Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 13hSleepy Hollow, the classic one season wonder that had no idea what to do with itself afterwards 190
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 19hThe hope that my heat would be Normal this year- already dashed 140
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Post shot day both tired and achy BUT one can read and do laundry 070
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Starting the weekend off rightstatic.klipy.comShots No SleepALT: Shots No Sleep 010
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wonder how many banned substances were in that… 150
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ok some of my radiation burns DO look like a partial handprint 110
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy birthday @ragesinggoddess.bsky.social !static.klipy.comBrad Pitt in Troy: Take ItALT: Brad Pitt in Troy: Take It 021
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026why is August 100 years long and September approximately 25 minutes 060
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A very merry fuck you to people who honk when I don’t drive into oncoming traffic like they seem to want 030
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtu.be/MnCPNCFJk4cyoutu.beGarbage "#1 Crush" Lorely Festival 1998YouTube video by absolutegarbage 0112
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It is important to always remember the internet’s true purpose: developing parasocial relationships with others people’s pets 0192
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s always a good D&D game when you can use Finger of Death 120
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The throughline of the movies I’ve watched today is that it’s very bad when women Want Too Much (Leave Her To Heaven; The Wicked Lady) 160
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My desire to not be wasteful vs my desire to not buy used bedding: fight 130
Reposted by Arcane NinjaYour Favorite Bad Movie Podcast @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026OUT NOW: Bonus Episode 1: The Room, now available exclusively at patreon.com/favoritebadmoviepodcastyoutu.beBonus Episode 1: The Room OFFICIAL TRAILERYouTube video by Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast 052
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nothing wrong with me that a 1 million hour massage wouldn’t fix 0111
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Love to fuck up a work presentation in front of the bossstatic.klipy.comJon Hamm as Don Drape Screams InternallyALT: Jon Hamm as Don Drape Screams Internally 010
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I have lunch early that makes Going Home further away … 030
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Magpie does something I call the Trot of Innocence, where I call out that I know she is doing a crime (clawing into the linen closet) & she pot-pot-pots into the room I’m in with a literal halo over her evil head 1190
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Señor Blueski Twerp of the day has absolutely categorized any laundry/cooking/cleaning labor under ‘Wife-disregard’ 0100
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Someone in this household has decided she no longer cares for her wet food, and I’m really in no mood to conduct a wet food audition 🫠 030
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My beam-zapping ordeal isstatic.klipy.comDanny Devito Says 'DONE'ALT: Danny Devito Says 'DONE' 3170
Reposted by Arcane NinjaCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026New life goal unlocked: old woman who suddenly appears by the edge of the forest holding her cat. Photo from my collection, no date/info.  301314125
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Feel-alikes for radiation treatment: -alien abduction -capture by Auric Goldfinger -that part in Basil of Baker St where they’re stuck in the big mouse trap 1140
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Traffic so bad I’m ready to cry happy Tuesday 100
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Have been hit by the iPhone curse (battery draining super fast after an OS update) 000
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The thing is, even if you’re not good, you too can learn and practice and get better! 2141
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You know the weather is Wet when your hang-dry clothes just don’t… dry 060
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It’s totally a nutritional need being met and not a BS fad at all you guys 3170
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Reactivated my Criterion Channel sub; now taking recommendations 7100
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026PSA you can make yourself cheese fries whenever you want 2131
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh those misspellings you accept, LL, fascinating 011
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trying to “lock” “in” on a Friday afternoon has … challenges 030
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026More and more I think that advertising should just be illegal 1100
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am so grateful that Kraft finally put out a gf version of their mac&cheese 050
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think that the basic literacy of AI users has degraded so badly that they no longer think anyone else can read words either 040
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026An intolerably huge phone that folds is NOT the vibe 160
Arcane Ninja @a-ninja-magpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026As soon as I am finished with my current ordeals I am going to become absoLUTEly unhinged 060
