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The Gil-Monster

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Evil toy maker & pipe cleaner artist. #pipecleanerart Loves @miserelovesco.bsky.social. He/him. End MAGA. No AI. www.fiendweavers.com AMPUTHEATRE: The World's Goriest Board Game! www.patreon.com/amputheatre Store: www.etsy.com/shop/ChenilleMacabre

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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 5h
This monster loses more often than the Washington Generals and I am here for it
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 5h
REPUBLICANS: Do your own research! ERIC SCHMITT: Better idea! Don't do ANY research!
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📼Tape📼 (small hiatus) @heavenlytape.bsky.social · 22h
Artists, please drop your artwork below and I'm gonna repost some! 💛 #artmoots #artshare #art #artist #artistonbsky #artistonbluesky #artsky #ocsky
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never watch WWE again.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does this mean Rove might finally suffer consequences for blowing somebody's cover?
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live feed of the migrant caravan approaching the southern border of the United States
Star Wars Fans cosplaying as Jedi Knights from the DragonCon parade
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know it's a cult when the sides of their coin are "Endless Success" and "Make With The Fucking"
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I also liked the new scene where Pepper Potts holds a candlelight vigil in solemn reverence of Iron Man, and all of the Avengers throw up and scream and Stark Industries burns to the ground when she reveals the candles were made with her vagina; I thought that was respectful
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have to admit I did enjoy the scene they added after Black Widow falls to her death, where a fire hose sprays blood into a screaming Hawkeye's face for 30 seconds
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This man does not know his own address; stop thinking he's Obi-Wan Kenobi
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TRAD WIFE: My husband didn't pay the electric bill CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE EXPERT: Shrug, light a candle, and hope he clues in TRAD WIFE: whut CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE EXPERT: That'll be $8700, please
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't like them either- sadly on my way out of the house this morning, I received a subpoena from Rolling Stone Legal ordering me to hear Ella Langley's "Choosin' Texas" AND upload an accompanying 45 min. reaction video within 10 days
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let the record show I've changed my mind on OBSESSION. First watch got a "meh" from me, but no: I'm a fan now. If Inde Navarette is not nominated for an Academy Award, we riot.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So. BACKROOMS. Given its buzz and hype, I'm happy to say I wasn't underwhelmed. I avoided spoilers (apart from an annoying HBO bumper at the start) but it was original, isolating, and (this is a compliment) dreadful. It gets a 4/5 from me.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Just sit there niiiice and quiet next to that radio until 'Choosin' Texas' plays, and no one has to get hurt"
Kiefer Sutherland aiming a pistol from the TV show 24
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 1995, the majority of our cheat codes came from computer and video game magazines, so the best cheat code of all time is Carmaggedon's IBETYOUCANTPRINTCUNT.
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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shamelessly self-reposting. Read!! Yes, you. With the face! I'm proud of this.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, I can now explain my sudden mood swings and counter-offensive sensory overloads to confused onlookers with clinical accuracy- not weak speculation! Plus I learned my attention lapses growing up were a genuine medical condition, not me "not trying" or "not applying myself"! So gargle lava, Jan!
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Misere Love's Co. @miserelovesco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Discussing OBSESSION with husband & the potential for sequels I think it could work if they chose another of the 7 deadly sins to explore. It would be a way to not cheapen the message of the original while further exploring the interplay between morality, free will & autonomy.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This unfeeling monster, ISTG
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Why no, Rolling Stone; I have NOT heard 'Choosin' Texas' by Ella La-"
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Kung Lao's Neck Snap by Shao Kahn in MK9
ALT: Kung Lao's Neck Snap by Shao Kahn in MK9
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"People of Bluesky! Let us all list the 9 video games that personally shaped us, but all agree: NEVER give The Gil-Monster a link to the template!" "Agreed! He'll likely get frustrated! "YEAH- maybe create some superfluous image of his OWN!" "Yeah!" "YEAAHH!" "SUPERFLUOUS IMAGE! SUPERFLUOUS IMAGE!!"
My 9 Games: Wizard of Wor, Robotron: 2084, Primal Rage, Mortal Kombat 3, Final Fantasy Tactics, Thrill Kill, Manhunt, Hotline Miami, Darkest Dungeon
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DOGWELDER
Dogwelder, a silent man who welds dogs to people, from the pages of HITMAN
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 ᖇ͍̔E̦͖̪͓͋̀̉̍T͖̥̓̋ᖇ̤̔Oͦ͗͂̅̆ ̏̽͑ᖇ̣̩̯̓ͅO͓͓͇̦ͫ̅͌̋͗ᗩ̙̫̣͍̫́̃ᗪ͂K̖͕͔̭I̙̝̰̤͈ͧ̂ᒪ̝̯̺̩̐ᒪͣͬ̅̇ (ʘ言ʘ╬) @seghaxx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
come check it out, there's food n stuff @kategodart.northsky.social
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh no these all drowned say it ain't so i am inconsolate
A Jon McNaughton Trump paintingA Jon McNaughton Trump paintingA Jon McNaughton Trump paintingA Jon McNaughton Trump painting
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know what bluecheck-buying Grokbrain originally posted this, but there is a YouTube trailer for a 2016 movie about a quartet of ghost-hunting women that disproves this statement from orbit
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are Bigfoots in Putnam County, VA domesticating chupacabras into hunting animals? They can at least be believed to be, according to one recent study. The work, which has not been peer reviewed...
youtu.be
Bigfoot of Putnam County
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yep. 7PM EST starting time. Since BACKROOMS begins in 1st person perspective, we thought it was part of the film. Then it blocked the subtitles. Tried again around 9pm; the artifacting was gone. I just realized. We watch HBO through the PS4. Maybe Sony thought we were criminals. No, Sony. You are.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, BlueskI WOKE UP WANTING TO CANCEL HBO MAX OVER THIS; WE PAY $18.99 A MONTH, MOTHERFUCKERS! NOBODY'S PIRATING *SHIT*
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tried watching BACKROOMS on HBO MAX and an anti-piracy B/W composite screen appeared in the corner; WTAF Looks like we'll wait till Sunday, grrrr...
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit, a same-sex couple is gonna kiss in the FOREground!
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're only now just logging onto Bluesky, the New York Times has declared that MY TITS-UP ICED COFFEE JOB INTERVIEW is the Greatest Television Show of the 21st Century
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ya know, you'd know the concept of "word balloons" if you ever in your eighty racist years opened a newspaper
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ME: Hey sweetie: Spirit Halloween is open; wanna see what they got? @miserelovesco.bsky.social : Why? It's just what they had LAST year, plus One Wish Willows ME: .... MISERE: What ME: I'm just mentally drafting the lighthouse I'm compelled to build so nothing else gets wrecked by that statement
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, thank Frith I'm not working for YOUR tyrannical ass
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🏳️‍⚧️ Blake Corpsely. @blakecorpsely.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#fangsoutfriday #artshare doesn't need to be art with fangs but a cookie if you have some just some basic rules share this post sfw or nsfw interact with others NO A I tag some friends commissioned art counts as well just link the artist all arts and crafts are more then welcome
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BARTENDER! A quart of your best Scotch- and don't spare the Ding-Dongs!
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen up, Secret Service! Just now, I was CRUELLY AMBUSHED by a Radical ANTIFA Bird trying to Peck my Eyes out! You're Looking for a Brown and White Songbird, I call it a "WRONG Bird"! It May Bear some "Evidence" of Attacking your Favorite President: me! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
QTP with a gif/vid of the game you're currently playing 🎮 One of the easiest GAME OVERs of all time #lookoutside
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Look Outside Game: Pixel Art Horror Reaction
Alt: Look Outside Game: Pixel Art Horror Reaction
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 25/09/2026
Finnish symphonic 🤘metal🤘. What’s not to love? #MetalSky
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💀FATALITY FRIDAY💀 "HAVE A NICE DAY" PERP: Shinnok GAME: Mortal Kombat X (2015) CW: sleeveless boomer Shnok here used to be the worst MK boss ever. Then 18 years later, NetherRealm gave him moves. Watch Sub-Zero's torso fall almost as fast as Trump's approval rating. Gil-Monster's Rating: 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would identify as a staunch conservative who is pro-choice, but only before the twentieth trimester.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Yeah, I carpet bomb children and hospitals; what of it?"
Benjamin Netanyahu glaring like the Devil
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A husky falling on another.

"I forgot how to dog"
"Fuck you, Moon Moon"
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone and their housepets have already and correctly pointed out the pedophilia of this nugatory lech, so may I just add that "I hate the war, but" is not a condemnation of war
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is GHOULISH that a fictional character's appearance and voice is more sacrosanct than the life of its performer. Not digging up Gene Wilder to play Wonka again IS the respect, you absolute assholes
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Symon Heilögu (Commissions open) @symonheilogu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let's do an artshare! It's been a while since the last one ✒️ Repost and Like ✒️ Tag friends and mutuals ✒️No A.i/NFT ✒️No NSFW #art #artshare #illustration #comic #ink #lineart
Let's do an artshare! It's been a while since the last one

✒️ Repost and Like

✒️ Tag friends and mutuals

✒️No A.i/NFT

✒️No NSFW

#art #artshare #illustration #comic #ink #lineart
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WIZARD OF WOR (1980). The dark tone, the vicious monsters, the taunting wizard... after I played this at the arcade, I went home, grabbed pipe cleaners and a beer box, and immediately began building the monsters I saw and the maze they haunted. This molded me.
A screen shot of WIZARD OF WOR (1980). Two factions of Worriors traverse a space maze shooting at evil blue wolves.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oof. "Whatever" is right. We said that 10 minutes in, and every minute thereafter It wants to be JESSICA JONES by way of THE PHANTOM MENACE, but leaves out the former's likable lead and the latter's visible fight scenes I then saw the Lobo eps of SUPERMAN: TAS to remember he can be written WELL
A pixelated poster of SUPERGIRL reading "Truth. Justice. Whatever."
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