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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Knock knock. Who's there? Rod Liddle's dead, woo...

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Steve Akehurst @steveakehurst.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

As others tell me I’m obliged to reply:

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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

You change to suit the people around you.

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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Thank to @tombwildesq.bsky.social, now and forever, I am "Reform candidate" man - WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG

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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

My Threads algorithm, once flooded with kittens, is now flooded with kittens and cheesecake. Joke's on you, Meta, I'm into that shit.

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Morgan @morganthemothmaam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

Zorhan Mamdani portrayed as Zordon from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

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Anton @antonhand.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

That’s right… WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN!! Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades 2 Wishlist now on Meta Quest & Steam

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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I'm convinced that, if Erika Kirk and Kash Patel ever had kids, their eyes would like like one of these:

Player mugshot from the original 'Quake', whose eyes are baggy and bloodshot.

Player mugshot from the original 'Quake', whose eyes are the only part of the face visible after the player has activated an invisibility power-up.

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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My Threads feed is just full of kittens. Yeah, that's the stuff.

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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

SNIKTLY BALLROOM: Wolverine and his fellow X-Men have to build a controversial dance venue to stop an assassination attempt. A sexually charged dance-off with Sabertooth ensues.

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Samanfur @samanfur.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

What I refer to as Schrodinger's Dickhead: the guy who comes out with trash and slurs for attention, and then waits for the audience reaction to see if he needs to yell "Just kidding!" afterwards. The intellectual level of my four year old - and at least she knows that she shouldn't be doing it.

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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

From Threads, credit to @katebullockwrites.bsky.social - screenshotting here as this genius hasn't posted this banger here on Bluesky (yet?). I had the urge to go make a coffee so I had something to spit out:

Threads screenshot from @katebullockwrites: "I'm fucking delighted that I'm at the sex club and we're hosting a Mario kart tournament and eveyone is here for it. It's epic."

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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

What the fuck Nvidia no Nobody wants this

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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Here's my bullshit prediction for the Sonic Movie 4 mid-credits sequence: Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Big the Cat. Fuck it, why not?

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/02/2026

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Kansas has, overnight, invalidated the drivers’ licenses of trans people, a pointless cruelty that upends their lives If Brits think “it won’t happen here” think again! Groups in the U.K. who want the same thing are routinely invited to consult with Labour and normalised in our press!

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Susan Arendt @susanarendt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Dear game industry: I’m going to hold your hand as I say this, but No-one. Wants. Your AI. Bullshit. Nobody. There is no audience for it. Stop it.

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 20/02/2026

i really do despise this mothefucker on a genetic bone marrow level, he's like a golem cobbled together by assholes, made of all the very worst american attributes

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

If you're having a bad day, take a moment to check out this luscious scenery.

Chart of Palantir stock crashing -26.03% in the last 30 days

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 02/02/2026

right now “illegal” is anything a billionaire fascist doesn’t like. we need to learn to call that out as the bullshit it is.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 30/01/2026

Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists. Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews. All Black. All doing their jobs.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/01/2026

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution. This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American. They must be released immediately.

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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 30/01/2026

When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.

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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I'm no financial wunderkind but I have a feeling that the stock market might not be good for the games industry.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/01/2026

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 28/01/2026

Good. I don't give a shit if people think it's performative or late to the game or whatever. Every damn celebrity in the country should be using their platform to push back against fascism.

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Alan Aldred @scarletspider85.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Did you hear the one about the guy who tried that new dating app Zippo? He couldn't find a match.

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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 26/01/2026

Bovino saying that naming Pretti's shooter would be "doxing" is a tactic to avoid accountability and to get people to swing into the dirt. Don't fall for it. We know it isn't doxing and we don't have to prove it. Focus on the cover-up and abuse of power underneath, not the propaganda on the surface.

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Meredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Freedom is when I don’t have to pay taxes and people who exercise their constitutional rights are beaten, shoved into camps, and shot in the back or the face by masked agents of the state

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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Working on a new theory that McSweeney is a decades-long project by the Irish intelligence services to bring down their most ancient enemy without firing a shot

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 25/01/2026

Hell is, in fact, too good for these people, but we must be generous.

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Palantir was a warning sign. Keir Starmer choosing to hand our data and security to US tech companies is an outrageous failure of judgment. All in the name of "investment." What about national security?

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Look I know this is going to be hard here but rigid adherence to lies about Covid is going to push you to the right. It has to. The eugenicist ideas that we can abandon the vulnerable and that vaccine mandates and lockdowns weren’t necessary because only “those people” died can never be democratic.

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