as if it was one of the 12 Labours of Hercules

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A sassy 40ish woman with a single dyed streak of blonde in her hair

Somehow manages to fit all of the most bizarre parts of her life into the smalltalk of a single 15-second transaction

HER SPEECH BUBBLES: Ah, Chilean wine, very nice pick. Y'know I got a Chilean dog? Rescue dog. Only speaks Spanish so I can’t understand ‘im. Missing a leg the poor bastard. Call 'em El Tripod. That'll be 15.99 honey. You ever seen anything sadder than a three-legged Chilean street dog trying to hump a Croc. Need your receipt
sweetie?

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And now they can still work for the FBI.

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Seeing more and more of these "arbitration only" and "no class action" clauses everywhere. The latter is especially heinous, essentially allowing for a small time grift across millions of people with near impunity.

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

New toy idea: I Don't Care Bears

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

No wonder AI boys can't find the clitoris.

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M?rt?n (AI removed) @milkhold.bsky.social · 14/09/2026