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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 1m

Now, if you haven't seen Trump's latest campaign ad that aired during every NFL football game on Sunday - that WE actually had to pay for because he claimed it's not an ad, but a "public service announcement"- then don't worry, cuz I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #parody

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 1h

Trump's feet are now as twisted as his brain is. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 21h

Live shot of Jack Smith showing GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt a photo of Atlanta Hawks men's basketball team - the team Schmitt accused him of watching on Fed 3rd, 2004, and a poster of the Iowa Hawkeyes women's basketball team - the team he was actually watching. #JackSmith #EricSchmitt

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump is missing and believed to have been abducted by Iranian terrorists. #NatalieHarp #Parody

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Say what you want about Usha Vance, but she really knows how dress for her man. #JDVance

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well now, this has GOT to be an impeachable offense. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just can't understand what would cause someone to call our wonderful President a "pedophile"? #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"How many times do I have to tell you, you do not land during diaper maintenance! Do you realize because of your blatant incompetence, Ms Harp is now a brunette?!" #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Antifa thugs vandalize the Marine One chopper, ahead of President Trump's trip to Chicago to attend the Presidents Cup at Medinah Country Club Golf course. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think it's pretty clear that Marsha Blackburn must've did Donald Trump's hair before the big game. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In a desperate attempt to garner the same attention Nancy Mace received from wearing it on her podcast yesterday - President Trump steps off Marine One wearing a full-bodied black leather cat suit. | #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

While attending the Tennessee/Texas game in Neyland stadium, President Trump makes Tenn Senator Marsha Blackburn prove her loyalty by changing his diaper and sniffing it. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can't quite put my finger on it, but think there might be something wrong with the President. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TRUMP: See now, Jinpy, this is what we in states, call, an onion. Xi Jinping: Why you call it, onion? TRUMP: Cuz dat ass make me cry. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TRUMP: ... and see this is how we actually filmed it. Xi JINPING: but didn't fireman get shot and die? TRUMP: well, yes... but we had to make it look real. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

BREAKING: While dining in the White House with Chinese President Xi Jinping, President Trump commits an international fashion faux pas.

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

BREAKING: seemingly in an effort to humiliate her, the First Lady forces the Presidents personal assistant Natalie Harp to wear her husband's dirty diaper during the White House state dinner with Chinese President Xi Jinping. #MelaniaTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

While giving the Chinese President a tour of the White House, Donald Trump shows Xi Jinping his XS thin peen. #DonaldTrump #XiJinping #parody

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Chinese President Xi Jinping presents Donald Trump with a blonde baby girl as a diplomatic gift, after arriving in Washington for their summit. #DonaldTrump #parody

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BREAKING: during yesterdays military 'flyover' to welcome President Xi Jinping to Washington, President Trump experienced a sonic boom in his pants. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BREAKING: while welcoming Xi Jinping to Washington, President Trump appeared to have given birth to the Incubus. #DonaldTrump #XiJinping

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

After President Trump noticeably winced during a military flyover he had arranged to welcome Xi Jinping to Washington - the Chinese President made him cry for flinching. #DonaldTrump #XiJinping

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Donald Trump banning CNN from the White House press pool doesn't seem to have affected Kaitlan Collins at the United Nations all that much. #DonaldTrump #KaitlanCollins

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"We are not here to make a mockery of Secretary Pete Hegseth or the United States military." - Jake and Logan Paul giving a motivational speech to members of the US military at the Pentagon #JakePaul

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

During meeting with Zorhan Mamdani, President Trump asks the NYC Mayor a question that leaves reporters stunned. #DonaldTrump #ZohranMamdani

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

President Trump's new helipad is vandalized by Antifa thugs just 24 hours after it's grand opening. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BREAKING: Sec of War Pete Hegseth announces that he's teaming up with Jake and Logan Paul and together they will assemble to become the new Ambiguously Gay Trio. #PeteHegeth #JakePaul

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wait'll you hear what Taylor Swift screamed from her skybox on SNF after NBC cut away from her and back to the game. #TaylorSwift #parody

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

BREAKING: Because President Trump banned the press pool, there was no audio recorded for his new helipad grand opening - and a unnamed NEWSMAX employee took the opportunity to hijack the closed captioning scroll. #DonaldTrump #Parody

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

To conform with President Trump's demands, the Kennedy Center board changes the name of the John F. Kennedy Center and erects a statue to honor Donald Trump's many accomplishments. #DonaldTrump #KennedyCenter

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trump voters: I would pay $25 a gallon for gas before I'd ever vote for a Democrat. Trump voters when gas hits $7 a gallon:

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

BREAKING: Congresswoman Lauren Boebert caught eating at the Y. #LaurenBoebert

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I rage-watch all the Steelers games now because Aaron Rodgers is such a MAGAt moron, and today he got hit so hard he was almost split in HALF. And every time he gets hit, to me it's like Donald Trump himself is getting hit. So today was a GOOD day ;)

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Iran constructs massive 200 foot tall granite sculpture of Donald Trump in the middle of the Strait of Hormuz, telling US negotiators it would remain there, and the strait will remain closed until Trump surrenders. #StraitOfHormuz

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BREAKING: President Trump inexplicably appears to harass Sarah Huckabee Sanders for wearing a very clingy top.

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𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙰𝙷 @capecodpostaah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can’t wait ‘til the Snake River Canyon Set comes out!!

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey kids, The New Mitch McConnell Stunt Cycle is out! Collect all Three!!! #MitchMcConnell

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

BREAKING: in an effort to avoid demolition and appease President Trump's demands, the Kennedy Center board officially changes the name of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, and erects a statue to commemorate Donald Trump's legacy. #DonaldTrump #KennedyCenter

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: Senate adjourns early so that Mitch McConnell can be watered and pruned. #MitchMcConnell

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell defies all odds by showing up to cast tie-breaking vote on the Senate floor this morning. #MitchMcConnell

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: in an effort to reopen it's doors, the Kennedy Center Board concedes to President Trump's demand, and renames the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts after Donald Trump. #DonaldTrump

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A Kid-F'er, a Couch-F'er and a Dog-F'er, walk into a bar... #DonaldTrump #FBI

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