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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 2h

An underappreciated archivist is found gored by a bull. Suspicion falls on Church Fenton’s dowager, deeply concerned that an alarming decline of peat bogs might threaten to ruin the pub.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 7h

A software developer who deploys changes on a Friday is found dead after a sabrage ‘accident’. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Oaks’ cobblestone polisher, angry that a busload of Daleks might threaten to expose a secret network of WWII tunnels under Causton.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 12h

A Rumba ballroom dancer is found murdered during a royal visit at a family owned munitions factory. Suspicion falls on Matching Trousers’ taxidermists’ club, confused that a planned biography of a deceased local identity might threaten a nearby grotto associated with a medieval saint.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 17h

An insurance claim assessor is found dead after a sabrage ‘accident’. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Shallows’ Blue Peter fan club, angry that shady goings on in condiments factories might threaten supplies of Cornish pasties.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 22h

Florida man is found crushed under an unreasonably large pile of books. Suspicion falls on Little Didling’s tapestry weaver, confused that equestrian tourism might threaten the closure of Midsomer's last brewery.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A royal nonce is found eviscerated with a bronze-age sword. Suspicion falls on Gumpton Marsh’s political elite, confused that multiculturalism might threaten 16 more murders.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

An idosyncratic pop star is found cooked in a sauna that had been cranked up. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Morton’s church warden and magician, disturbed that a missing codex might threaten plans for a 24 hr murder mystery channel.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Causton’s only Shaolin monk is found drowned in milkshakes. Suspicion falls on Little Didling’s prodigal son, worried that errors in the Yomping Association Almanac might threaten the local co-op.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The squire and the parson is found dead in the garage of a local public house. Suspicion falls on Lower Tooting’s middle-aged philosopher, angry that the new deer sanctuary might threaten the collapse of the local stone circle.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A local violin maestro is found crushed under the world’s biggest scone. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Worthy’s scarecrows, obsessed that a plan to steal valuable goshawk eggs might threaten the end of the crochet society.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone who thinks these are actual TV episode plots is found dead in a manner inspired by The Bill. Suspicion falls on Cocklake’s teenagers wearing hoodies, deeply concerned that a supermarket stockpiler might threaten the local manor.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An overpaid HM Revenue & Customs worker is found torn apart by hedgehogs. Suspicion falls on Kingswood Country’s Japanese translation class, angry that a growing number of mysterious deaths might threaten 16 more murders.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A local inexplicably celebrated poet is found shot six times by a man on the run. Suspicion falls on Rooks Bridge’s green society, frightened that BBC casting directors might threaten drone deliveries.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An Ethereum cat fancier is found dead from a blow from the final hammerschlag in Mahler’s 6th. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Priors’ leader of the local Miners’ Strike re-enactment society, obsessed that the closure of the local cake shop might threaten the local co-op.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A university financial officer is found gored by a bull. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Barton’s not-so-earnest Hemingway society, frightened that private broadcaster bias might threaten a sticky end to Causton’s jam festival.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A #QAnon conspiracy theorist is found dead from a blow from the final hammerschlag in Mahler’s 6th. Suspicion falls on Little Coxton’s pigeon pant makers, confused that parking restrictions might threaten the future of the Labour Party.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A local spinster is found poisoned with the poison dart frog. Suspicion falls on Torpenhow’s society of Venus watchers, disturbed that new beekeeping methods might threaten the pumpkin carving contest that we're only now hearing about for the first time.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A local bell ringer is found slumped over a historically significant sundial. Suspicion falls on Llanwrtyd in Powys’ newt taxidermy club, obsessed that problems with the village’s wifi connectivity might threaten royal visits to the local Pizza Express.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A prominent nuclear physicist is found deliberately infected with SARS-CoV-2. Suspicion falls on Great Worthy’s Shangri La club owners, deeply concerned that the rise of artificial intelligence might threaten the very future of right wing politics.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

An orphaned genealogist is found dead on a mountain of fried potato. Suspicion falls on Great Snoring’s fired organist, angry that an influx of Norman nobility might threaten the United Kingdom’s competitiveness at Eurovision.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The local tour guide is found naked in a pipe organ surrounded by cheeseburgers. Suspicion falls on Midsomer St. Michael’s professional clown guild, upset that a big movie shoot taking place in the town might threaten a farting controversy at the darts competition.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A bewellingtoned server farmer is found squirted with chlorine trifluoride from a super soaker. Suspicion falls on Great Auburn’s misunderstood mailman, worried that petty threats might threaten the closure of the pork futures warehouse.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A ballroom dance instructor is found contemplating their mortality in a literal sense. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Florey’s ennui society, worried that a planned biography of a deceased local identity might threaten the pumpkin carving contest that we're only now hearing about for the first time.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A manure venture capitalist is found sliced up and fed to pigs. Suspicion falls on March Magna’s Polish folk music society, angry that the opening of a new Boston Dynamics testing facility might threaten to interrupt a performance of John Cage's 4'33".

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A former kickboxer turned toxic masculinity influencer is found choked to death with their phone. Suspicion falls on Weedon’s scout troop, obsessed that the opening of a new Boston Dynamics testing facility might threaten the formation of motorcycle gangs.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An overwrought iron distributor is found more bereft of life than an ex-parrot. Suspicion falls on Tunbridge Unwells’ manager of a local tiger sanctuary, angry that a controversial judging decision in the Midsomer Pig Show might threaten to reveal the secrets to books’ past lives.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An ancient mariner is found knocked unconcious with a knuckleduster then suffocated. Suspicion falls on Midsomer-in-the-Marsh’s New Age commune, deeply concerned that systemic university failures might threaten old-fashioned family partnerships.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A former kickboxer turned toxic masculinity influencer is found chained up in a niche in an insufferably damp vault. Suspicion falls on Lower Pampling’s genetics society, frightened that a museum dedicated to an obscure local poet might threaten supplies of scones.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A Casualty actor is found dead in an iron maiden. Suspicion falls on Great Auburn’s barrister, upset that badger culling might threaten supplies of English breakfast tea.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The local mens rights activist is found killed in a manner too awful to describe on Bluesky even. Suspicion falls on Bleakridge’s not-so-earnest Hemingway society, disturbed that scrap metal merchants might threaten to reduce the population of Midsomer to a vicar and six pig farmers.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

An overwrought iron distributor is found as an exquisitely scented candle made from human tallow. Suspicion falls on Rough Riding’s leaf-blower society, confused that a vicar’s choir banquet might threaten the village’s remaining sourdough starter.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The local stranger is found in ashes after a horrendous house fire. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Shallows’ football fans, frightened that the decline in furniture manufacture might threaten a farting controversy at the darts competition.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A star cricketer is found sliced into small pieces with a jigsaw. Suspicion falls on Morton Fendle’s black-swan-wrangling club, angry that the opening of a McDonald’s store might threaten deliveries of organic vegetables.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An author of systemd erotica is found cooked in the glasshouse. Suspicion falls on Broughton’s resident garden Jay, worried that a new pandemic might threaten the Barnabys’ marriage.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An undecided quantum information theorist is found drowned at the bottom of the mill pond. Suspicion falls on Midsomer-in-the-Marsh’s fiddlers association, deeply concerned that watered-down vodka might threaten the rabbit show.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A former male porn star who's fallen on hard times is found stabbed with a sharpened anal speculum drunkenly purchased on Wish. Suspicion falls on Midsomer St. Michael’s circus troupe, frightened that the rise of artificial intelligence might threaten the winery.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An orange-haired idiot is found greatly decayed and clotted with gore, standing erect before the eyes of the spectators. Suspicion falls on Lower Twatt’s misunderstood mailman, deeply concerned that dwindling prospects on the farmer dating scene in the county might threaten 16 more murders.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A local bee keeper is found dead after a sabrage ‘accident’. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Cicely’s political elite, deeply concerned that a charismatic out-of-towner might threaten local power structures.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A misunderstood Scottish flight attendant is found at the end of a death march. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Sonning’s medieval reenactment society, confused that a new detective series on television might threaten the closure of the local discotheque.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A retired astronaut is found quilted to death. Suspicion falls on Morton Shallows’ Christopher Lee impersonator, angry that dangerous liaisons on a croquet lawn might threaten plots from this bot that actually make sense.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A racist who uses made-up history to justify their racism is found thrown naked into a 200-degree sterilizer. Suspicion falls on Badger’s Drift’s romantically unlucky lumberjack, upset that new vernacular might threaten control of the Midsomer photography contest.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An orange-haired idiot is found with their last screams recorded by Alexa. Suspicion falls on Lower Pampling’s church warden and magician, disturbed that systemic university failures might threaten the medieval false teeth society.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A celebrity atheist is found dropped from an aeroplane. Suspicion falls on Little Worthy’s not-so-earnest Hemingway society, frightened that a violent sub-culture might threaten what little sexual tension the town has left.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A harmless kook is found poisoned by E. coli from unwashed Romaine lettuce. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Newton’s Stitcher Society, confused that private broadcaster bias might threaten to chop down the millenia-old yew tree.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A human milk cheese producer is found dead, locked inside a shipping container. Suspicion falls on Fletcher’s Cross’ tech startup, deeply concerned that the old cairn might threaten the tupperware factory.

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The Great Detective @greatdetective.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A headstone inscriber is found electrocuted with a sabotaged Theremin. Suspicion falls on Milton’s Cross’ brass band, obsessed that failure to wear face masks might threaten the traditional annual race at an exclusive public school.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A big cucumber fan is found murdered using a method taken from an old detective novel. Suspicion falls on Little Worthy’s visiting East London gangster, worried that a Hercule Poirot-inspired dance troupe might threaten the return of the Microsoft Office paperclip.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A failed TV writer turned transphobe is found stabbed to death outside a church. Suspicion falls on Acock Green’s Japanese translation class, confused that steamy relationships in the philatelic society might threaten to interrupt the Miss Potato and Lamb judging.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A local forest ranger is found staked out with croquet hoops. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Worthy’s vicar’s son, newly returned from university and full of reformist ideas, worried that real estate agents might threaten local hedge maze bylaws.

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