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schweg, but spooky

@schwegler.lol
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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 i am either 30 or 80 years old legally speaking, every post is satire tacobout.online SW-8401-9041-4251

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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 1h
oooooooof
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 1h
they will not rest until he literally adopts Drew
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bradley™ 🍂🌲 @mushqoom.bsky.social · 2h
lala’s one vote keeping devens from playing the most perfect game possible #bb28
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 2h
the only pre-jurors that exist are Jason and Mallory… as it should be #bb28
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 2h
what a wet fart of a non-announcement announcement #bb28
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 2h
oooooof #bb28
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Amanda Rae 🔮🧸 @manndaraee.bsky.social · 3h
Omg were Taylor’s cards mixed up?! #BB28
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 3h
Chelsea isn’t great at, like, saying lines is she? #bb28
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haley #bb28 (NOT A HALEY STAN ACCOUNT) @haleyluvsrealitytv.bsky.social · 3h
sorry drew and devens but you will never top this moment #bb28
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 3h
that boy is flustered #bb28
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 3h
that’s more on brand since they’re both paramount shows, idk why it’s Wheel here, it was local news for some reason where I used to live
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hamsterwatch #bb28 @hamsterwatch.com · 3h
okay guys, we've trained long and hard for this! we've put in blood, sweat, tears, and we are ready: let's go out there and END! THIS! GAME!! 👊
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 3h
time for everyone’s third favorite show, the last 6 minutes of Wheel of Fortune #bb28
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 3h
you would never see me again
Everyone: there's more fish in the sea
The fish in the sea:
A random fact I love is
i'm getting brain surgery June 27 and July 6: 10l

LMAOOO this is literally my profile! And getting brain surgery doesn't make me less of a bad ass bitch
"L (")_/ just trying to be honest and laugh about it
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Johann Huntera @chattwjonathan.bsky.social · 4h
Ninja Turtles font

Hebrew Garfield fentanyl strips
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
twin peaks barbie mashup meme
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 4h
pipe Queen in some sensible sandals, gonna be the only one comfy at the after party #bb28
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 4h
cheese toasties with sliced apples sounds glorious 💜
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KC watches Reality TV @social-strategist.bsky.social · 4h
For all the faults of this season, we don't have a Chogmu finale, and for that I will always be thankful #BB28
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 4h
if any of us need to lose our basic ass freedoms & access to healthcare etc so someone else can feel like they have theirs (sense of superiority, which is a skill issue & not freedom) there’s not really a good argument around voting for anyone into that
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StormaciousD @stormaciousd.bsky.social · 4h
Mallrats Ben Affleck would take you to the stores you want to shop in
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 4h
compuner penius
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Jenna Lee 🧸✨🍁🍂🎃 @jennalee609.bsky.social · 5h
I can't wait for Barrett to find out about our coin psychosis 💀 #bb28
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#spooky #art
Chalk and charcoal drawing on black paper of a really creepy looking rabbit-ish
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious?
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Them: Will you please stop carping Me:
Four panels showing a big ginger cat catching a big orange decorative koi carp (from https://youtu.be/mQ0uS-reQbE?si=7vrHDzGQxnPIYS9u)
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 6h
hey you straights, get off my lawn!
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 7h
straight people? On The Internet?! D:
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 7h
this time it was "we[with] your approval..." smdh
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 7h
would love to send just one professional email without a typo that i don't catch until after it's sent even though i re-read it twice
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 12h
Vasco Núñez de Balboa upon seeing the Pacific for the first time:
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 12h
like shit's bad but i definitely still buy them ~4-5 bucks an lb? And that's at Publix of all places.
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 12h
if you paid $17 for 2 lbs of strawberries, that's a you problem
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 12h
Did you see the story about my uncle? The one who taught at MIT?
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Ordinary Notes @hystericalblkns.bsky.social · 14h
The gofundme for Nurse Chloe Freeman's legal defense. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Nurse charged with helping man in hospital escape from ICE custody
FBI accuses Chloe Freeman of federal misdemeanor in case of undocumented Mexican migrant arrested in Michigan
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 13h
New Siri is SO cool…
“Sorry we had a problem. Please try again.” I forgot enter doesn’t web search anymore and was trying to find when the BB finale was starting
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 13h
Guillotine Hunger Force
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 14h
our long national nightmare is almost over #bb28 who's ready to be happy and/or upset tonight? 🎉
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schweg, but spooky @schwegler.lol · 14h
the fuck, you say?
alert saying i was added to an "Automated moderation list" moderation list
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 23h
I've never met a man who used the phrase "be the bigger man" who wasn't an absolute twat you can just be a good person in the world but that doesn't involve elevating yourself above anybody else so you can feel smug about your choices
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
DO NOT INJECT THIS
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Whit @whitless256.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't have a good story without adversity #BB28
Devens getting dumped into the pool by Bobbiana
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Redactdead Rodriguez 💀🪦 @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The game’s number 1 floater always at it #bb28
Devens floating in the pool
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This calls for the animated twerking ghost inflatable with soundtrack.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 30/09/2026
Absolutely wild that the position of the U.S. government is explicitly “no trannies” and there’s still democrats that want to lean into the “no boys in women’s sports” phrasing about us.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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less 🌞 @bauldlad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHAT IS THISSSS 😭 #bb28
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