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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt

@senatorivy.com
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I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 01/10/2026
My J-Roc fame:
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026
*KC & the Sunshine Band voice* 🎶Sheeeeee's the Queen of the Cords 🎶
My cat Sadie laying on a pile of cords on a shelf
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026
Mark from Peep Show saying warm copies make everything better
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 25/09/2026
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 24/09/2026
🎶 How could it beee? Somebody took my boy from meee 🎶
Canterbury Palace, which existed for like 300 years and is now a different diner
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 23/09/2026
Team Youngblood issue 6 was very important to my coming to terms with my genderness at a young age, Orbo. YMMV
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 23/09/2026
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 23/09/2026
Lee Mrvin was 42 in the Dirty Dozen
Lee Marvin
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 22/09/2026
There's even one where Kolchak is plagued by a Gingham Sprite from the Bob Evans dimension that only he can see
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 22/09/2026
Fuck up to all-the-way-off
Cashapp email offering to loan me 25 bucks
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 16/09/2026
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 16/09/2026
Homer doing the "it's my first day" thing from that one Simpsons episode
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 13/09/2026
I would love to reconfigure my life in a way thst makes sense but I am simply built in a way that makes me throw money in a hole. Look at this cart. This is the setup that worked fine for 5+ years now. It arose from "I have spare parts" and "keep the cats from walking/sitting on a laptop."
a picture of my little streaming cart
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 08/09/2026
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 08/09/2026
You mean prison cruelty?
Malamadre and Calzones from Cell 211, a great movie you should watch
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 04/09/2026
Multiple Grimlocks, in this economy? also have you seen craftsmantoys' upcoming Grimlock? Lookin insane
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 04/09/2026
Some of these were absolutely insane. You guys out there using SH sounds where they dont belong. Weirdos.
Survey results showing that I talk properly
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 01/09/2026
Every group got that one guy
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 01/09/2026
itsbover for younhoes
a clicks bt keyboard for the phone
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 29/08/2026
Momb we r helpful creechurs
Bisco and Sadie laying under my desk helping me route cables
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 28/08/2026
Naevar ferget
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 27/08/2026
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 25/08/2026
I like going back through old posts and wondering what I was talking about.
if you were to hear Bubba Sparxxx's Jimmy Mathis as *I* hear it, you would weep.
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 24/08/2026
Timeline synchronicity
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 24/08/2026
Amazon what are you talking about. I ordered cat scratch pads and double A batteries, how is a sword stand in your suggestions. I do not deserve such a cutting analysis by your robot eye.
A notification from Amazon reminding me that I still have time to add a sword stand to my order.
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 19/08/2026
I keep this picture in my Cars folder on my phone, to manifest!
some guy online's custom CTS- V wagon
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 17/08/2026
this song goes very hard love from america 🇺🇸 young people hate AI CEOs so much it's unreal
weird ass comment thats sealed in my mind forever
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 16/08/2026
⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️ BOX IS BOTH LIGHT AS A FEATHER AND STIFF AS A BOARD
a label that says caution, has a book, and 3 ghys touching something
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 14/08/2026
Detroiters Sam & Tim shooting a commercial for a teen club that Tim insists on being in because Sam got to be in the Jefferson Porger commercial for suits.
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 13/08/2026
a picture that says (print server is inside the printer)zoolander "files are inside the computer" scene
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12/08/2026
Sadie is a Megapan
Sadie is a Megapan
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 11/08/2026
This u?
pete bog mummy
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 09/08/2026
Out: bisexual In: Homoyoyo
an amazon brand called Homoyoyo
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 07/08/2026
love it. perfect for Steve Clark, Traffic Warlock
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 07/08/2026
You know Dr Torkyahed Smooveoff is surgical with that bow, Jake. When these hands touch bow, it gives Locust the piss shivers on their dick's driest day. I am handed a bow at the pearly gates and God tells me to show Him the way. Bow stay crankin shaft like the sunday funnies. Come see me Locust.
A Horde Siege match result where I am the MVP. It also shows that I was least deaths, most revived.
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 04/08/2026
Statler and Waldorf
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 31/07/2026
My hand definitely loves to be in this weird ass position. Is this keyboard for the accordion player or what
No way this hand position is comfortable
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 28/07/2026
Detroit News article about husband killing his wife, 6 kids, and hinself. The picture is predictably haooy family.WhiteGuyKillsFamily.jpg
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 24/07/2026
No, *I'm* sorry, highbies. You win. You can all stop deleting your posts; I will no longer attempt to reply to them like a normal person.
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 24/07/2026
Yeah that's been my experience too. We had it all fine for a while and updates are like "you want these 30 additional buttons on the home screen." Except now her shit shows just this:
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 24/07/2026
Scam Neill
actor Robert Wisden, who looks like GreatValue Sam Neill
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 23/07/2026
me when I touch that bow
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 22/07/2026
the what and the what?
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 22/07/2026
Stuck on the floor under a machine getting a switch going at a client and get a notification that a buddy of mine from Ye Olde Fightinge Gamef Dayes signed on so naturally I have to wipe my hands and then send him a King, as one does.
King from Tekken
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 21/07/2026
Yes lets put the model number in the least accessible spots
The model number is hidden in the woods
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 20/07/2026
"I havent voted GOP in over a decade" is like saying "I havent eaten a snickers out of a goat's asshole in 2 weeks." Not gonna take advice on who I should team up with from anyone who thinks their Cobra uniform was sharp.
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 18/07/2026
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 17/07/2026
Thinking about how different the world might be if we had done the right thing and taken everyone responsible for this idea and Most Dangerous Game'd them on live TV.
the "say mcdonalds to end commercial" patent art.
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 17/07/2026
a Mummy lover and a pope fan
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 17/07/2026
Ima need new patellas, the way I stay Neilling so much.
Two tvs, one playing In the Mouth of Madness, the other Event Horizon. Both show Sam Neill in white clothes, so it's kind of like when rappers do those cideos of them in heaven.
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