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gonna try and get into kalecki and not living in a hell hole idk

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 11h
I think you can have a justice system that is about holding dangerous people away from society and hopefully rehabilitating and treating some of them. Or I think you can have a torture barn. And I think as long as you insist on the torture barn, you can’t have the first.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 12h
if you're going to have execution, have the courage of your convictions and do it in the more gruesome but less painful ways. lethal injection is such cowardice
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 12h
she asked to be hanged precisely because she was afraid of a botched lethal injection. jesus christ
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i personally feel that mamdani should stick to the jewish community like glue and flush out these freaks
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 14h
I think every bomb we provide to a genocidal power should be armed and falling at a reasonable speed
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you want to know what 'Zohran filling potholes' looks like at the federal executive level it's this. little but noticeable steps towards accountability. it doesn't make the structural crises go away, but it makes them a hell of a lot less noticeable and buys you good will.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 21h
@sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com does the best job imo of explicitly describing the ideological goals of the thought leaders of the reactionary right along with the actual emotional goals for the base population of the reactionary right
Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory. Women's subservience is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Children's obedience is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Fathers' right to rule their families is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Pedophilia is the natural outcome of all these ideologies: children are the property of men. MAGA has made a religion of patriarchy. In many cases, this toxic vine is wound deeply through their actual religious practices of fundamentalist Christianity. If that is the theory, pedophilia is the practice. The evidence is there, if you're willing to look.
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 22h
A shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt ton of dudes will reflexively pay lip service to cruel, bigoted, exclusive, and patriarchal institutions because they either explicitly or instinctually understand deference to these structures protects their own standing in the masculinity pecking order.
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn fr?
A screenshot of the post quoted in the following skeet

"Democrats seem headed for big wins, but one avenue for self-sabotage would be adopting R's framing on trans rights.

@billiejsweeney.bsky.social spoke with insiders incl Lanae Erikson of Third Way and Rep. Sarah McBride for this substanial piece of new reporting."

The title of the included article reads 
"Democrats Lose by Punching Down on Trans Issues, Strategists Say - Assigned Media

Insiders, including at centrist think tank Third Way, are cautioning Democratic candidates against echoing Rep..."
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the prestigious and socially significant white fraternities are also absolutely entities for cultivating power, and it's no insignificant fact that they tolerate sexual abuse because they are structured to benefit those who want to have a hierarchical, domineering and masculine social order
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The Machine (secret society) - Wikipedia
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i do really love the Danis, they're barely on screen for an episode, but they are written with such a subtle but intense dignity and sense of community that is incredibly heart warming
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This post has made me realize like 4 yrs after first watching Andor how funny the Danis are written to be. A culture and a people who value fragrance and smells who *just so happen* to always smell bad in the presence of their oppressors lol
Twitter user John Duncan quotes a tweet by Dr. Ally Louks.

Dr. Louks' post is a picture of her along with her white and orange dog. she and her dog are sitting in her garden with flowers and grass. It is important to know Ally is looking off into the left distance, holding a light saber. Her image is captioned "Me and my ewok say 'may the force be with you'😌"

John Duncan's quote: Me when I think about how in Andor the Imperial commanders at Aldani are obsessed with how the indigenous population "stink"
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you make any sort of money off betting or are a sharp, they also just ban you lol
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A(probably AI) 6 frame reimagining of the sopranos fiber optic scene, where members of the gang are dressed in imperial Japanese army uniforms

where:
Top left, Christopher Moltisanti asks: Fuck's that?

Top right, a picture of Japan's holdings in manchuria

Middle left, a guy who's name I don't remember, says: Manchuria 

Middle right, Vito says: Lotta money in this shit

Bottom left, Christopher Moltisanti: Oh yeah?

Bottom right, Patsy. Patsy shrugs with an affirming smirk, with an intent of lucrative mischief
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think about this constantly. if it wouldn't make kate sad i'd add a requirement in my will that this be read out loud at my funeral and described as a cause of my death. and i'd say they gotta hire a guy to impersonate bernie, too.
bernie v chotiner: "> Every time he was attacking Donald Trump’s record, he would just pause. I mean, the idea that this candidate, who’s going to be eighty-two this year, is going to—

May I?

> Yeah, please.

I’m not aware that anyone thinks that Joe Biden is the best candidate in the history of the world, or that he’s an ideal candidate, and nobody will argue with you that he has a . . . [trails off] He admitted it. Sometimes he gets confused about names. You’re right—sometimes he doesn’t put three sentences together. It is true. But the reality of the moment is, in my view, he is the best candidate the Democrats have for a variety of reasons, and trying, in an unprecedented way, to take him off the ticket would do a lot more harm than good.

> And then there’s this substantive question about whether he can be President for four more years. You have no concerns about that?

Look, I have concerns about everything, you know? And everybody should have concerns about everything. As a nation, we do a very poor job, both in Congress and in the media, of focussing on issues that impact the working class. So I would much prefer to have somebody who can’t put three sentences together who is setting forth an agenda that speaks to the needs of working-class people: raising the minimum wage, making it easier for workers to join unions, dealing with the existential threat of climate change, protecting women’s reproductive rights, building millions of units of affordable housing—

>Right, but you have to get elected for all these things to happen.

All right, but I am saying that the American people are not stupid and they"
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bernie humiliated himself to isaac chotiner in defense of biden lmfao. the congressional left was his last ally.
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
once we kill the Republican party, to make sure fascism can never win again, we'll have to make elections more representative and un-gerrymanderable. we have to kill the two party system.
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i feel like an escapee from a schoolhouse rock themed jail when i say this but it depresses me so much to see these people reflexively running cover for the idea that democracy means you pick a lord to swear fealty to and the lord's obligation is to manage a society in stasis. get UP omg.
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The democratic party is the only possible venue for anti-fascism to succeed in this country and so many DNC centralists treat such a faxt as a sacred truth rather than a regretful tragedy
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this argument would be stronger if congressional leaders, dnc leaders, and the harris campaign hadn't treated uncommitted like shit scraped off their shoes. still dumb to be clear. but stronger
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They shouldn't HAVE BREATHLESSLY ENGAGED IN GENOCIDE THEN!
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so much of what centrist hand-sitters miss is that political leaders have to *lead*. popularism and ineffective incrementalism will leave you in the fucking dust if you have no fucking principles or virtues to guide your interactions with the voting public
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
incredibly illuminating paragraph about how the global petro-fascist internationale is in economic retreat
Ukrainian strikes on Russian energy infrastructure have also disrupted refinery operations as Moscow already moved to restrict diesel exports, further tightening supplies. Additionally, Iran-backed Houthi's advancing and attacking along Yemen's coast has further restricted Middle East oil transport out of another key shipping route - the Bab al-Mandab Strait.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No amnesty @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
holy fuck man furiosa is so goddamn good
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
they got Kimmy "Daughters of the Confederacy" Schmidt doing Kohls commercials now
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
77% of Democratic voters agree Israel has committed genocide in Gaza. 74% oppose additional economic and military aid to Israel. So far, only Rashida Tlaib and Chris Rabb are signed onto this campaign to keep the officials complicit in that genocide out of future administrations:
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 17/09/2026
When will the people who argued in April 2025 that Democrats should stay silent on immigration own up to being frankly just disastrously wrong about the politics of mass deportations? Their punditry basically bordered on enablement
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
longtermism is such a fucking farce of a moral philosophy that it manages to be a bastardization of consequentialism while also totally inverting the concept of net present value
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lmfaoooooo "if someone is rude to cops imagine how they treat their family" big brain as shit hell yeah
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 16/09/2026
El Mackle Moor will be memorialized
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 15/09/2026
I know this one because of my Guatemalan wife. Guatemala, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Honduras and Costa Rica all declared independence on the 15th, Mexico on the 16th, Chile on the 18th. Therefore Hispanic Heritage starts on the 15th. Also, Día de la Raza is Oct 12th.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Boston Globe editorial board endorsed Seth Moulton over Markey. The NYT Editorial Board said to rank any candidate except Mamdani. This is part of the story behind the Democratic Tea Party that has been happening. Party establishment and press establishment both losing the base.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
attacking trans people hurts dem politicians and that take is missing from this whole news cycle. dems attacking trans people makes it more likely you will lose, defending trans people makes it more likely they win I want democrats to win so they need to defend trans people
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
obviously earnest bigots are consequentially and politically worse but it is funny how much dishonest bigotry is more interpersonally offensive to ppl on here
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 12/09/2026
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Dave Against The Machine🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they're already attacking him for being pro-trans anyway, so you might as well be vocally pro-trans. when will people learn that you do not need to ever validate a fascist narrative?
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The popularists would continue to point toward the VOD of the stream as favoring their side of the debate, despite it ending with Starmer's execution. This oversight would be due entirely to the fact that Yglesias had already been prematurely gratified by the thumbnail and title
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
tapping the sign
katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 10/09/2026
Check out who the senior campaign adviser for this meeting was in 2020
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Biden will not condition aid to Israel 'period, full stop', campaign adviser says
In a briefing with a pro-Israel group, senior Biden aide repeated Israeli quote which is seen as a racist trope against Arabs and Palestinians
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
war thunder youtuber just referred to a friendly player as Broam Chomsky
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it is unforgivable how Democrats are granting the right's premise about trans kids in sports even as they attempt to navigate a "moderate" position so they don't look so bad (hint: not possible) they have literally regressed! the first bathroom bans did not have this kind of bipartisan support!!!
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the D primary base wants unwavering partisan hacks for social liberalism and I really wish the political consultant industrial complex would get that into their heads
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 09/09/2026
The US Declaration of Independence and French Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights all gesture at the correct idea— the people are supreme and entities are not.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 09/09/2026
Anyone well versed enough in basic liberalism 101 can recognize that the ideal formula is that the state actually has the opposite of a "right" to existence.
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
need to read this book bc we're im guessing we have to explain to 45 y/o white women that shit like this is real
an image of the christmas club from PTA's one battle after another;

5 pasty ass white dudes aged 50 to 85 are silhouetted by a mural of a pheasant in nature
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short king simp↙↙↙ @yeospaceman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There are two wolves inside you
gabbs @girlboss.capital

i haven't seen this graph either... might cry

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olivier poplin enjoyer @verynormalguy....

I love this graph, it keeps me warm at night.

it's the best graph
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