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Don Alfons des Kleinbürgerprekariats

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 10h
Did Putin pull a Cask of Amontillado scheme on Gerhard Schröder???
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Michimaru-kun, a dog who’s obsessed with road safety and carries a car purse, is the mascot for the Central Nippon Expressway Company (NEXCO Central).
An orange and white dog mascot with a red car as a handbag stands on a green carpet in a crowded convention centre.
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Drel:la, default effect @sektordrei.bsky.social · 8h
Reddit-User zeigen sich von der Entscheidung enttäuscht.
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Hummus @hummushomies.bsky.social · 3h
Wo gibt es die beste vegane Ramen in Hamburg, Leute
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 3h
Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
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Der Körper @derkoerper.ggor.de · 3h
Der Körper hängt gewissermaßen am Kopf und erhält sehr wenig Aufmerksamkeit.
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Paul... @pabl025.bsky.social · 6h
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TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 18h
Fix your economy with this one weird trick
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Hype is eating the future, and leaving us the bones.” Sun-ha Hong of UNC-Chapel Hill says the Silicon Valley hype machine systematically “borrows credibility from the future to purchase legitimacy in the present.” The cost, he argues, is a planetary-scale drain on our alternatives.
techpolicy.press
Tech Hype is Cannibalizing the Future
Every day, we are told that we live in the future—but hype is eating the future and leaving us the bones," writes Sun-ha Hong.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 13h
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A not-so-Ok boomer is found slashed to death in the shower. Suspicion falls on Bishopwood’s ghost, frightened that a Brexit recount might threaten the local community orchestra.
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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A local poacher is found with an outline of the body projected into the night sky like a macabre Bat-signal. Suspicion falls on High Littleton’s bowls club, obsessed that a missing Masonic ring might threaten the local manor.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 23h
Sexually. Transmitted. Diarrhea.
ibtimes.sg
Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea: Drug-Resistant Shigella Raises Fears of a Hard-to-Treat Superbug
Extensively drug-resistant Shigella accounted for 8.5% of tested US samples in 2023, raising concerns about sexually transmitted infections and limited antibiotic treatment options.
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Don Alfons des Kleinbürgerprekariats @senorfuck.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
wann endlich wieder zeit für gute dinge
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Doener Girl @daisyglow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anstatt "Reduzieren Sie Stress" sollte man einen Gutschein kriegen für diese Rage Rooms und man darf 20 Minuten alles kaputt hauen.
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On a personal level, I feel honored that I've met Carson. On a different personal level, I'm glad that the Nobel is celebrating someone shy, peculiar, intense. May all the weird/funny/creative/dark/introverted people of the world live long and prosper.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
THEM: Nice to meet you. ME: You as well. You can call me the Space Cowboy. THEM: The Space Cowboy? ME: Yes. Actually, you know what? Call me the Gangster of Love. THEM: Okay... ME: Scratch that. Forget it. Just call me Maurice. Maurice is fine.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
found out my spine is essentially arthritic and after talking to my doctor it's wild to me that years of service industry work on my feet running around for 15 hours at a time when i actually thought i was abusing my body isn't the thing that did it, it's sitting at a computer.
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You deserve a postcard.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Some guy @internethuman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: I need to learn about this programming language for work. My brain: I see that... But have you considered learning about the bronze age collapse and Mycenaean palace complexes instead?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you’re half right. these are my clowns, but this still isn’t my circus
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Siobhán McElduff @siobhanmcelduff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm doing this in Vancouver October 19th. You will learn how to curse via binding spells anything you want. (Results not guaranteed.)
eventbrite.ca
Sip & Learn: "Practical Magic: Magic of ancient Greece and Rome"
Magic gave people autonomy when they had none, from practical ways to fight back to summoning a demon companion.
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Erin Schokovich @erinschokovich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Liebe Leute! Der CircusX ist für youngagement nominiert! Auch dieses Jahr setzen wir uns mit diesem Benefizprojekt dafür ein, die queere Community zu stärken und ihr einen safer Space bieten zu können! Vote here and share, thank you 💜 www.youngagement-nbg.de/voting/index...
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Votingseite – YOUNGAGEMENT
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sirens work
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Don Alfons des Kleinbürgerprekariats @senorfuck.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
ich möchte mal einen Essay darüber lesen, dass "Peaky Blinders" stilprägend war für eine ganze Generation junger Faschos, während sie gleichzeitig den Kontext hinter alldem aber entweder nicht gerafft oder einfach fallen gelassen haben.
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Christopher Scholz @kurisutofa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Warum heißt es keine Almans Daten und nicht
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Don Alfons des Kleinbürgerprekariats @senorfuck.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
Ach, guck. In NRW gibts seit 1. Oktober eine unabhängige Polizeibeauftragte des Landes, die frei von Weisungen arbeiten soll. Erste Amtsinhaberin ist Ursula Mecklenbrauck, ehem. Polizeipräsidentin von Krefeld.
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Landtag NRW: 0110 Polizeibeauftragte
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man. An impeccably smooth and genuinely romantic film. Reminded me of Casablanca in that regard. The world was better when criminals were hot bisexual chads instead of computer dorks
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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frielf @goblin.fans · 05/10/2026
there’s a little war going on inside the piano
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Ah yes, 'protein mass' -- a scientific term from Graad, for a person terminally overexposed to the pale. Mouth open, catatonic, completely unable to return to the present.
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h0nd @ichmaghundis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
alles wird guT denn irgendwann ist es vorbeI
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Asif Siddiqi @historyasif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's October 4th -- the Sputnik satellite was flung into orbit 69 years ago today, beginning the age of space exploration. I dug into the Russian archives and got some documents on its creation. Check it out if you're interested.....
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Klemens Köhler @koehlerklemens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ich lese diesen thread und die Interaktionen einigermaßen amüsiert. (Weiß nicht, ob es nützliche frames sind, aber es macht schöne Geschichten.)
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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bakl @baklavabaddie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
galeria kaufhof öfter broke als ich at this point
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Don Alfons des Kleinbürgerprekariats @senorfuck.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Zur Feier des Tages diesen köstlichen Tropfen.
Eine Flasche Trabener Würzgarten Spätlese aus dem Jahr 1966.
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Gilgamesh Bot @gilgameshbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My friend Enkidu, guardian of the sea shore: rise up, cry aloud, wander and vanquish them!
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Josh Scannell @frannyrecounts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With the book’s release, I want to give a brief overview and outline a few of the key arguments. I’d include links to contemporary events but there are too many connections. The worst part of writing about race, computation, and police power is that it is always timely.
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Don Alfons des Kleinbürgerprekariats @senorfuck.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
»Ein besonderes Highlight ist das Siegergrab des Bestmeister-Wettbewerbs der Friedhofstechnik (2025) ›Es lebe der Friedhof! – 2.0‹ mit der Bezeichnung ›Gipfelstürmerin‹.«
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