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Scry Disaster @scrydisaster.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Simple pleasures or hard-fought joys? I know a lot of people would tout the latter, declaring it the only way to live, and I know just as many who want an ease of life, the comforts. My Christmas Cactus is blooming and it breaks my heart with joy.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
saw a post saying the hiroshima bomb was necessary to end the war, feel again obliged to point out that it was not. what they actually mean to say is 'to end the war with japan accepting an unconditional surrender,' something which is also not true but at least more arguable
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Scry Disaster @scrydisaster.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Little bloom
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🌱Sita Art🌱 Comms open @sitaart.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
✨ A stoat of many talents
Illustration: a stoat jester juggling daggers
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BERNERI ✧ @berneri.horse · 15/12/2024
SWEARWOLVES (we are not werewolves, we are swearwolves!) #art ✧ #wolf ✧ #swearwolves ✧ #cursing ✧ #stickerdesign
Sticker sheet design with floating wolf heads on a dark red background and all of them are swearing with different expressions. There are texts as follows: "Fuck off, dick, well motherfucker, what the hell, cunts and are you seeing this shit"
There is also a title that just says SWEARWOLVES with a black text
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Niléane @mastodon.nileane.fr · 24/12/2024
This German meme was just brought to my attention and I feel obligated to reshare it here Frohe Weihnachten
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Here is a nice mushroom
A single 1” tall splitgill mushroom grows off the end of a broken branch, upturned so it’s underside can be viewed against a brown forest background 

All photos by me
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Normally people would be suspicious about things like this but with a cybertruck everyone is just like “yeah they do that sometimes”
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
New year, new me
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
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Dave Capdevielle @cadaverdave.com · 01/01/2025
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 31/12/2024
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
When you find out your cat has an OnlyFans. 📷: Leo, owner of @nyanna22.bsky.social
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around! My theremin: OOOOOoooo
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Scry Disaster @scrydisaster.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I dunno, I just like winter. Everything feels brittle, like it's made of glass, like it's all a flat and delicate, and a single, quick breath could undo it all.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
A nude trans woman has on dog paws, ears and a tail. She says "I'm a naughty little doggy" Her partner, also dressed as a dog, looks at her phone and smokes a cig. Non-committally she says "uhhh... uwu... woof and shit, etc." Disinterestedly, she takes a drag of her cig and scrolls on her phone. With great sadness, she confesses to her partner "*sigh* my heart's really not in this puppygirl stuff anymore." Her partner looks devastated.
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Frank & Joe 🇨🇦 @thehardyboycats.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Glamour model Joe, working his angles
A handsome tabby cat sitting in a big white armchair. His ample belly is on full display and a fat polydactyl paw rests casually on his thigh. He’s relaxed and looking into the camera.
#CatsOfBlueSky
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Dirty Dancing teaches that abortion rights are good and you should never date a guy who reads Ayn Rand, which is 90% of what you need to get through life
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
nosferatu was pretty good but would it have killed him to smile a little??
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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This is without question the most beautiful dinosaur I have ever seen.
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
you have to read books or were not gonna make it
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Scott Barolo @sbarolo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
tired: Quote-dunking wired: Replying wordlessly with my patented Skeptical Columbo screengrab
Peter Falk as Columbo, with a disbelieving and almost pitying expression what you just posted
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sat @fogs.land · 28/12/2024
enemy of heaven stance
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Scry Disaster @scrydisaster.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Me and goobers
Velka, looking dramatically PAST the cameraChernobyl, in the only bad picture I've gotten of her
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I think about this quote a lot
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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chester, omter @fratboychester.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
i ate your cards when you werent looking #art #chestervr
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Hamlet holds up Yorick's skull and say "alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio..." Horatio interjects "bro, we should turn his skull into a bong." Hamlet says "dude.. sick." Hamlet smokes weed out of the Yorick skull bong. Horatio eats a bag of chips.
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Tomten’s Human @kreid27.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
In all his fuzzy glory. Tomten spends roughly 50% of his waking time showing belly. #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky #cutepets #fuzzypets #cats #floof
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat? My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive Mushroom spore: ok i wait
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🍄Maze🍄 @meaninglez.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
"Hey sport. Merge with me in about 5?" "Hey kiddo. How's about you watch me shed my skin and abandon my humanity." "Hey son. Got an old god who's gonna be usin my body as a vessel for a while. And guess who I got signed up to be his concubine?"
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Vivek Ramaswamy is posting through the high-skilled immigration discourse on the Bad Place and 1. lol thinking Whiplash is a role model 2. This is such a 90s/early 2000s argument? I half expect him to start talking about violent video games.
A culture that venerates Cory from “Boy Meets World,” or Zach & Slater over Screech in “Saved by the Bell,” or ‘Stefan’ over Steve Urkel in “Family Matters,” will not produce the best engineers.

(Fact: I know *multiple* sets of immigrant parents in the 90s who actively limited how much their kids could watch those TV shows precisely because they promoted mediocrity…and their kids went on to become wildly successful STEM graduates).

More movies like Whiplash, fewer reruns of “Friends.” More math tutoring, fewer sleepovers. More weekend science competitions, fewer Saturday morning cartoons. More books, less TV. More creating, less “chillin.” More extracurriculars, less “hanging out at the mall.”
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Scott Barolo @sbarolo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Just watched a Netflix stand-up special from Nate Bargatze (whom I had never heard of) and I gotta say, social media has really honed my appreciation of people who can craft a banger in the fewest possible words. Recommended
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Detective Mills: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Gwyneth: relax darling, it's just a candle Detective Mills: oh dear god no, I really hate Christmas
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
You really can't judge a person based on a single restraining order.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I know we all love Jake Paul, but I have discovered some things about his Mike Tyson fight that suggests he may not be the good guy we all think he is: youtu.be/ktLaMInfono
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The problem: Due to the nature of capital CEOs are the only population that when attacked gets treated as a serious problem meanwhile school shootings occur en masse. The plan: we will make a mega corporation called KidCo LLC with 72 million Co-CEOs so these crimes are stopped
Nathan fielder of Nathan for you
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
would be kinda funny to give that guy all his apes back now
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
If you’re a social media user who’s expressed anything other than condemnation for the murder of UnitedHealthcare's CEO, counterterrorism authorities might consider you an “extremist" per NYPD intel report:
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Read the NYPD’s Mangione report the media won't publish
Post-Luigi, the "extremist" threat is you
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Fluffy McCuddles @jamma313.blacksky.app · 27/12/2024
Sausage gravy is one of the easiest breakfast items to make. 1.5-2 pounds of whichever sausage. (Breakfast, Italian, Chorizo) 2 Cups of whichever milk (no skim) but plant-based works fine. Pinch of garlic. Pinch of onion powder. 2 pinches Black pepper. Tiny bit of salt if needed (it's usually not).
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Tom Astle @tjalamont.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Bridalveil Fall, Yosemite, the day after Christmas. The pale rock in the upper right reminded me of a hawk or eagle head. Or maybe a chicken. Whichever works for you. 📷
A photo of a portion of a long, thin waterfall against a dark rock face. The falls are framed in the left third. The rock face on the right is almost black below, with yellow patches of vegetation. The upper right corner is paler rock, and looks a bit like the head of a hawk or eagle or chicken in profile. The fall is Bridalveil Fall in Yosemite, by the way.
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈A Fancy Whimsy - Kindle @samhanepublishing.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Might be time for this
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Just washed a slice of cake down with a Slimfast.
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