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schweg, but spooky

@schwegler.lol

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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 i am either 30 or 80 years old legally speaking, every post is satire tacobout.online SW-8401-9041-4251

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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 03/10/2026

high school me had such a big crush on young johnny depp

Screenshot of a DM but you can only see the messages I sent:

Cry Baby is probably my favorite tho even tho it's the most mainstream one
Best movie Johnny Depp ever made that's tor sure

Actually I'll just pretend he died in like 2010

Young Johnny Depp was in a lot of good movies ends up
Nightmare on Elm Street, Gilbert Grape, Cry Baby

I mean I can only think of 3 but that's a good list.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 01/10/2026

New Siri is SO cool…

“Sorry we had a problem. Please try again.” I forgot enter doesn’t web search anymore and was trying to find when the BB finale was starting

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 01/10/2026

the fuck, you say?

alert saying i was added to an "Automated moderation list" moderation list

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 30/09/2026

I didn’t even call the dumb motherfucker out for liking questionable skeets or anything. smdh

@aaron.bsky.team has blocked you

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 27/09/2026

it me

Ogre from the Dunemaul line of Ogres with uWu eyes.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 27/09/2026

reading this with a mild hangover made me fucking Cackle

my health app showing a “good” 95 sleep score

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 27/09/2026

also, the only mug I could find was this gigantic one?

Giant “Treat yo Self” mug

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 26/09/2026

sister’s yard getting ready for spooky season a little early

A golden orb weaver spider.

A golden orb weaver spider.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 26/09/2026

i flip burgers, not tragedies

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 26/09/2026

It’s sweetums btw

Sweetums

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 23/09/2026

I’m being informed it still exists Fine. But, WHY?

Google image results for spray butter

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 23/09/2026

Mission accomplished. Gonna keep an eye out and post a link once she’s adoptable. 💜

The adorable puppy in my car waiting on the humane society to open.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 23/09/2026

humane society appointment at 10

stray dog on my porch still

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 23/09/2026

happy birthday, mom 💜

my mon leaning on a car in the late 70s

a not from my mom based on my grandpa’s broken German from the war
“Moms loves you somb”

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 23/09/2026

more stray dog pics. Light brown lab mix girly of some kind

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 23/09/2026

do I have Noah tattooed on my forehead?

a stray dog on my doorstep

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 20/09/2026

real gamers only

an orange cat passed out next to a switch 2

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 18/09/2026

much to do today

Screenshot of Apple Music’s “New Releases for You” page. Under “This Week,” recommendations include Kim Petras’ Detour (Rare N’ D…), Carly Rae Jepsen’s Day and Night, Miley Cyrus’ Bass Persuades, and Meg Stalter’s Crave. The bottom of the screen shows the Apple Music navigation bar and a mini-player playing “Daddy AF” by Slayyyter.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 18/09/2026

lmfaoo 💀

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 18/09/2026

i appreciate how sturdy the box is

Steak shawarma and Greek fries in a very sturdy box

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 17/09/2026

also, lol, lmfaoo even, at this new discovery just being common local knowledge

Nogales-Ascarrunz said, however, that local communities in Bolivia have been aware of the species’ presence for generations.

“This cat, they call it tilcayo. And when you ask, ‘Does it have some meaning in Quechua or Almyra and other Indigenous languages?’ they say, ‘No, my grandpa told me that’s the tilcayo,’” Nogales-Ascarrunz said. “This is a traditional knowledge that they have in the community. We want to preserve that knowledge and we didn’t want to give it another name.”

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 15/09/2026

he’s sitting alone in the vip #bb28

Barrett sitting alone in the BB28 gym

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 13/09/2026

wdym the gloves for my hair dye had holes in them?

I’m caught, purple handed.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 07/09/2026

it’s “Name and Name Builders” and looks like a warehouse from the satellite

Location where I’m getting murdered.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 05/09/2026

"the woman on the Wizard's lap" lol www.imdb.com/title/tt0539...

Janelle credit: the woman on the Wizard's lap

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 05/09/2026

there’s no way this ends well

“Dasher waiting for order” and Dasher is miles away and apparently on a bike?

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 03/09/2026

well, you’ve come back a few times already…

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 02/09/2026

uh-oh

email from tumblr:
brittany33311 asked a question:
Greetings beloved ❤️, I’m sorry for bothering you ,I just reach out for a very important reason ,I feel strange and dark energy around your life and love life, inbox me privately, it’s important.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 01/09/2026

My nephew Sam hanging off my back in their kitchen.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 01/09/2026

my babysitting the nephew feeds setup #bb28

An iPad with live feeds in front of a TV with Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus on it

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 31/08/2026

it’s almost September, and you know what that means…

Pumpkin Spice creamer and some Coffee K Cups

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 31/08/2026

me laughing at all our little jokes in the #bb28 tag

Barrett laughing at a phone

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 31/08/2026

at least he's smiling again :D #bb28

happy barrett

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 31/08/2026

fake tweet Devens "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad" dril tweet meme thing

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 31/08/2026

this looks so much more epic than it is #bb28

Dolly: Big Brother

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 30/08/2026

I hope this wine turns this into Haleigh Wine Night 2.0 and seals a Devens nom somehow #bb28

JC and Fessy drunkenly cuddling in the BB20 HOH room moments before deciding Scottie is the real enemy

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 30/08/2026

#bb28 "we're bringing feeds back early"

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 30/08/2026

rip thog, you would've loved these noms 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ my favorite photos of her, in memoriam #bb28

redhead from clueless

redhead from clueless from clueless again

wendy, famously from wendy's

the original annabelle doll

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 30/08/2026

I'm gonna fucking scream #bb28

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 28/08/2026

can someone in Minnesota please eat this for me?

Apple Donut Ham Grinder - First Kiss® apples from Pleasant Valley Orchard, sliced into rings, battered, deep-fried and tossed in cinnamon sugar. Stacked with sliced uncured ham from Hidden Stream Farm, dressed arugula and drizzled with Crybaby Craig's Hot Honey, made with honey from Bolton Bees. Served with herb-whipped ricotta spread on a toasted hoagie roll from Emma Krumbee's Bakery.

Minnesota's Original Apple Fries serves Apple Fries (fresh-cut apples, fried, tossed in cinnamon sugar and served with a side of caramel); Apple Fries Deluxe (larger portion of Apple Fries served with a side of caramel and whipped cream); and apple cider. All gluten-friendly and vegetarian.

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 27/08/2026

only way Dee gets Barrett to vote the way she wants is if she’s in that diary room with him like this #bb28

Dee standing behind Barrett threateningly

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 24/08/2026

y'all...

S.A.F.E. web browsing... and a stock photo of... agents? at a laptop?

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 23/08/2026

Raggedy Anne doll, haunted probably

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 20/08/2026

voted for Whackstreet Boys from "BB1y" apparently #bb28

The Whackstreet Boys (BB1y)
screenshot form CBS poll

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 20/08/2026

google? no help #bb28

google suggesting a rock solid wedding ceremony

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 19/08/2026

having a bougie dirtbag lunch

Starbucks Iced Energy in Blueberry lemonade and an Annie’s Mac and Cheese cup

the classic dirtbag lunch being, of course, a Red Bull and a Kraft Mac and Cheese cup

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 19/08/2026

@i-block-bb-fans.bsky.social i'm here you #fuckaas bitch #bb28

the outside of the BB 'house'

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 17/08/2026

at the ready #bb28

My iPad with feeds on it on the other part of my L shaped desk

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 15/08/2026

schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 14/08/2026

What CD would you get in your HOH basket? #BB28 #BBSky Turn Off the Light - Kim Petras

Kim Petras' Turn Off the Light