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Seamau5

@seamau5.bsky.social
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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me they/them/theirs older than ICE 🌊🐭

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Climate Defiance @climatedefiance.bsky.social · 11h
Last week we chased Chuck Schumer out of his own Amazon-sponsored tent.
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Saly "and more" @salylockheart.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Cab Calloway
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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 11h
has anyone ever noticed that apocalypse now is a very boring movie?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12h
They’re laughing at you, this was deliberate
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12h
They're trying to steal the election. The Plot to Enslave America
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Helvetica Blanc @helveticablanc.bsky.social · 11h
From the Archives — 2023 09 27 - 10 03 — Divination 9: helveticablanc.com/20231003-div... — #helveticablanc #wormsong #wormrote #divination
A figure sits above a waterfall on a cliffside with an archway in the foreground. On the archway is a bowl holding a star, and within the arch is a line of Wormrōte meaning 'ease'. In the upper left of the frame is a grouping of five small circles divided into two on the left and three on the right.
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Nithya Raman @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social · 16h
LA is HOT. But does it have to be this hot? Did you know shade from a single tree can drop temps by 20° or more? Yet working-class neighborhoods like South LA, East LA, and the Valley get the least tree coverage and bear the brunt of extreme heat. Let's finally cool things down for everyone.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Michelle Miller @michelleimiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Chair Fight is common in retail and comes down to control. My first thought that it’s particularly discriminatory to pregnant women. The second is the extremely fuzzy definition of “fitness standards” and how those are measured.
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How-Sen Chong @how-sen.com · 02/10/2026
Listen: I don’t want to minimize the danger of high e-bike speeds. But if the problem here is that stores sell e-bikes that can drive faster than legal limits, then where’s the story about how literally *every car dealership has been doing the same thing for decades*?!?
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Hidden cameras show some stores unlocking speed limits on e-bikes, selling e-scooters that go up to 120 km/h | CBC News
A new hidden camera investigation by Marketplace shows how some stores are selling e-scooters and e-bikes with top speeds much higher than provincial speed limits and with recommended rider ages young...
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 21h
When job growth was 5-10x this per month under Joe Biden, we were having a nonstop National Conversation™️ about the imminent recession & being told that only the unemployed cared about jobs, but everyone cared about inflation.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18h
"I have a harem of dozens of women who are my employees to fuck and have my children as I please" is one of the ultimate goals of the billionaire class and one of the main reasons they are so keen to fuck the labor market (so desirable women are desperate enough to sign up for this)
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 16h
NEW: DHS agents tracked people observing ICE arrests, photographed them, ran their plates, pulled personal information, and added them to a Palantir database, according to newly unsealed court filings. w/ @regret.bsky.social
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ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 17h
a purposefully crewd screenshot of a sad looking cat with oldschool meme text, “OH BOY… HERE WE GO AGAIN” the screenshot leaves in just enough to tell that this is from a google image search and says “depressed cat meme - imgflip Visit >”
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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 19h
just because youre still on twitter doesnt make you a republican, it just means that youre ok financially supporting the largest producer of CSAM history has ever seen
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 21h
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A pink and gray poster: featuring a guillotine shaded in black halftones. The words "IT ENDS HERE", and an arrow and a manicule pointing towards the head hole of the guillotine. A white star in the middle of it. at the bottom of the poster, a painting of flames in turquoise, with the words "nothing to lose" and other embelishments in pink.
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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 20h
my lichenstein opinion that no one asked for is: he shouldve paid a lot of money to the original artist whose work he was recontextualizing
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 20h
Horseman
A drawing of the headless horseman riding a horse and holding a jack o lantern
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 20h
thinking about pizzahugs this morning. a 2012-2013 era joke poster who was the first person in that space really pushing their donations link. got to a point where he was harrassing anybody with a following for not retweeting it every day. "you're killing me, you're killing my dog" type stuff
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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 21h
just saw an attack ad against Nithys Raman that was like “she did NOT vote to criminalize being homeless” like ok cool
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I no-shit used my autistic daughter's "big emotions" excuse with my blue collar construction trades boss today when he was asking me about a very toxic client. I said "I'm sorry but this dude gives me big emotions" and he completely understood
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 22h
this is no longer a joke
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/10/2026
Yeah so we all just got tear gassed on the way out of Rocky Horror, be careful downtown
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/10/2026
Far as I can tell from nobody else posting about it this seems to have been pretty localized to the State Theatre at the moment Rocky Horror got out, so I think they just threw some tear gas canisters at the fags? Charming!
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An unannounced change took effect on September 15, adding another layer of difficulty for thousands of families and lawyers trying to locate detained loved ones. Read more: lataco.com/final-remova... By Aisha Wallace-Palomares, Izzy Ramirez, and Jaylyn Preslicka
Two masked immigration agents detaining a man and walking him toward a car. 

Headline reads "Read This If Your Loved One Has a Final ‘Removal Order’"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're going to try to steal it
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 02/10/2026
The west wing ruined real democratic politics for the last 20 years
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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 23h
POV LA city council: LAPD goes millions of dollars over budget every year paying settlements for all the innocent citizens (and pets) that they abuse and kill, they work private security jobs while on the clock, sucking up all the cities money. What are we gonna do? make them a tv show!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This really made me laugh
A screenshot from Reddit:

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How do you feel about Dave Grohl? Any thoughts or opinions?
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Nick Andert @nickandert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this one's funny. i love when inept people get caught by shit like forgetting to scrub metadata
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My fall 2026 drawing Night Crossing is available as a 4x6 print Only $10 here: www.freebensears.com/product/nigh...
Drawing of a night time street scene. Some opossums are walking around on tree branches and privacy walls. Leaves are falling down around them.
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 01/10/2026
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
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California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
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Seamau5 @seamau5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
swassie is my new karezi
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish her a very sue the shit out of the state, win, and have her sentence commuted.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the government should fund a program qhere young people apprentice under him so someone still knows how to do this stuff
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of my favorite pages from Luxury Ball (2016)
Cover of the Luxury Ball zine. Roselia in a flowing formal gown, sitting on a pokeball, with the words “Luxury Ball” in aggressively loopy cursive. James from the Pokemon anime in heels and a strapless sequin dress, sitting on top of his partner Weezing. Deoxys in its speed an attack forms. Deoxys speed wears a form-fitting romper with a cape, Deoxys attack wears pearl earrings and tiara and a flowing single-shoulder dress. Sableye wears a cowl dress and several jeweled accessories. She’s sitting on top of a Probobass, who seems unbothered.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 01/10/2026
Gavin Newsom supports revenge porn, Gavin Newsom supports pedophile stalkers
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Plot to Enslave America is real and this is it. They're going for it unless we stop them
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michigan j fag @bongfurby.org · 01/10/2026
i don't want a car i want to ride trains and streetcars everywhere
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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you buy one of these, I'll alter the bulge in for $10
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been days since I've gone through four layers of multifactor authentication to log into a barely functional SQL server and I almost feel human again
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 30/09/2026
Anyways, if you haven’t go listen to Wendy Carlos’ “Beauty in the Beast” or “Digital Moonscapes” right now. There’s no way to do it while supporting her unfortunately, but you can at least celebrate her genius and dream of a better tomorrow
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LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @controller.lacity.gov · 30/09/2026
🚨 UPDATE LA28 FAILED to provide us with any of the financial docs we requested and that they are contractually obligated to provide. We requested these to give you TRANSPARENCY on their finances related to the Olympics since LA TAXPAYERS ARE ON THE HOOK if it goes over budget.
LA Times article: With LA taxpayers on the line for the 2028 Olympics, a call for more transparency 

Images of LA28 logo
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