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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)

@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lizards are more congenial looking. The lips ! ___——‾‾‾ * Apologies to all lizards.
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whattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 20h
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 19h
Well, finally have all the storm/flood preps done. Leg is hurting... I'm just hoping for 3 days of sitting on my lazy ass & not having to do any emergency repairs or mitigation. Yayy.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, a short dumpy Chinese woman comes out waving a cleaver and yelling, "This no all you can eat buffet, you go now!"
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Anna E. Cook @annaecook.com · 28/09/2026
There are Mormon missionaries walking around Cap Hill in Seattle trying to talk to people. While I was walking around down there today saw two boys see me and my bright blue hair and go right the other direction. The “poison frog” effect works every time 💙
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday is just around the corner! 😬 Use a vid, GIF, or image to reveal how you feel about that
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Beau Gives the Middle Finger
ALT: Beau Gives the Middle Finger
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pekki63.bsky.social @pekki63.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now, all within reading distance know the smell of serious loser stink. This is the GOP personified; corrupt, arrogant, sexist, and racist.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the Texans out there - vote Talarico if you want to change the 30 years of decline in your state
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thisay well be a misattributed (AE Robinson) or a totally fabricated attribution....but it's now wrong nonetheless. quoteinvestigator.com/2011/02/23/c...
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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dc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Community-led grocery store to break ground in southeast Raleigh
After more than a decade of planning and fundraising, Fertile Ground Food Cooperative is advancing plans for a Black-led, community-owned grocery store to open on Garner Road. The project reflects a b...
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.animationmagazine.net/2026/09/dark... Woohoo for @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and even Seth Rogen
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you think your sports car makes you look like a dick.... Don't be like Thomas and James. (Throttle House, YouTube Aston Martin Valhalla review minute 16 or 17. But the whole thing is worth the watch)
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sigh I must venture boldly out into the heat and *gulp* people
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The pink eye express
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The water main saga is finally resolved. Tech did come and try to tell me I was wrong and the valve was supposed to work the way it was. My response..."Bullshit, I may not have the adequate vocabulary to properly describe that the valve is fucked up. But it IS fucked up. So either fix the m'fer
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Marty @martyrye62.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was thinking firing squad in the rose garden.... allegedly 😱😅🤣😅 With a fifty cal mini gun...Red mist
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Proud Veteran @roghair.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m so ashamed at how true this is This isn’t the country or ideals I served so many years to defend
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Marty @martyrye62.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Natures taking a long time to take its course.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was (notice-was) in great hip pain today. Had to suck it up, medical chauffeur, run to shopping 3 locations, gas etc. BUT as I was in HEB, noticed Multi symptom Pamprin w/ pamabrol still in it. Yeah, took 2 pills & snoozed a little, woke up, had some tea & chocolate croissants. Ok I get it ladies
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Robin Of Broccoli @robinofbroccoli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s honestly the very best way to go. That or homemade from a trusted source! Or apparently just going to Korea. 🤣❤️🔥
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