Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/06/2026I don't know why you would get a baby monitor JUST because you have a newborn infant, it makes no sense to me at all. Sure they start small too, but lizards grow very fast, and it will probably eat your child. 1432963
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםCrip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I'm not rabid - really! - but I'm not reading Klein even when he writes a good piece. While @ezraklein.bsky.social must, I am sure, have insights from time to time, he is not expert in a niche field that can never be understood without reading him. Meanwhile, he actively undermines moral standards. 2465
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםMike Wasson @mikewasson.net · 02/04/2026Back home, figured some pics would help with cataloguing (esp if owner wanted to keep). tried to put volumes together in order but I don’t read Hebrew, apologies if wrong, no offense intended. A bunch of volumes are missing so going to go see if any other bins nearby had any just in case 362
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםMike Wasson @mikewasson.net · 02/04/2026Can anyone connected to North London religious Judaism help me out? Just found a library of Hebrew religious texts (Talmud, rabbinic commentary, book of prayers, etc), maybe 30 nice hard cover books overflowing a public bin. Is there anyone who could use this I can give it to? 52521
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring. 7351251509
≠ Sea Lion כלב ים @seelion.bsky.social · 20/03/2026This is a unique genre of skeet: Totally unobjectionable and completely correct on its plain reading, absolutely wrong and horrifically bigoted when read in context. 1212
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםIsaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026this is one of the most amazing conversations I have ever seen on Bluesky. It’s a shame that the Louvre deleted his account because this should be framed 201192178
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםIsaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026when you're right you're right 25011
≠ Sea Lion כלב ים @seelion.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Try to guess the context. I dare you. (and definitely frog) 040
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםBobo The Talking Clown @bobottc.bsky.social · 30/01/2026people don't know how to handle a mostly virtuous person who is also massively annoying 2496956
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 15/01/2026hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again 1455401069
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםshort king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026ur safe here old man, we know the transphobes don't know how to read 1201
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםDaniel - Desert Apostate @hcexvangelical.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Me at McDonald's: I would like a Big Mac. McDonald's: That'll be $5.75 Me: *sigh* paywalled 652063
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםAndrew McClain @drewdiniskirino.bsky.social · 25/11/2025ARE YOU SAYING THE INTERNET HAS LIED TO ME?! 31232
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney. 525572
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 12/11/2025Uh-oh someone taught the menswear guy about kerning. 819016
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםDonaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar: "So I'm putting a team together..." Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door. 292279390
≠ Sea Lion כלב ים @seelion.bsky.social · 03/11/2025A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo stands in front of a group of men wearing hats with the letter a on themALT: a man in a tuxedo stands in front of a group of men wearing hats with the letter a on them 030
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 26/10/2025TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy. CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six. TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole... 9919134
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםJordan Davis @jordandavis.bsky.social · 28/07/2025The most Jewish thing is to tell other Jews they’re doing it wrong. The second most Jewish thing is to be wary of people who aren’t Jewish saying Jews are doing it wrong. The third most Jewish thing is the nine days. 24714
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer 3465091415
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Liberal purity tests are out of control. You can't even have Nazi tattoos now. 767091
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםNina says Free Link! @ninamelechen.bsky.social · 24/10/2025A+, no notes. Also, you’re wrong. 171
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםSkull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters 5177992358
≠ Sea Lion כלב ים @seelion.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Interfaith dialogue can be difficult because we often don't agree on the meaning of key concepts or terms BUT we must accept that our colloqutor's religion is valid & complete *for them* Shit like this is egregious, counterproductive & occurs all too often when Christians engage with Jews. 2233
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםhorse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 18/10/2025guy who brought the trans flag we iwo jima’d described himself as “yeah i was pretty neutral about trans people, think i still am honestly, but these people are being so goddamn weird about it that i gotta get off the fence” 181840321
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Unlike Jesus, I have returned. 1235461723
≠ Sea Lion כלב ים @seelion.bsky.social · 05/10/2025And we’ll fucking do it again! Honestly, I wish we *did* have this power to use against dumb fuck bigots. Fucking putz 040
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםBarrista @onbluskysku.bsky.social · 04/10/2025No you don’t get it when I said popular front I meant my front gets to be popular 0323
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/09/2025CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over 13745444
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 07/09/2025THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH. 3357642005
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19/09/2025So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...gofundme.comDonate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective PikajewTwo years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting 60776495
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםThe Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Was an extremely ugly baby born? 95087
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 15/09/2025For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct." 1783360089158
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםholden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 06/09/2025[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird] 182121445
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםKvetch & Release 🎣 @kvetchrelease.bsky.social · 19/08/2025A small Spaniard the size of a large Spaniard. 073
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםBenjamin راغب @benzado.com · 13/08/2025excuse me, we toss trash BAGS into the street. then our rats chew holes into the bags and spread the trash around. it's called an ✨ecosystem✨ 11413
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/07/2024DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value 232853843
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםjosephzander.bsky.social @josephzander.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Me, covered head to toe in sewage: time to leave while my hands are still clean 081
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםGail Carriger @gailcarriger.bsky.social · 01/07/2025An old favorite for the last few hours of Pride month. 610012
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםAbby @arobertswrites.com · 30/06/2025People want the individualism, freedom, and privacy of modernity with a pre-modern lifestyle. 0111
≠ Sea Lion כלב ים @seelion.bsky.social · 30/06/2025No he hasn’t. That isn’t true. Absolutely baby brained. Two day shipping vs social security, food safety, workplace safety standards, etc etc etc. Bah! 060
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםBoo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 18/06/2025Where do you stand regarding the word “decimate”? (Honestly, it’s only useful about 10% of the time…) 3405
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 09/06/2025DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors. 113110802657
Reposted by ≠ Sea Lion כלב יםJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 16/08/2024IT IS TIME The man looked up from his beach chair. "Really?" He said. "I've only just retired." Death held up a timer. A single grain was about to fall. And then... It didn't. CURIOUS Vetinari shrugged. "I've only just discovered drinks with little umbrellas. I'll let it fall in a bit" 1/17 471712516
