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i like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 1h

Post your favorite room in TV history. Mine.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12h

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 7h

Okay im almost a decade late but this is funny

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11h

someone call up will smith we need him to do something

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 11h

He cheated on her with multiple women, causing her to divorce him "on Biblical" grounds while still keeping his last name for the same reason she's doing this: the greater sin is being Democrat. So then Ken isn't fit as a husband in the Eyes of God, but he'd still make an excellent leader. Got it.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 11h

Still in the FA period, I see.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 11h

I love that in his later years De Niro is laser focused on our future.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 12h

This guy needs to be one of the first three we generationally shame into oblivion. May his descendents - assuming this thing can breed - carry the stain of him forever.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fuck it im just gonna say it. I don't like Christopher Abbott. I used to, and I still respect his talent. I just don't like watching him. At all. This is going to be a problem for me over the next decade or so.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Indian representation in American comics pt 1. Vindaloo - Magneto's Acolytes. Vindaloo is a dish. Known for its heat. So this guy projects heat. Rep rating 1/10

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Real man of the people. We're all concerned about how much golf can be played in the fall.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The day this country officially went to hell was the day you couldnt walk into any grocery store and buy an Archie's Double Digest.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wait wait wait wait wait. Mamdani's mom is MIRA NAIR??? How the fuck did I miss that?

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Golf. Golf and thinking he controls time and the sun. That's all this is. The doxxing is pretty funny though. Give him a call.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW: a psycho-erotic photo-essay by @atrupar.com

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

May God himself damn this man and all who support him for all eternity.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Let's be honest: he's gonna send troops to the polls. So when we're done voting we should stick around to protect our fellow Americans from our fellow Americans because THAT, unfortunately, is what this election is ultimately about.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is almost too soulless too believe. Not really, though. He shouldn't be asked anything else until this is answered, and "fake news!" isn't gonna cut it. He should have to PROVE it didn't happen.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Of course he sides with the rapists.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sigh. My man looks like another rich and hyper-unqualified, ketamine-snorting freak put in charge of something that could collapse our society.

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Apparently for the MAGA true believers, there is no discernible difference between Trump and Jesus, and the animating force that unites them is hatred for and a desire to exterminate Muslims (or you can substitute trans people, Blacks, Hispanics, gays, Indian-Americans... as necessary).

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He thinks we're all incredibly stupid.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/10/2026

The moment Katie Britt realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to ‘get out of America’ while he & Absent Ashley enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors helped build. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the ppl who built this country & then telling their descendants they don’t belong here/2

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Feels like skipping past the Civil War and World War II are sorta big tells here? I wonder why he doesn't want to talk about the times the US military waged war against white supremacists. Probably a totally innocent explanation, right? Right?

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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Even in his own made up flattery fantasies, the woman has to be completely intoxicated to find him appealing.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We need to make podcasting equipment insanely expensive

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh god it is SO much worse than you think. We have a warm bowl of banana pudding in charge of our nuclear codes.

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H. Perry Horton @hperryhorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This man has admitted to at least 5 affairs during his 1st marriage & 1 during his 2nd, which resulted in a child born out of wedlock. He's been accused of sexual assault and his mom wrote him a letter 8 years ago calling him an "abuser of women." He also really likes killing people. Amen, I guess.

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