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Julia Mariani

@seedkeeper.juliamariani.com
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All my little words. Champagne in a pint glass.

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 05/10/2026
I'm the youngest sibling, so it's hard to pin point the first... VHS covers of Leprechaun or Critters (I had a VERY active imagination) probably
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything someone shares here from Twitter looks like what you’d see on a console in Fallout
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aline @tdbem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinamente gosto do nosso ritual eleitoral. É como o réveillon de ano novo, começa fora e longe daqui, com os brasileiros espalhados pelo mundo, e vai se desenrolando hora após hora. A gente manifesta nossos votos com as cores das roupas e, no fim do dia, recebe o futuro.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 01/10/2026
I prefer to say pre-algorithm internet because even Facebook was plenty of fun before that trash
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"O Livro do Desassossego", fala logo Livro da Inquietação, do Siricutico, no Nervoso, mania de falar difícil eu hein
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 29/09/2026
Muse Can See Everything
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 30/09/2026
Man a good mattress really makes you believe a better world is possible
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought this Land Before Time cel and it's crazy how much detail is lost with what's available to stream online :(
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eu tenho a impressão que qualquer coisa vale se for por app. Homicídio? Crime, inaceitável. Tem um app aqui que mata pessoas? Interessante, funciona?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 25/09/2026
I have a kramfors eBay alert. I unfortunately sold mine, and have been looking to buy a non leather one. Nice to see a another fan here
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've signed up to be a mentor through Arts Emergency, which pairs people in creative industries with young people from underrepresented backgrounds hoping to work in the arts. If that's something you are interested in, you can also sign up! They're always looking for mentors: www.arts-emergency.org
arts-emergency.org
Arts Emergency
We help young people get a fair start in the arts and humanities
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Muito triste o inglês, um idioma que precisa dizer "they read me to filth" por não ter o verbo "esculhambar")
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 23/09/2026
I recently told my mom a vivid memory of being taught archival best practices (don't fold, rolled it, etc..) when I was like 9? Why? Her hypothesis was that the teachers were on strike and this was some student's mother filling in.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 21/09/2026
we've lost recipes
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Fantastic news Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history" via Daniel Lismore Donate here rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 22/09/2026
Eu sempre imaginei a vida do Justin Bieber assim
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Dr. Pedro Sexypants @dr-sexypants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GALINHA MÚMIA 🚨 GALINHA MÚMIA 🚨 GALINHA MÚMIA 🚨
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I am amazed that for a few years we had the ability to instantly access information through an almost perfect search engine and the makers of that search engine decided hundreds of billions wasn’t enough profit so they destroyed it
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MAKE SOME NEW GLORY DAYS WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
False Dmitry III: yeah so the three Dmitries before me have gotten murdered but I think I've got this
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Freddy Hicarus @freddy1138.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The world's first international holiday.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 13/09/2026
London free museum now have chugger at the entrance. They should position them at the EXIT, and stop ruining the beautiful grand entrances. "good bye, have a nice day, can I suggest a one pound donation for each piece you loved today?"
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 13/09/2026
Gatekeeping having a good time
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 13/09/2026
I honestly don't understand dj clubbing.. is a bunch of boring shit until they start the actual hits at 2am. Are not deserving of goodness at midnight? Must we endure mediocrity to prove our worthiness?
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 12/09/2026
Msg q recebi de uma amiga
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 09/09/2026
I love explaining to gringos that o don't like caipirinha but I love caipisake de morango 🍓 and if they are familiar with Theseus Ship?
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 08/09/2026
It's funny because I consider Americans to always assume you are having a good day and Brits always assume you are having a bad day. Maybe that gets swapped when they go drinking.
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ana de armas na gira de tranca rua @heptassilabo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
esse final de semana muitos amigos meus ficaram impressionados q eu sabia falar baço em inglês e eu só pensando assim claramente vocês não foram jovens com depressao aguda na aula de literatura do ensino médio se identificando com os românticos de segunda geração e a coisa do ~spleen~
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 07/09/2026
But surely this tries to solve a partner not making a commitment but taking full advantaged of the other person? We have something similar in Brazil to protect non-working "live in girlfriends" looking after children while the men builds up equity
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
that's right, I know all the tools and have developed countertools so they no longer work. welcome to thunderdome
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A man says "yeah, you're right, it's just lazy. He says "that's the brilliance of the comic, you can read the panels in any order." Another man says "these panels are not in the proper order." He then say "no, you can't..."
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Roman clay hot water bottles in the shape of human body parts used for therapeutic purposes some 2,000 years ago! Found in a building which may have been a healing centre. Paphos Archaeological Museum, Cyprus 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a museum display at Paphos Archaeological Museum of ancient Roman red clay vessels shaped like human body parts each of which has a spout with a handle either side, allowing it to be filled with hot water or oil. The clay walls of the vessels are only 3 mm thick so that heat would be conducted to the body. They are comparable in size to the corresponding human parts of the body including ears, torso, groin, hands, thigh, knee, shin, and feet. They are mounted for the display over a simple outline of a human figure, illustrating their possible therapeutic use around 2,000 years ago.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this is why i can never go back to renting. i NEED the freedom to glue papier mache hands to my ceiling. it is my ART
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The punk subreddit is furiously debating whether Dolly was punk or not and it’s hilarious www.reddit.com/r/punk/s/aSa...
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 27/08/2026
But you can have a better alarm app instead! One that offers different lengths of snooze for example, loving that
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 26/08/2026
Well, finally made me download a better alarm app, what a horrid sight
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 26/08/2026
You can just film the floor then
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Katie Freeway fka Alex Haus of Decline shaves her legs in the tub. She asks herself "wait, am I doing this because I want to or because this is what society expects of women?" She considers this for a moment, then goes back to shaving her legs.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“It’s impossible that Jason Arday could have got his post without DEI,” say people about an industry which can find 200 academics willing to sign a letter in support of David Miller and another 200 academics willing to support Nathan Cofnas.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 22/08/2026
Pai do Vorcaro vai preso
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Icelandic teenagers tossing baby puffins off a cliff.
5 teenagers on a cliff in Vestmannaeyjar. Three are holding baby puffins, about to throw them off the cliff. One teen records with a smartphone while the fifth watches from behind. 

The baby puffins are found in town, confused by the lights. They're caught, weighed, boxed up, and tossed off the cliffs to fledge.
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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 19/08/2026
I think a lot about when smartphone apps started being a thing and they all promised us to help us be a better version of ourselves
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