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Kali Yuga Any% Speedrun in 12,000 years

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 2 Episode 5A - Boob Tubed - Frame 164
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Frame #230 from E81 Goos Pies
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 10/06/2026
And here's one from a few weeks ago about a good idea.
JEFFREY, touching WEEDMASTER P on the shoulder, who recoils: We should start a magazine that prints really mean obituaries. Like, by default. 
JEFFREY: But if someone pays us five thousand dollars we'll do a really NICE obituary
JEFFREY, holding a magazine called DETH MAG: It's a really good idea and it's not completely unethical
WEEDMASTER P: ARE YOU SAYING 'OLD BITCH-UARY'   LIKE IS THAT A NEW MONTH
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Blumen 🎃 @blumen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
wint ∞ @dril
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(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the Addams family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist
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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Panel from SUPERMAN #5, 1940. Head-and-shoulders shot of Superman directly addressing the reader. He says: I URGE ALL MY READERS NOT TO THROW THEIR MONEY AWAY WASTEFULLY INTO SLOT MACHINES! Story: Jerry Siegel. Art: Wayne Boring and Paul Lauretta, ghosting for Joe Shuster.
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Haru @cosmicharu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
How it feels to change my confirm button to ○ and cancel button to X.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: in cupped hands, someone off panel displays their hamster, wearing a novelty Rasta cap with fake hair attached. The person holding the hamster says, “bro, look: my hamster is Rastafarian.” Panel 2: his friend looks mildly concerned and replies, “I… don’t think that’s allowed.” The hamster says, “small up yuhself, mi brudda.”
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 18/05/2026
you know that feels so goood
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Ab-Norm-al @bloatytoe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Mohammed bin Salman, crown prince of Saudi Arabia.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Two of the coolest dudes ever, buzzed on white wine, absolutely vibing their faces off
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®¥@♌✌️ @deboma.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
there's another commencement speech getting booed for talking about AI going viral and it was at your school? were you there for that?

Lol, yeah, that dude is also in the Epstein files. Loads of protests leading up to it. Nobody wanted him and the university leadership knew and did it anyway.
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✩MAJI✩ working on comms! @majibomber.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
O personagem secreto que entra no grupo depois 😭
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J Bogart @jonathanbogart.net · 05/05/2026
Self-portraits by Milton Caniff (1942) and Hergé (1947) that I ran across in a 1987 French magazine and seemed appropriate for #NationalCartoonistDay
Milton Caniff drawing of himself as a cross-eyed confused lad drawing on a wonky board with dozens of questions and reminders about the details of army equipment, uniforms, and lingo floating around his head.Hergé drawing of himself bent over a drawing board, smoking and sweating while a strict miniature Tintin holds a whip as though forcing him to keep drawing.
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J Bogart @jonathanbogart.net · 05/05/2026
And I had to complete the trifecta of the twentieth century's most influential cartoonists. Mid-70s is the best I can place it.
A two-part Osamu Tezuka drawing, in which his character Chiyoko Wato from the Three Eyed One manga scolds him for a bad ending and tells him to redo it. In the second panel (they are borderless), Tezuka sobs wearily over the finished pages.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/04/2026
just two dudes, being bros
a back and forth between me and cedar longpenis

cedar: cut my life into pieces i came inside my jorts

me: ejaculation

cedar: no breeding

me:don’t really care if i’m in my pants creaming

and the. out of nowhere a face melting guitar riff hits the skyline
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Peter McCarty, 2001
Peter McCarty, 2001
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Never seen a picture of him before, I always assumed he wore glasses
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/05/2026
Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic
Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 01/05/2026
I was watching this like "How the hell did he make this? The lines maintain a consistency that looks and feels like tweening" and it turns out, yes, that's what it was. Turns out this is one of the first computer animated films ever. It wasn't named this at the time, but they invented 2D tweening.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/05/2026
theres a japan-only arcade game where the premise is to win rock paper scissors and then beat the ever loving shit out of your opponent until they are unconscious
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
ranch for poorly drawn horses
a drawing of a western landscape with a bunch of extremely crudely drawn horses on it, like, disproportionately bad for the drawing that they live in
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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
TBT when we were assigned to make senior portraits for art school and my teacher said I couldn't use this one because it was "too upsetting"
Self portrait of me but if I was the Eraserhead baby
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
this man could not see shit
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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 24/04/2026
Case of Dungeons // Studio K2 // PC-98
Case of Dungeons // Studio K2 // PC-98
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Remedios Varo @remediosvaro.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Allegory of Winter botfrens.com/collections/69/content…
"Allegory of Winter" by Remedios Varo presents an enchanting and surreal forest scene with whimsical, tree-like figures encasing delicate animals and plants within translucent vessels. The composition evokes a sense of mysterious stillness and intricate beauty, characteristic of Varo's symbolic and mystical artistic vision.
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Zdoubleyoo @zdoubleyoo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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gothic göre @britneyspheres.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Crumb
Black and white drawing of a man and a woman standing opposite of each othe. She's asking: GERALD, WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR PENIS OUT FOR A MOMENT?, and he's replying YES DEAR!, while she's hiding a knife behind her back
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Frame #10730 from 50s E22-23 outcast marbles
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Eartha Kitt performing in Las Vegas, Nevada, in 1955
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 24/04/2026
The fact that John Waters is, at 80, still vital and funny and just as forward-thinking as ever and no one will give him money to make a movie is proof this world is broken.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
one of them ate the other one
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He's going to die on camera--which will be the worst outcome for Republicans, the best outcome for the media, and the funniest outcome for the American people.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.
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Alex Ahad o_8 @oh8.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
*kchk* ROCKET LAWN CHAIR 👀👁‍🗨
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 Episode 9A - Keeping Up with the Bigheads - Frame 137
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
both the thing Senor Cardgage would be eating and what he would call it
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the artist formerly known as 'a chud' @paizuri.moe · 02/04/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Dual booting between Windows and Linux is how I imagine Persephone felt.
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LiquidKonata @liquidkonata.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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