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MFW the girl who sits in front of me catches me eating shavings out of an old crank pencil sharpener so I try to explode her head with my mind before the teacher sees her raised hand

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 6h

When I'm winning a breath holding contest against the microwave

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 6h

Tuvix'ing Michael Chiklis and Tim Blake Nelson together with my Ali Express Fly teleporter in the hopes of finally getting my "O Vic Mackey, Where Art Thou?" treatment greenlit

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 6h

When I use a copy of Caligari Truespace I found in an abandoned Circuit City to make a 3d model of John Cena from memory

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

half-watching hockey and thinking "aren't bussi and aho the same thing"

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 30/09/2026

This is true, I have asked about you and the closest I got to them not knowing was having to ask "the soup fredo?"

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 30/09/2026

Trying to dunk on people by telling them I went to locations and nobody knew them, except the locations are not clever slams or anything. I went to the Longhorn Steakhouse in the Westland Mall parking lot and nobody knew you?

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 30/09/2026

It's ok Toast, my parents didnt find out til way late too

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 30/09/2026

Such a hilarious movie and everyone I've recommended it to has not liked it, which means I am disappointed in all of them.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026

HH Holmes, RC Horsch. Just tell me people's names and I will tell you their crimes

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026

There already was a sports show with straights fucking in it, it was called HEELS and they let it die

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026

*KC & the Sunshine Band voice* 🎶Sheeeeee's the Queen of the Cords 🎶

My cat Sadie laying on a pile of cords on a shelf

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026

(Midnight Oil Lucky Country tune) Shit-ty Coun tryhee

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026

Yeah that's what I'm like. Like fuckin hell if you'd told me a ct scan cost 6 grand I'd have said lets just go with what the x-ray says

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026

Thanks, it does suck. I'm tryna look at it as "thats still cheaper than insurance used to be when you had insurance that wouldve covered it all" and "you paid for a pro to confirm you were doing things right and werent gonna die" but I'm still like damn this is gonna fuck my shit up hardcore

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 29/09/2026