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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hot take but Phantom Menace is the best of the prequels.

Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Update: Blonde Wife has politely requested that I stop calling Yellowjackets "That show where all the girls are eating each-other out."

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Dating a DID chick and making sure all her alters get tested. No way I'm letting the clap come in on the back of a strange personality I had nothing to do with.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Having a catgirl girlfriend would be annoying because whenever she fell asleep on you it would be illegal to disturb her.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

POV: your crotch and legs turned into a single sycamore tree.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Missed opportunity that tickets to the 50 Cent Concert featuring Nickleback didn't cost 45 cents.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I have a box of vintage candy canes still in mint condition.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

POV: Lesbians flirting with each-other.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Why is it that whenever Rick Berman wanted to show that a woman had turned evil he just made her bisexual?

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Obviously if you want an assault rifle you need two letters from mental health professionals stating your desire for one, another letter from your PCP, and one year of lived experience in your desired plate carrier.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen has used. It was enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Conditions are ideal for an Indiana University Football championship

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

In 2028 I'm voting for whoever promises to decriminalize shoplifting from Hobby Lobby.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

This year I was visited by the spirits of Christmas Past, Present, and Future and all three of them just wanted to make out and play Magic: the Gathering.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

The transfeminine urge to be hyper aware of your surroundings while in public.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

If you've ever drunk two cups of coffee and then taken a nap, you probably have ADHD.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Does anyone want to buy a doll off of me? It's normal.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

These two snakes were snuggling in a boot together.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Why yes that is a jar of literal pumpkin spice I keep on my counter at all times in case I need it. Yes I am a white girl. No I will not apologize. Pumpkin spice is good, actually, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I really should have thought harder about how it would feel to fork over money for bills and shit when I made my credit card's nickname on Google "Creddy Cardo."

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I wanna shoplift from Home Depot with you.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Looking to get boned. (Have all my ribs removed)

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I found furries outside the Gerald R Ford Presidential Library and Museum.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

They should do a remake of Breaking Bad except it's Hank and John Green. They cook ethical meth and instead of cancer they're trying to cure tuberculosis and "Worldsuck."

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2025

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

thenation.com

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning

The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

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Aaron Weiss (no relation) @aweiss.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

so the second guy the cops fingered for the Kirk shooting was a debate bro and a fan of TPUSA. wonder why they grabbed him.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

How dare you judge me based on my actions, opinions, speech, and writings.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Reflection on the Indianapolis 500 by an unknown author: I started drinking at 6am We're here now I don't know what time it is But I'm rolling deep Those cars are going real fast And real left left, son They're going fast And left Fuck yeah Yeehaw

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Good morning Bluesky today I am not thinking about Dinosaurs. Today I am thinking about the philosophical underpinning of fascism in the context of the announcement that the DOJ is planning to disarm transgender people and classify transgender existence as extremist terrorism. Thread continues...

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Brb conducting a controlled experiment walking in the sand 100 times to see how often Jesus walks beside me and how often he carries me.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Heterosexuality is a stress response.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Do the Germans have a real word for thigh high leather boots or is it something weird like Sexenhöttenbooten again?

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Men will literally spend billions of dollars to clone dinosaurs from fossilized insects in amber but underpay and overwork their software developers inevitably leading to corporate espionage and sabotage which results in the death of their dream rather than go to therapy.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I don't know why I find this so funny.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

If you don't check for workers before tossing a piano down a mineshaft you might end up with A Flat Minor.

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Meghan_Dinosaur @meghan-dinosaur.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

If you're a vegetarian the minions from "Despicable Me" don't count you can eat them.

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