Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“They don’t even have Tourette’s, I’ve never seen them tic.” I’m very sorry the person with a disability isn’t adequately performing their disability for you. I’m sure being laughed at or constantly having to publicly explain themselves is super fun and not humiliating at all. 131
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The universe didn’t give me any stories, god has not installed the virtue of storytelling within me. I sat down and wrote a book. And now I’m writing a second. That’s not divinity at work, that’s hours and hours of commitment to a singular story. Fuck off “god gave me the story” corny ass. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Everytime I attempt an outline, it turns into me just writing the book. I am constitutionally incapable of outlining. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Milly Alcock would make an incredible James Bond. Fuck you, fight me. Don’t though, I don’t have the attention span for that. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 05/08/2026All I’m saying is that if Perez Hilton was reporting this story, instead of living it, he would not be kind. He would not respect people’s privacy. He made a life of being a piece of shit for money, that makes empathy difficult. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Every single thing James Corden does would be improved if James Corden didn’t do it. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Man, if people thought the bear discourse was wild, women picking the wicker basket over men is going to blow that out of the water. 130
Reposted by Reverend Thanos Primeᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026I have no clue who needs to see this but start writing again. 35802254
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The conservative viewpoint is inherently anti-art. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Offering you Oatmeal raisin cookies is how people pleasers tell you they no longer have feelings for you. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I don’t believe people care about how Christopher Nolan adapted The Odyssey. I truly don’t. It’s just another example of manufactured outrage from bored internet trolls. The story has been reimagined thousands of times over centuries, pretending that matters for this film is disingenuous at best. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I got my first feedback from my first novel. In April, I had never written so much as a short story. Today, I have a completed manuscript (it still needs work, but I’m on version 3) and someone who actually read my manuscript cover to cover and enjoyed it. Best thing this year. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Every single argument about “preserving Greek culture” goes right out the window when I can’t throw a rock without hitting a piece of art inspired by Greek myth. It’s already been preserved, y’all are just whining. 011
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I actually think you just shouldn’t get to watch movies anymore. Like, legally. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham out of left field, what won’t they do to distract from Mitch McConnell? 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I’m at a copy shop having my manuscript printed and made physical for the first time. It’s far from finished, loads of edits now that the story is all there, but it was important for me to frame it as it is right now. I wrote a fucking book, y’all. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The most boring, unimaginative take on adapted media is “THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE THE ORIGINAL AGAIN VERBATIM.” There is a reason people who say that are in the audience and not behind the camera. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 01/07/2026AND I’LL KEEP GOING UNTIL WE GET A SEQUEL.static.klipy.comHeadbanging Kara Zor-elALT: Headbanging Kara Zor-el 192
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Yeah, well, I want my art to be made by real people. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Can we pre-ban the term ‘cursive singing’ before the keyboard critics really get hold of it? I feel like we’ve got about 3 more days before it becomes as annoying as ‘slop’ or ‘shill.’ 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Christian Bale gained 54 feet for the role. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 25/06/2026All that AI integration only for no one to be able to afford the platform. Such a pity. Wait, no. Not pity. Laugh. I’m having such a laugh. (As someone who has had an Xbox since the OG Halo came out) 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Honestly, fandoms have become so unbearable over the last decade with the incel/conservative nonsense, that normal people are going to need to become bullies to rectify how toxic pretty much every fandom is. Their notifications should be flooded with people insulting them all day, every day. 000
Reposted by Reverend Thanos PrimeBloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 17/06/2026EVIL DEAD WRATH is set in 1972. "It predates everything," producer Rob Tapert teases. "It will feel like a 1972 movie." In theaters April 7, 2028. 526356
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It never should have been on broadcast television, but The Black Donnellys had so much potential. 131
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I finished my alpha manuscript today, 96,000 words. I kinda feel like a real writer right now. 360
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The First Law Trilogy, by Joe Abercrombie. Each book is a season, followed by 3 films, each adapting one of the three spin-off books. Best Served Cold on the big screen would be an incredible experience. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 06/06/2026They did, they made a trailer and put a rating on it. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It is genuinely insane that Supergirl is in a total of 0 Dolby theaters around me. Feels hella disrespectful, @amctheatres.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comSupergirl in Trench CoatALT: Supergirl in Trench Coat 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Playing through 007: First Light. Getting the itch to watch a Bond flick, but feel indecisive, I’ve currently got access to the Dalton, Connery, and Craig eras, any suggestions for a lazy Saturday Bond flick?static.klipy.comJames Bond 007 Gun Barrel SequenceALT: James Bond 007 Gun Barrel Sequence 110
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Cliche pick, IT Niche pick, Revival ‘til I die. ‘Cliche’ and ‘niche’ should rhyme when you read this, for flavor. 131
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I refuse to read Brandon Sanderson until I can go a full calendar year without hearing about how I just have to read Brandon Sanderson. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Supergirl is already my favorite film of the year, and we’re more than a month away from release. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Putting meat in a grilled cheese makes it not a grilled cheese. You didn’t reinvent the wheel, you just heated up a ham and cheese sandwich. Stop it. Get some help.static.klipy.comFred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.ALT: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Hozier’s cover of Do I wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys is fucking terrible, and Hozier should feel bad that it exists. 020
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 22/04/2026ART IS ALLOWED TO BE GRATUITOUS. SOMETHING BEING GRATUITOUS DOES NOT MAKE ITS PRESENCE UNNECESSARY. STOP TRYING TO PUT ART INTO NEAT LITTLE COMFORT BOXES. 010
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I am *in love* with Joytoy’s Death Guard series. It reminds me of those old McFarlane toys horror line, while being distinctly Warhammer 40K. HE’S SO UGLY, I LOVE HIM. 030
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Well, after reading the Ruby Rose account, and then 6 more accounts of Katy Perry sexually assaulting someone, I totally understand the whole her and Russell Brand marriage thing. 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The president just threatened nuclear annihilation and I’m still expected to be a cog in the capitalist machine for a solid 8 hours. I know he’ll most likely TACO, but the idea that the world’s last day might be spent working and laboring is insane. How does this alone not stop EVERYONE? 010
Reposted by Reverend Thanos PrimeLiam (Pumpkin Spice Latte Edition) Dalley @cinephile25.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Happy Trans of visibility day. I know times are tougher than ever but you are seen and you are loved @mvbrat10.bsky.social @nerdobaggins.bsky.social @ryanjrobotham.bsky.social @bvlikeslinguica.bsky.social @gonzaegonza91.bsky.social @scalawagjack.bsky.social @thanosprime.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma black background with the words trans people have always existedALT: a black background with the words trans people have always existed 0157
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 28/03/2026SpiderKash SpiderKash Does whatever he’s told to do Dont shake his hand its probably wet From fellating trump or jerking it Look out here cums SpiderKash Is he smart listen bub he had a Podcast before this job Has he solved any crime I dont think he’s got the time Hey there It’s bumbling SpiderKash 000
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Y’all are wasting time hating Chappell Roan over a dumb nonissue when Quentin Tarantino is still walking around and doing weird Quentin Tarantino shit. 030
Reverend Thanos Prime @thanosprime.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Wild to denigrate talkshows as being too political while on a Podcast with a guy who directly helped get trump elected. Podcasts have arguably been a bigger source of political brainwashing than network television in the last decade. Hell, half of trump’s staff are podcasters. Vaughn is full of shit 0125