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Pombon trainer Ryan

@2intheshinx.bsky.social
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I hate pants. I love being a geek. NSFW. It gets unhinged here. 👬Married 📍central AL www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV…

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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 8h
I just need more Blokees
Blokees Transformers Action Edition G1 Optimus Prime, Megatron, and Soundwave
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always thought being ranked in the bottom 33% in education within a state that is ranked 44th in education nationwide was no big deal. Then today on Facebook a lady asked about lawn care in the area and immediately received no less than 18 chatgpt generated business cards.
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Eric✨ @discodaddy253.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It my birthday. 🎂
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Window shopping for tighty whities and action figures i don't need. 🥰 Good morning!
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Im kinda sad. Usually bake off has someone i want to see win. (And someone I want to see lose) This year im not particularly moved in any direction by any of the contestants.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been begging for this for 3 years. Im a very happy nerd. 🥰
Nerd with his Athena action figure
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does everything have to be a pathology? Having boundaries is not a pathology.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀 free agents? Im into it.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grandmother : *comes over unannounced* "I can fold those" (about the laundry I just removed from the drier) Me : "I'd just have to redo it when you leave."
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Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano
ALT: Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im a little mad. I wanted to buy these and display them together. They never wear these outfits while in the same scene. So now I cant decide if I want to do it anyway because I do what I want or if I want to build separate displays. Also I need $200.
S.H. Figuarts ElphabaS.h. figuarts Glinda
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall : "boypussy" 🥵 Yall when a guy has a vagina : 😡
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me anytime anyone asks me what anything is :
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Gollum: What's 'taters', precious?
ALT: Gollum: What's 'taters', precious?
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im not opposed to creamy additions to sushi. A little cream cheese. Just a little sliver of avocado. But maybe stop overdoing it. A little goes a long way.if you have to make it half creamy and half sushi just stop making sushi.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Davey : *screaming* "YOUR SINS INTO ME!"
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will be assigning sleep apnea to characters for vibes reasons for the next few hours in my mind.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Idk how to explain it. Honchkrow has sleep apnea.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sour cream is just tangy milk and I refuse based on the concept and will never try it.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He just showed up on Drop Dead Diva too. Im telling you its every TV show. All of them. 😡
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The dmv asking me how much i weigh seems a little invasive. Now I wanna lose 40 lbs just to make them wrong.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't sleep because my legs are just not having that so I decided to get in a ridiculously hot bath to try and relax them. As im watching the steam roll off my skin in the candle light I'm reminded that your mom's a hoe.
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Your Mom Mother
ALT: Your Mom Mother
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If they hadn't stolen my foreskin without my consent I would have named it Ezio
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Ezio Auditore Da Firenze - Assassin's Creed
ALT: Ezio Auditore Da Firenze - Assassin's Creed
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The new outfits and action figures are gonna be amazing.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the nurse grabs a syringe and says she needs to see your hip
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk who the man with his hand on the side is but he looks like frollo's personality in real life.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All of my favorite songs from early adulthood being used to advertise medications is really. fuckin. rude.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White women get too involved in my personal and work life. Black men and Black women leave me alone and let me do what I was hired to do. White men have almost always been absent from the role they are being paid to fulfill.
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Ursedelic (he/they/el) @thatbearlifts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The crush sent this meme so in order to resist responding with a selfie, y'all get a hump day post instead.
Hot Bottom Autumn

Orange background with three black pumpkins all with holes carved out. The center pympkin has white fluid deipping out.Quick and dirty selfie if Urse in tiny shorts with the jock strap straps showing. This was testing out an idea for a selfie I havent followed up on
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Stop talking to me"
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just need people to understand that if I love you, ill give you bone marrow but I will not give you my personal space. No hugs please.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking about suggesting an mpreg novel to my grandmother so she will stop talking to me.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus* wept. *my wallet
S.h. figuarts StarkS.h. figuarts Himmel
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The daily overstimulation is starting to get to me. I need a vacation from *gestures at everything*
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furdiewolf.bsky.social @furdiewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aussiebums Baseline
Aussiebums Baseline
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Share a villain or villainess you find sexy How about 2?
Ares and Callisto
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*deletes Amazon shopping list* *creates new Amazon shopping list*
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A. *gaydad* @fraulein-ming.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feeling it today. #gaydad
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Papabear @bluecollarpapabear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't want to work today. All I want to do is fuck and eat pizza.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The tongue is the clitoris of the face.
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Michaël (Mikey) @stockycanadian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just finished chest at the gym and damn I feel them 😫😫
In the bathroom taking a selfie half naked after working on chest Just showing my chest after working out on them
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sitting here absent-mindedly pinching the fat pad behind my pubes and I realized I was having zero thoughts. Only smoosh. I want more of that.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stealing hubby's pillow for nap time because it smells like him and my life would be easier if I was rich and could afford to hold him hostage in bed.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#TeamSLURP
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🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heyy
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So are they gonna let me stream and let me advertise tighty whities for moderately overweight bearded white guys or....?
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Swiss Beef @swiss-beef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔜 BERLIN: anyone up to meet? Going on a vacation soon.
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yall remember when a representative from Idaho asked if we could get video of the inside of a uterus if a woman swallowed a nano-bot?
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you riding a horse right now? If not, take your pants off.
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GR @blahitsg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tummy tuesday?
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Pombon trainer Ryan @2intheshinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just heard an indie girl turn the word "forces" into "foe-ur-say-iz" and im livid.
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Daddy Cub Lucas 🐺 @daddycublucas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What!! Tummy Tuesday in my tighty whities? Earth shattering
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