Reposted by Mike MuthShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12hI much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper 19119281
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 12hThere is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray 011
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 12hI will stop judging people when they stop saying stupid things. 010
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin 010
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The correct way to spell "hats" is "HATS" because it's all caps. 010
Reposted by Mike MuthEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102312641
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here. - Arthur C. Clarke 020
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why can't I age like fine wine instead of expired milk. 010
Reposted by Mike MuthJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wakefield was a fraud who engaged in deliberate data falsification. Investigations revealed that he had altered patient medical histories, fabricated data, and reported false onset times. He lost his license to practice medicine in the UK in 2010. www.immunize.org/clinical/vac... 771294716
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. - Abraham Lincoln 020
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Men don't want to know what's on television, they want to know what *else* is on television. 120
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Pope is a White Sox fan. I would have thought he'd be a Cardinals fan... 211
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026odd coincidence (or is it): Hulu just recommended "Dr Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb". Then this pops up for me. 030
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 020
Reposted by Mike MuthPope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026😳😂😂😂😂😂WTFBBQ??? 2123
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can't really argue with that, because it just seems insane. 000
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave. - Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs 010
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire 011
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't know who needs to know this but Kenwood, Sony, JVC and Pioneer are great...stereotypes. 031
Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own. - Arthur Conan Doyle 010
Reposted by Mike MuthAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026Someone tell him that tens of thousands of active duty service members are on food stamps. 301103503158